Bird’s Eye View: If F1 drivers were chocolate…

Posted on | Author Rachel Spruce

ChompF1 Fanatic contributor Rachel returns with her take on what F1 drivers would be if they were chocolate bars.

Make your own confection suggestions below…

Ralf Schumacher – Yorkie: it’s not for girls

David Coulthard – Double Decker: a retro favourite, but can no longer compete

Lewis Hamilton – Chomp: good value, pint-sized crowd-pleaser

Scott Speed – Reese’s pieces: inexplicably popular in the US, but negligible following in Europe

Alex Wurz – Curly Wurly, longer than average, but still a quality confectionery item

Kimi Raik?‚„∆?ť?¬nnen – Daim: hard, but chewy when battered

Fernando Alonso – M&Ms: changeable exterior, but consistent underneath

Jenson Button – Milkybar: a pale imitation of something better

Takuma Sato – Flake: structurally unsound

Felipe Massa – Toblerone: continental confection plagued with peaks and troughs.

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