Here are 20 resolutions I thought up – suggest some of your own in the comments box below…
Lewis Hamilton – I will learn to drive conservatively in championship-deciding races.
Kimi Raikkonen – I will stop acting like a bored teenager during interviews.
Fernando Alonso – I will explain my version of the events at last year’s Hungarian Grand Prix.
Max Mosley – I will not take cheap shots at three-times world champions.
Jenson Button & Nick Heidfeld – I will purchase and use a razor.
Tadashi Yamashina – I will pack up my joke of a team and buy Williams instead.
Ron Dennis – I will learn the value of transparency and good public relations.
Sebastien Bourdais – I will not let my new F1 drive stop me from competing in the Le Mans 24 Hours.
Vijay Mallya – I will not allow Force India / Spyker / MidlandF1 / Jordan to be sold yet again.
All F1 drivers – I will complete a season without using the phrase ‘for sure’.
Mario Theissen & Burkhard Goeschel (BMW) – I will stop arguing in favour of stability control and realise it has no place in Formula 1.
Flavio Briatore – I will not throw stones from the confines of my glass house.
Frank Williams & Colin Kolles – I will drop my opposition to customer teams.
Hermann Tilke – I will urge the FIA to relax the tight restrictions on F1 circuit design.
Juan Pablo Montoya – I will stop messing about in NASCAR and return to F1.
Steve Rider & James Allen – I will realise there are 21 F1 drivers who aren’t Lewis Hamilton.
Felipe Massa – I will learn that a red light means stop.
Luca di Montezemolo – I will stop whingeing about ‘spygate’.
Michael Schumacher – I will announce my return to Formula 1 with Ferrari as Kimi Raikkonen’s team mate in 2009.
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