Curtains, romance novels, bacon… is there anything NASCAR won’t brand?

NASCAR pets calendar, high heels, steak branding iron and romance novel

NASCAR pets calendar, high heels, steak branding iron and romance novel

Is there any kind of product you can’t buy with a NASCAR logo on? After a few minutes searching it turns out probably not…

Beyond the usual fare of videos, models, books and games there is some truly weird and wonderful NASCAR tat out there.

With NASCAR play mats and a NASCAR ABC book you can indoctrinate your youngster in the wonders of America’s favourite motor sport.

Show your passion for America’s favourite motor sport in your home with NASCAR curtains and a NASCAR gazebo. Animal lover? Grab a 2009 NASCAR pets calendar.

Need a present for the lady in your life? Treat her to NASCAR high heels and one of over 60 NASCAR romance novels (see more of them here). Here’s a sample of the action:

Years ago, Sylvie had loved Hugo with all the fiery impetuousness of youth. But she’d had a secret that had torn them apart. Now she had a chance to atone for her mistakes??and save the life of the child she’d left behind. But doing so meant dealing with her ex-husband, Hugo, again??and having the strength to finally tell him the real reason she’d left him and the world of NASCAR behind.

NASCAR’s conquest of the kitchen is also complete. You can cook NASCAR recipes on your NASCAR slow cooker, brand your steaks in the number of your favourite NASCAR driver and even decorate your cupcakes accordingly.

NASCAR bacon: it cooks in ten seconds, but can you buy a NASCAR microwave?

NASCAR bacon: it cooks in ten seconds, but can you buy a NASCAR microwave?

If you find real cooking too much of a chore NASCAR’s line of ready-cooked bacon (“microwaveable, ready in 10 seconds!”) and burgers is what you need. Afterwards you can use a NASCAR toothbrush to get the taste out of your mouth.

So what’s my point? That NASCAR is a cash-hungry corporate behemoth that will slap its logo on any old tat? No. Well, maybe a little bit.

But my real point is this: NASCAR knows how to do marketing. Now I’m not interested in buying a Kimi Raikkonen waffle iron or a Lewis Hamilton foot spa – but nor am I any likely to spend ??225 on an F1 mouse mat.

Bernie Ecclestone is trying to juggle competing demands for more money from the teams and the need to pay back CVC’s debts. Formula 1’s under-developed marketing and merchandise potential offers a clear opportunity to do that.

NASCAR’s approach is to brand an enormous quantity of mass-market products. The exact same approach would clearly not fit F1’s image. But extending its product range beyond prohibitively expensive watches and wallets could open up huge new revenues for the sport.

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17 comments on Curtains, romance novels, bacon… is there anything NASCAR won’t brand?

  1. Flip & Fill said on 18th December 2008, 22:47

    GeorgeK

    It varies.

    The mainstream TV doesn’t have much F1 in their commercials at all, Santander use McLaren & Lewis in a few of their current TV commercials and there was the classic “Anything you can do, I can do better” Merc commercial with Lewis & Alonso a few years ago.
    Off the top of my head I can’t think of any other recent F1 tie-ins on TV.

    You get some drivers used in the printed press adverts but to be honest mate the drivers are losing hands down to the soccer players.
    Beckham probably has more ad’s out at any one time than all of the current drivers combined, had to add current as Mansell always has loads of SunSeeker ad’s in the up-markets magazines :~)

  2. Thanks Flip & Fill.

    So there could be a vast marketing potential out there if we could pry the sport loose from Bernie’s dying hands.

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