Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

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Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.

And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.

Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.

What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?

Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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171 comments on Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

  1. airtone said on 14th January 2012, 10:08

    Any way you slice it, I’ll stay at BAR!

  2. Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 14th January 2012, 10:23

    Jenson Button has an unfortunate tell in this year’s paddock-wide rock-paper-scissors contest.

  3. Tom Haxley (@welshtom) said on 14th January 2012, 10:29

    “OK, so, Jenson can cut faster than you. Can you confirm you understood that message?”

  4. DavidS (@davids) said on 14th January 2012, 10:31

    Jenson to his engineer: I’m struggling with massive scissors

  5. Its not only TV that can make cuts to F1.

  6. Adam1 (@adam1) said on 14th January 2012, 10:40

    Jenson Button wishes Felipe Massa was shorter than him…

  7. Mike (@mike) said on 14th January 2012, 10:47

    “Meanwhile at Honda, things were going badly”

  8. Dan Thorn (@dan-thorn) said on 14th January 2012, 10:50

    Jenson got the wrong end of the stick when Ross Brawn said he wanted to buy Honda for a snip.

  9. JerichoKane (@jerichokane) said on 14th January 2012, 10:59

    “With scissors like this I can easly reach the hair on the back of my head. That’s why my hair is always so perfect!”

  10. BadgerMonger said on 14th January 2012, 11:00

    Good morning Sir, ready for ‘the snip’?

  11. brxtr (@broxter) said on 14th January 2012, 11:26

    “Jenson Button – racing with the cutting-edge of technology.”

  12. Ben Spearpoint said on 14th January 2012, 11:29

    Button predicts Honda cuts.

  13. Chris (@eddie4102000) said on 14th January 2012, 11:29

    The break lines on these modern cars were getting harder and harder to cut…

  14. Tiffoc (@tiffoc) said on 14th January 2012, 11:32

    If Lewis gets that close to me in Canada again this year he’s going to be talking with a very high voice…

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