Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

Caption competitionPosted on Author Keith Collantine

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004
Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.

And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.

Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.

What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?

Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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171 comments on “Caption competition 1: Jenson Button”

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  1. Jenson Button wishes Felipe Massa was shorter than him…

  2. “Meanwhile at Honda, things were going badly”

  3. Jenson got the wrong end of the stick when Ross Brawn said he wanted to buy Honda for a snip.

  4. “With scissors like this I can easly reach the hair on the back of my head. That’s why my hair is always so perfect!”

  5. Good morning Sir, ready for ‘the snip’?

  6. “Jenson Button – racing with the cutting-edge of technology.”

  7. Ben Spearpoint
    14th January 2012, 11:29

    Button predicts Honda cuts.

    1. Haha quality

  8. The break lines on these modern cars were getting harder and harder to cut…

  9. If Lewis gets that close to me in Canada again this year he’s going to be talking with a very high voice…

  10. thatscienceguy
    14th January 2012, 11:33

    What really happened to Lewis Hamilton’s GP2-era afro.

  11. David Richards decides it’s finally time to do something about Jenson’s beard…

  12. Jenson made it perfectly clear he was going to be more aggressive this year.

  13. Just cutting you off!

  14. “This is how to cut someone up Massa”

  15. Jenson takes a simple approach to contract negotiations.

    1. I like this. A* to you!

  16. matthewf1 (@)
    14th January 2012, 11:54

    Jenson was forced into desperate measures in an attempt to trim his lap times.

    1. Beat me to it ;)

  17. Jenson loses out in Mclaren’s new strategy system as Lewis Hamilton arrives holding what appears to have come from the side of a mountain!

  18. “Martin said that if I want to drive for McLaren, I have to make the best hedge sculpture of Lewis to go on display at Woking.”

  19. A rare behind-the-scenes photo from filming of Freddy vs. Jenson, taken shortly before someone noticed the typo.

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