Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

Caption competition

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.

And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.

Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.

What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?

Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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171 comments on Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

  1. Adam1 (@adam1) said on 14th January 2012, 10:40

    Jenson Button wishes Felipe Massa was shorter than him…

  2. Mike (@mike) said on 14th January 2012, 10:47

    “Meanwhile at Honda, things were going badly”

  3. Dan Thorn (@dan-thorn) said on 14th January 2012, 10:50

    Jenson got the wrong end of the stick when Ross Brawn said he wanted to buy Honda for a snip.

  4. JerichoKane (@jerichokane) said on 14th January 2012, 10:59

    “With scissors like this I can easly reach the hair on the back of my head. That’s why my hair is always so perfect!”

  5. BadgerMonger said on 14th January 2012, 11:00

    Good morning Sir, ready for ‘the snip’?

  6. brxtr (@broxter) said on 14th January 2012, 11:26

    “Jenson Button – racing with the cutting-edge of technology.”

  7. Calum (@calum) said on 14th January 2012, 11:27

    BARber!

  8. Ben Spearpoint said on 14th January 2012, 11:29

    Button predicts Honda cuts.

  9. Chris (@eddie4102000) said on 14th January 2012, 11:29

    The break lines on these modern cars were getting harder and harder to cut…

  10. Tiffoc (@tiffoc) said on 14th January 2012, 11:32

    If Lewis gets that close to me in Canada again this year he’s going to be talking with a very high voice…

  11. thatscienceguy said on 14th January 2012, 11:33

    What really happened to Lewis Hamilton’s GP2-era afro.

  12. f1alex (@f1alex) said on 14th January 2012, 11:37

    David Richards decides it’s finally time to do something about Jenson’s beard…

  13. electrolite (@electrolite) said on 14th January 2012, 11:38

    Jenson made it perfectly clear he was going to be more aggressive this year.

  14. Bhudi (@bhudi) said on 14th January 2012, 11:40

    Just cutting you off!

  15. Master firelee (@master-firelee) said on 14th January 2012, 11:43

    “This is how to cut someone up Massa”

  16. Alex (@smallvizier) said on 14th January 2012, 11:44

    Jenson takes a simple approach to contract negotiations.

  17. matthewf1 (@) said on 14th January 2012, 11:54

    Jenson was forced into desperate measures in an attempt to trim his lap times.

  18. Jake (@jleigh) said on 14th January 2012, 11:58

    Jenson loses out in Mclaren’s new strategy system as Lewis Hamilton arrives holding what appears to have come from the side of a mountain!

  19. Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 14th January 2012, 12:02

    “Martin said that if I want to drive for McLaren, I have to make the best hedge sculpture of Lewis to go on display at Woking.”

  20. Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 14th January 2012, 12:12

    A rare behind-the-scenes photo from filming of Freddy vs. Jenson, taken shortly before someone noticed the typo.

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