Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

Caption competition

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.

And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.

Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.

What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?

Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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171 comments on Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

  1. Mike the bike Schumacher (@mike-the-bike-schumacher) said on 14th January 2012, 12:17

    Jensen cuts all links with head and shoulders!

  2. Harry (@harryam) said on 14th January 2012, 12:18

    “Jenson had to admit, the handling on the new car was indeed sharper.”

  3. Nick.UK (@) said on 14th January 2012, 12:19

    “This season Sebastien, your balls will belong to me, not Helmut Marko!”

  4. porridge90210 (@porridge90210) said on 14th January 2012, 12:25

    ‘why am i holding such a large scissor’s?’

  5. SennaNmbr1 (@) said on 14th January 2012, 12:27

    The audition for a part in “The Borrowers” went well.

  6. Lewis: He’s brought a pair of scissors to a knife fight.

  7. schooner (@schooner) said on 14th January 2012, 12:33

    “Hey Sebastian …. over here. Let’s have a look at that beard”

  8. Apparently Jenson Button isn’t a fan of long grassy run off area’s…

  9. Rob Wilson (@rob-wilson) said on 14th January 2012, 12:58

    “Jenson Button, holding undeniably large scissors so you dont have to” #NewHead&ShouldersAd

  10. PJ (@pjtierney) said on 14th January 2012, 13:08

    Jenson has always been a fan of the undercut…

  11. Journeyer (@journeyer) said on 14th January 2012, 13:15

    Jenson seemed eager to cut to the chase, but he wasn’t going to win just yet.

  12. Michael Hogan said on 14th January 2012, 13:33

    Time to neuter the opposition… but where to start…

  13. Fer no.65 (@fer-no65) said on 14th January 2012, 13:43

    “I’m drunk and I’m with scissors… watch out!”

  14. Atticus (@atticus-2) said on 14th January 2012, 13:47

    Perhaps it was already mentioned somewhere on page 2 or 3, but “Jenson has the cutting edge” :D

  15. sam3110 (@sam3110) said on 14th January 2012, 14:01

    “Sabotage? Me? They’re Secateurs, honest!”

  16. Steve B (@steve-b) said on 14th January 2012, 14:05

    Jenson shows off his new cutting edge aero device.

  17. Steven K said on 14th January 2012, 14:21

    Now where is Sebastian? I talked to him about that damned finger so many times…

  18. JensonsBeard said on 14th January 2012, 14:24

    Hey guys! Come check out what I’ve done with the car!

  19. John H (@john-h) said on 14th January 2012, 14:37

    Cup of tea would be amazing

  20. dumb_man (@dumb_man) said on 14th January 2012, 14:49

    Ok – I got the scissors – now how do I castrate the Red Bull ?

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