Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

Caption competition

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.

And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.

Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.

What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?

Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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171 comments on Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

  1. thatscienceguy said on 14th January 2012, 11:33

    What really happened to Lewis Hamilton’s GP2-era afro.

  2. f1alex (@f1alex) said on 14th January 2012, 11:37

    David Richards decides it’s finally time to do something about Jenson’s beard…

  3. electrolite (@electrolite) said on 14th January 2012, 11:38

    Jenson made it perfectly clear he was going to be more aggressive this year.

  4. Bhudi (@bhudi) said on 14th January 2012, 11:40

    Just cutting you off!

  5. Master firelee (@master-firelee) said on 14th January 2012, 11:43

    “This is how to cut someone up Massa”

  6. Alex (@smallvizier) said on 14th January 2012, 11:44

    Jenson takes a simple approach to contract negotiations.

  7. matthewf1 (@) said on 14th January 2012, 11:54

    Jenson was forced into desperate measures in an attempt to trim his lap times.

  8. Jake (@jleigh) said on 14th January 2012, 11:58

    Jenson loses out in Mclaren’s new strategy system as Lewis Hamilton arrives holding what appears to have come from the side of a mountain!

  9. Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 14th January 2012, 12:02

    “Martin said that if I want to drive for McLaren, I have to make the best hedge sculpture of Lewis to go on display at Woking.”

  10. Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 14th January 2012, 12:12

    A rare behind-the-scenes photo from filming of Freddy vs. Jenson, taken shortly before someone noticed the typo.

  11. Mike the bike Schumacher (@mike-the-bike-schumacher) said on 14th January 2012, 12:17

    Jensen cuts all links with head and shoulders!

  12. Harry (@harryam) said on 14th January 2012, 12:18

    “Jenson had to admit, the handling on the new car was indeed sharper.”

  13. Nick.UK (@) said on 14th January 2012, 12:19

    “This season Sebastien, your balls will belong to me, not Helmut Marko!”

  14. porridge90210 (@porridge90210) said on 14th January 2012, 12:25

    ‘why am i holding such a large scissor’s?’

  15. SennaNmbr1 (@sennanmbr1) said on 14th January 2012, 12:27

    The audition for a part in “The Borrowers” went well.

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