Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

Caption competitionPosted on Author Keith Collantine

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004
Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.

And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.

Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.

What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?

Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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171 comments on “Caption competition 1: Jenson Button”

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  1. Jensen cuts all links with head and shoulders!

  2. “Jenson had to admit, the handling on the new car was indeed sharper.”

  3. “This season Sebastien, your balls will belong to me, not Helmut Marko!”

  4. ‘why am i holding such a large scissor’s?’

  5. SennaNmbr1 (@)
    14th January 2012, 12:27

    The audition for a part in “The Borrowers” went well.

  6. Lewis: He’s brought a pair of scissors to a knife fight.

  7. “Hey Sebastian …. over here. Let’s have a look at that beard”

  8. Apparently Jenson Button isn’t a fan of long grassy run off area’s…

  9. “Jenson Button, holding undeniably large scissors so you dont have to” #NewHead&ShouldersAd

  10. Jenson has always been a fan of the undercut…

  11. Jenson seemed eager to cut to the chase, but he wasn’t going to win just yet.

  12. Michael Hogan
    14th January 2012, 13:33

    Time to neuter the opposition… but where to start…

  13. “I’m drunk and I’m with scissors… watch out!”

  14. Perhaps it was already mentioned somewhere on page 2 or 3, but “Jenson has the cutting edge” :D

  15. “Sabotage? Me? They’re Secateurs, honest!”

  16. Jenson shows off his new cutting edge aero device.

  17. Now where is Sebastian? I talked to him about that damned finger so many times…

  18. Hey guys! Come check out what I’ve done with the car!

  19. Cup of tea would be amazing

  20. Ok – I got the scissors – now how do I castrate the Red Bull ?

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