Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

Caption competition

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.

And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.

Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.

What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?

Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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171 comments on Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

  1. Lewis: He’s brought a pair of scissors to a knife fight.

  2. schooner (@schooner) said on 14th January 2012, 12:33

    “Hey Sebastian …. over here. Let’s have a look at that beard”

  3. Apparently Jenson Button isn’t a fan of long grassy run off area’s…

  4. Rob Wilson (@rob-wilson) said on 14th January 2012, 12:58

    “Jenson Button, holding undeniably large scissors so you dont have to” #NewHead&ShouldersAd

  5. PJ (@pjtierney) said on 14th January 2012, 13:08

    Jenson has always been a fan of the undercut…

  6. Journeyer (@journeyer) said on 14th January 2012, 13:15

    Jenson seemed eager to cut to the chase, but he wasn’t going to win just yet.

  7. Michael Hogan said on 14th January 2012, 13:33

    Time to neuter the opposition… but where to start…

  8. Fer no.65 (@fer-no65) said on 14th January 2012, 13:43

    “I’m drunk and I’m with scissors… watch out!”

  9. Atticus (@atticus-2) said on 14th January 2012, 13:47

    Perhaps it was already mentioned somewhere on page 2 or 3, but “Jenson has the cutting edge” :D

  10. sam3110 (@sam3110) said on 14th January 2012, 14:01

    “Sabotage? Me? They’re Secateurs, honest!”

  11. Steve B (@steve-b) said on 14th January 2012, 14:05

    Jenson shows off his new cutting edge aero device.

  12. Steven K said on 14th January 2012, 14:21

    Now where is Sebastian? I talked to him about that damned finger so many times…

  13. JensonsBeard said on 14th January 2012, 14:24

    Hey guys! Come check out what I’ve done with the car!

  14. John H (@john-h) said on 14th January 2012, 14:37

    Cup of tea would be amazing

  15. dumb_man (@dumb_man) said on 14th January 2012, 14:49

    Ok – I got the scissors – now how do I castrate the Red Bull ?

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