Caption competition 1: Jenson Button
Caption competition
Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004
Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.
And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.
Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.
What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?
Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.
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JC said on 14th January 2012, 12:28
Lewis: He’s brought a pair of scissors to a knife fight.
schooner (@schooner) said on 14th January 2012, 12:33
“Hey Sebastian …. over here. Let’s have a look at that beard”
James Brickles (@brickles) said on 14th January 2012, 12:47
Apparently Jenson Button isn’t a fan of long grassy run off area’s…
Rob Wilson (@rob-wilson) said on 14th January 2012, 12:58
“Jenson Button, holding undeniably large scissors so you dont have to” #NewHead&ShouldersAd
PJ (@pjtierney) said on 14th January 2012, 13:08
Jenson has always been a fan of the undercut…
Journeyer (@journeyer) said on 14th January 2012, 13:15
Jenson seemed eager to cut to the chase, but he wasn’t going to win just yet.
Michael Hogan said on 14th January 2012, 13:33
Time to neuter the opposition… but where to start…
Fer no.65 (@fer-no65) said on 14th January 2012, 13:43
“I’m drunk and I’m with scissors… watch out!”
Atticus (@atticus-2) said on 14th January 2012, 13:47
Perhaps it was already mentioned somewhere on page 2 or 3, but “Jenson has the cutting edge” :D
sam3110 (@sam3110) said on 14th January 2012, 14:01
“Sabotage? Me? They’re Secateurs, honest!”
Steve B (@steve-b) said on 14th January 2012, 14:05
Jenson shows off his new cutting edge aero device.
Steven K said on 14th January 2012, 14:21
Now where is Sebastian? I talked to him about that damned finger so many times…
JensonsBeard said on 14th January 2012, 14:24
Hey guys! Come check out what I’ve done with the car!
John H (@john-h) said on 14th January 2012, 14:37
Cup of tea would be amazing
dumb_man (@dumb_man) said on 14th January 2012, 14:49
Ok – I got the scissors – now how do I castrate the Red Bull ?