Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

Caption competition

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.

And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.

Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.

What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?

Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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171 comments on Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

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  1. MahavirShah (@mahavirshah) said on 14th January 2012, 15:08

    “We at BAR need to use many special tools to get the car performing the way it such as this special gyrostrobic mass cutter, which has been cleverly disguised as a massive pair of scissors to fool the other teams. “

  2. arowan (@arowan) said on 14th January 2012, 15:18

    “I asked for left handed?!”

  3. Rob Wilson (@rob-wilson) said on 14th January 2012, 15:35

    “Jenson Button shows off his new weight saving device”

  4. inc0mmunicado (@inc0mmunicado) said on 14th January 2012, 15:56

    You’d never know it from TV, but Formula 1 people are actually really tiny in real life.

  5. Let’s get this circumcision party started. :)

  6. Joey-Poey (@joey-poey) said on 14th January 2012, 16:30

    “Time to clip those Red Bull wings…” *snip snip*

  7. yowie said on 14th January 2012, 16:34

    At last Jenson realized that he misunderstood his team manager when talking about big cuts for next season.

  8. Ben Grimes said on 14th January 2012, 16:35

    “Jenson managed to cut 2 seconds of his lap time”

  9. John H (@john-h) said on 14th January 2012, 16:42

    “Winning!”

  10. d3v0 (@d3v0) said on 14th January 2012, 16:49

    “Sorry Williams, I have disposed of that contract.”

  11. DONN (@donn) said on 14th January 2012, 17:20

    THEY HELP TO STAY A CUT ABOVE THE REST

  12. magon4 (@magon4) said on 14th January 2012, 17:21

    “Don’t worry, I still have it.”

  13. schooner (@schooner) said on 14th January 2012, 17:26

    “Thanks, but I don’t think these will do. You had better fetch me the big scissors.”

  14. Jenson Button shaves off 1kg

  15. irstallion (@irstallion) said on 14th January 2012, 17:37

    “Now if someone mentions China…”
    “Martin, is this not what you meant when you asked me to undercut Webber?”

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