Caption competition 1: Jenson Button
Caption competition
Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004
Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.
And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.
Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.
What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?
Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.
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MahavirShah (@mahavirshah) said on 14th January 2012, 15:08
“We at BAR need to use many special tools to get the car performing the way it such as this special gyrostrobic mass cutter, which has been cleverly disguised as a massive pair of scissors to fool the other teams. “
arowan (@arowan) said on 14th January 2012, 15:18
“I asked for left handed?!”
Rob Wilson (@rob-wilson) said on 14th January 2012, 15:35
“Jenson Button shows off his new weight saving device”
inc0mmunicado (@inc0mmunicado) said on 14th January 2012, 15:56
You’d never know it from TV, but Formula 1 people are actually really tiny in real life.
James (@jimbobian) said on 14th January 2012, 21:26
Love this
Master firelee (@master-firelee) said on 14th January 2012, 22:45
I Chuckled :D
Ben said on 14th January 2012, 15:57
Let’s get this circumcision party started. :)
Joey-Poey (@joey-poey) said on 14th January 2012, 16:30
“Time to clip those Red Bull wings…” *snip snip*
yowie said on 14th January 2012, 16:34
At last Jenson realized that he misunderstood his team manager when talking about big cuts for next season.
Ben Grimes said on 14th January 2012, 16:35
“Jenson managed to cut 2 seconds of his lap time”
John H (@john-h) said on 14th January 2012, 16:42
“Winning!”
d3v0 (@d3v0) said on 14th January 2012, 16:49
“Sorry Williams, I have disposed of that contract.”
DONN (@donn) said on 14th January 2012, 17:20
THEY HELP TO STAY A CUT ABOVE THE REST
magon4 (@magon4) said on 14th January 2012, 17:21
“Don’t worry, I still have it.”
schooner (@schooner) said on 14th January 2012, 17:26
“Thanks, but I don’t think these will do. You had better fetch me the big scissors.”
Michael Brown (@lite992) said on 14th January 2012, 17:33
Jenson Button shaves off 1kg
irstallion (@irstallion) said on 14th January 2012, 17:37
“Now if someone mentions China…”
“Martin, is this not what you meant when you asked me to undercut Webber?”