Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

Caption competition

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.

And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.

Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.

What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?

Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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171 comments on Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

  1. Fixy (@fixy) said on 14th January 2012, 19:12

    After he crashed, Brawn was heard saying: “Jenson isn’t a safe pair of hands”, and Jenson replied: “I’ll show him what a pair of unsafe hands is”.

  2. JamieFranklinF1 (@jamiefranklinf1) said on 14th January 2012, 19:22

    “Jenson finds the way to cut the performance gap in qualifying”

  3. LuvinF1 (@luvinf1) said on 14th January 2012, 19:23

    … and I’m the cat that also ate the canary.

  4. Daniel Thomas (@iamdanthomas) said on 14th January 2012, 19:25

    “F1 driver shrinks from six foot to six inches”

  5. Jenson took the idea of the “undercut” far too literally.

  6. “Red Bull taking the tittle in 2012?… nah, they are bullocks”

  7. coefficient (@coefficient) said on 14th January 2012, 20:21

    Sorry Louise (Griffiths), its the chop for you.

  8. cjpdk (@cjpdk) said on 14th January 2012, 20:21

    “I’m only doing a ribbon-cutting for Head and Shoulders, nothing bad could happen!”

  9. coefficient (@coefficient) said on 14th January 2012, 20:23

    Rumours of Jenson’s 6ft 1in frame turned out to be false.

  10. BROOKSY007 (@brooksy007) said on 14th January 2012, 20:27

    “Where’s Britney?!!”

    “Dad, where’s your pink shirt collection?”

  11. “A cut above the rest BAR Brawn.”

  12. Mike the bike Schumacher (@mike-the-bike-schumacher) said on 14th January 2012, 20:49

    Jensen’s plan to inspire the 2012 Red Bullocks

  13. “The BAR was set too high so Jenson decided to do something about it.”

  14. “Cutting off all ties to William.”

  15. Thats the last time any sharp metal object goes near his face.

  16. BluNt (@blunt) said on 14th January 2012, 20:58

    Takuma Sato’s nosehairs = sorted!

  17. Jenson prepares his team for this year’s aerodynamic regulations.

  18. AndrewTanner (@andrewtanner) said on 14th January 2012, 21:15

    Jenson Button, ensuring he’s in race trim!

    Sorry, that’s terrible.

  19. Lotus49 (@lotus49) said on 14th January 2012, 21:17

    I didn’t understand what Nick Fry meant when he said that he was in a hedge fund. Now I know and by God there are a lot of hedges at Brackley!

  20. Elliot Horwood said on 14th January 2012, 21:19

    “So Jenson Whats On Your Mind?” “Scissors?”

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