Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

Caption competitionPosted on Author Keith Collantine

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004
Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.

And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.

Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.

What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?

Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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  • 171 comments on “Caption competition 1: Jenson Button”

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    1. Someone said Honda was giving us all the axe, must have been lost in translation.

    2. Jenson proves he has the Brawn to make the cut.

    3. Jenson on the cutting edge

    4. Someone might have beaten me to it, but:

      “In 2003, Jenson cut Villeneuve down to size”.

    5. Daniel Hamzagic de Carvalho
      14th January 2012, 22:51

      Jenson in 2012 will “cut the cheap” at the Vettel as “Jenson Scissorhands” driving a lot and cutting off all opponents.

    6. “And finnaly the Jenson Button action figure goes on sale and as a bonus we decided to throw in a brand new pair of scissors so that you can cut his life-like beard down to size”

    7. Drop me from Renault & call me a concrete post, eh Flavio.
      Wheres that thong.

    8. Get me back behind the wheel! You don’t know what I’m capable of man!

    9. only i can look this sexy with a pair of scissors

    10. I know the beard isn’t that popular but this present is ridiculous.

    11. Jenson’s shear pace has never been in question, even at BAR.

    12. “I’m coming for your happy bubble, Lewis…”

    13. Someone’s taking the Resource Restriction Agreement a bit too seriously.

    14. I’ve picked a winner – but if you’ve got more suggestions, keep ’em coming!

    15. Ok, Lewis, don’t annoy me to much or else I’ll turn you into a soprano.

    16. These are the scissors he used to tear up his contract with Williams for 2005

    17. Elliot Horwood
      15th January 2012, 2:35

      If i see another one of Eddie Jordans ridiculous shirts…

    18. Jack Flash (Aust)
      15th January 2012, 4:55

      In reference to Jenson’s pink-shirted entourage….

      “Jenson finds the only tool big enough to cut his ‘paternal’ umbilical cord”

      Snigger :) …. JF

    19. I will keep this with me to use it against Hamilton,so that he don’t hit me.

    20. Another bad season then Sheep watch out as i am taking up Farming. “How Hard Can It Be”

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