Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

Caption competition

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.

And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.

Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.

What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?

Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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171 comments on Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

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  1. F1andy83 said on 14th January 2012, 17:57

    As sharp as my racing

  2. verstappen (@verstappen) said on 14th January 2012, 18:01

    Big? You should see my pencil!

  3. hey (@hey) said on 14th January 2012, 18:31

    Jenson Button – World’s Smallest Driver.

  4. Alan Kirkland said on 14th January 2012, 18:37

    Lets clip some Red Bull wings!

  5. realracer (@realracer) said on 14th January 2012, 18:38

    “Now Ross, if I you don’t mess with Rubens strategy, to help me become champion, then say goodbye to your little friend.”

  6. Fixy (@fixy) said on 14th January 2012, 19:12

    After he crashed, Brawn was heard saying: “Jenson isn’t a safe pair of hands”, and Jenson replied: “I’ll show him what a pair of unsafe hands is”.

  7. JamieFranklinF1 (@jamiefranklinf1) said on 14th January 2012, 19:22

    “Jenson finds the way to cut the performance gap in qualifying”

  8. LuvinF1 (@luvinf1) said on 14th January 2012, 19:23

    … and I’m the cat that also ate the canary.

  9. Daniel Thomas (@iamdanthomas) said on 14th January 2012, 19:25

    “F1 driver shrinks from six foot to six inches”

  10. Jenson took the idea of the “undercut” far too literally.

  11. “Red Bull taking the tittle in 2012?… nah, they are bullocks”

  12. coefficient (@coefficient) said on 14th January 2012, 20:21

    Sorry Louise (Griffiths), its the chop for you.

  13. cjpdk (@cjpdk) said on 14th January 2012, 20:21

    “I’m only doing a ribbon-cutting for Head and Shoulders, nothing bad could happen!”

  14. coefficient (@coefficient) said on 14th January 2012, 20:23

    Rumours of Jenson’s 6ft 1in frame turned out to be false.

  15. BROOKSY007 (@brooksy007) said on 14th January 2012, 20:27

    “Where’s Britney?!!”

    “Dad, where’s your pink shirt collection?”

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