Caption competition 1: Jenson Button
Caption competition
Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004
Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.
And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.
Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.
What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?
Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.
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F1andy83 said on 14th January 2012, 17:57
As sharp as my racing
verstappen (@verstappen) said on 14th January 2012, 18:01
Big? You should see my pencil!
hey (@hey) said on 14th January 2012, 18:31
Jenson Button – World’s Smallest Driver.
Alan Kirkland said on 14th January 2012, 18:37
Lets clip some Red Bull wings!
realracer (@realracer) said on 14th January 2012, 18:38
“Now Ross, if I you don’t mess with Rubens strategy, to help me become champion, then say goodbye to your little friend.”
Fixy (@fixy) said on 14th January 2012, 19:12
After he crashed, Brawn was heard saying: “Jenson isn’t a safe pair of hands”, and Jenson replied: “I’ll show him what a pair of unsafe hands is”.
JamieFranklinF1 (@jamiefranklinf1) said on 14th January 2012, 19:22
“Jenson finds the way to cut the performance gap in qualifying”
LuvinF1 (@luvinf1) said on 14th January 2012, 19:23
… and I’m the cat that also ate the canary.
Daniel Thomas (@iamdanthomas) said on 14th January 2012, 19:25
“F1 driver shrinks from six foot to six inches”
daykind (@daykind) said on 14th January 2012, 19:32
Jenson took the idea of the “undercut” far too literally.
tvm said on 14th January 2012, 19:38
“Red Bull taking the tittle in 2012?… nah, they are bullocks”
coefficient (@coefficient) said on 14th January 2012, 20:21
Sorry Louise (Griffiths), its the chop for you.
cjpdk (@cjpdk) said on 14th January 2012, 20:21
“I’m only doing a ribbon-cutting for Head and Shoulders, nothing bad could happen!”
coefficient (@coefficient) said on 14th January 2012, 20:23
Rumours of Jenson’s 6ft 1in frame turned out to be false.
BROOKSY007 (@brooksy007) said on 14th January 2012, 20:27
“Where’s Britney?!!”
“Dad, where’s your pink shirt collection?”