Caption competition 1: Jenson Button
Caption competition
Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.
And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.
Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.
What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?
Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.
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Platanna (@xaviex) said on 14th January 2012, 20:46
“A cut above the rest BAR Brawn.”
Mike the bike Schumacher (@mike-the-bike-schumacher) said on 14th January 2012, 20:49
Jensen’s plan to inspire the 2012 Red Bullocks
Platanna (@xaviex) said on 14th January 2012, 20:49
“The BAR was set too high so Jenson decided to do something about it.”
Platanna (@xaviex) said on 14th January 2012, 20:52
“Cutting off all ties to William.”
Platanna (@xaviex) said on 14th January 2012, 20:54
Thats the last time any sharp metal object goes near his face.
BluNt (@blunt) said on 14th January 2012, 20:58
Takuma Sato’s nosehairs = sorted!
Jay said on 14th January 2012, 21:11
Jenson prepares his team for this year’s aerodynamic regulations.
AndrewTanner (@andrewtanner) said on 14th January 2012, 21:15
Jenson Button, ensuring he’s in race trim!
Sorry, that’s terrible.
Lotus49 (@lotus49) said on 14th January 2012, 21:17
I didn’t understand what Nick Fry meant when he said that he was in a hedge fund. Now I know and by God there are a lot of hedges at Brackley!
Elliot Horwood said on 14th January 2012, 21:19
“So Jenson Whats On Your Mind?” “Scissors?”
JerseyF1 (@jerseyf1) said on 14th January 2012, 21:34
Someone said Honda was giving us all the axe, must have been lost in translation.
Adam (@adjames) said on 14th January 2012, 22:22
Jenson proves he has the Brawn to make the cut.
Matt Birkett (@matty1) said on 14th January 2012, 22:29
Jenson on the cutting edge
Lin1876 (@lin1876) said on 14th January 2012, 22:37
Someone might have beaten me to it, but:
“In 2003, Jenson cut Villeneuve down to size”.
Daniel Hamzagic de Carvalho said on 14th January 2012, 22:51
Jenson in 2012 will “cut the cheap” at the Vettel as “Jenson Scissorhands” driving a lot and cutting off all opponents.