Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

Caption competition

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.

And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.

Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.

What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?

Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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171 comments on Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

  1. “A cut above the rest BAR Brawn.”

  2. Mike the bike Schumacher (@mike-the-bike-schumacher) said on 14th January 2012, 20:49

    Jensen’s plan to inspire the 2012 Red Bullocks

  3. “The BAR was set too high so Jenson decided to do something about it.”

  4. “Cutting off all ties to William.”

  5. Thats the last time any sharp metal object goes near his face.

  6. BluNt (@blunt) said on 14th January 2012, 20:58

    Takuma Sato’s nosehairs = sorted!

  7. Jenson prepares his team for this year’s aerodynamic regulations.

  8. AndrewTanner (@andrewtanner) said on 14th January 2012, 21:15

    Jenson Button, ensuring he’s in race trim!

    Sorry, that’s terrible.

  9. Lotus49 (@lotus49) said on 14th January 2012, 21:17

    I didn’t understand what Nick Fry meant when he said that he was in a hedge fund. Now I know and by God there are a lot of hedges at Brackley!

  10. Elliot Horwood said on 14th January 2012, 21:19

    “So Jenson Whats On Your Mind?” “Scissors?”

  11. JerseyF1 (@jerseyf1) said on 14th January 2012, 21:34

    Someone said Honda was giving us all the axe, must have been lost in translation.

  12. Adam (@adjames) said on 14th January 2012, 22:22

    Jenson proves he has the Brawn to make the cut.

  13. Jenson on the cutting edge

  14. Lin1876 (@lin1876) said on 14th January 2012, 22:37

    Someone might have beaten me to it, but:

    “In 2003, Jenson cut Villeneuve down to size”.

  15. Daniel Hamzagic de Carvalho said on 14th January 2012, 22:51

    Jenson in 2012 will “cut the cheap” at the Vettel as “Jenson Scissorhands” driving a lot and cutting off all opponents.

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