Caption competition 1: Jenson Button
Caption competition
Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.
And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.
Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.
What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?
Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.
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Master firelee (@master-firelee) said on 14th January 2012, 22:54
“And finnaly the Jenson Button action figure goes on sale and as a bonus we decided to throw in a brand new pair of scissors so that you can cut his life-like beard down to size”
ob1kenobi.23 (@ob1kenobi23) said on 14th January 2012, 23:17
Drop me from Renault & call me a concrete post, eh Flavio.
Wheres that thong.
Eastman (@eastman) said on 14th January 2012, 23:19
Get me back behind the wheel! You don’t know what I’m capable of man!
TheWittyWeasel (@thewittyweasel) said on 14th January 2012, 23:21
only i can look this sexy with a pair of scissors
OllyF1uk (@ollyf1uk) said on 14th January 2012, 23:40
I know the beard isn’t that popular but this present is ridiculous.
Stewart (@stewart) said on 14th January 2012, 23:48
Jenson’s shear pace has never been in question, even at BAR.
Kanil said on 14th January 2012, 23:57
“I’m coming for your happy bubble, Lewis…”
electrolite (@electrolite) said on 15th January 2012, 0:00
Someone’s taking the Resource Restriction Agreement a bit too seriously.
Keith Collantine (@keithcollantine) said on 15th January 2012, 0:09
I’ve picked a winner – but if you’ve got more suggestions, keep ‘em coming!
melthom said on 15th January 2012, 1:38
Ok, Lewis, don’t annoy me to much or else I’ll turn you into a soprano.
stuart becktell (@stubeck32) said on 15th January 2012, 1:39
These are the scissors he used to tear up his contract with Williams for 2005
Elliot Horwood said on 15th January 2012, 2:35
If i see another one of Eddie Jordans ridiculous shirts…
Jack Flash (Aust) said on 15th January 2012, 4:55
In reference to Jenson’s pink-shirted entourage….
“Jenson finds the only tool big enough to cut his ‘paternal’ umbilical cord”
Snigger :) …. JF
wasiF1 (@wasif1) said on 15th January 2012, 12:06
I will keep this with me to use it against Hamilton,so that he don’t hit me.
Tim Firkins said on 15th January 2012, 12:17
Another bad season then Sheep watch out as i am taking up Farming. “How Hard Can It Be”