Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012

Caption competition 3: Kimi Raikkonen

Caption competitionPosted on Author Keith Collantine

Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012
Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012

Kimi Raikkonen made his long-awaited return to F1 this week with a two-day test for Lotus in Valencia.

But as much as he might relish being back in F1 machinery, Raikkonen has never had much time for the media demands that go hand-in-hand with being a professional racing driver.

What might he have had to say to the press on his return to F1 this year? It’s over to you to supply the caption.

Remember to look out for the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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  1. Interviewer: “So, Kimi, what are your expectations for 2012?”
    Kimi: “…”
    Interviewer: “The 2012 F1 season, I mean…”

  2. After Vitaly Petrov’s meltdown in Abu Dhabi, Eric Boullier requested that all Lotus team members undertake shock therapy a polygraph test during interviews.

    1. Or for that matter:
      Lotus solves motivation problem, diverts part of KERS to power Kimi .. just the wiring still needs work until first race.

      1. Good one. Spot on!

      2. Lawl, I like this one.

  3. matthewf1 (@)
    28th January 2012, 12:14

    ‘i don’t care what anybody says’

  4. ‘So Kimi what are you most looking forward to in the 2012 season?’
    ‘Ice cream’

    1. a Black and Gold one of course (at least that’s what the team would want him to eat).

  5. “Kimi, will you marry me?”

  6. “Kimi, what was your initial view of the CT-01”.

    1. ronald plain
      11th March 2012, 6:14

      From the cockpit.

  7. Interviewer: “Kimi, you’re back! We are all very excited! Are you?”

    Kimi: “I need a ****!”

  8. Kimi: -_-

  9. “Wow, Lewis has really aged, how long have I been gone?”

    1. This :D

  10. Interviewer: So Kimi. Why the beanie and not the famous baseball cap.
    Kimi: I gets cold when you are “The Ice Man”

    1. @saiesh the best for me.. I still don’t create one yet

  11. “Wait a second – this is a FORMULA ONE Team?”

  12. “so then i said to the horse, why the long face?”

    1. Anthony Naulls
      2nd February 2012, 1:51


  13. matthewf1 (@)
    28th January 2012, 12:29

    ‘I hope we have a good car that can compete with Brawn this season’

  14. Interviewer: “Can’t hear you Kimi.”

  15. How does it feel to be back in a Formula One car?

    “I feel like I’m having a ****”

  16. *hands clasped* I gotta go…..

  17. Kimi says that the Enstone outfit can only win again with Briatore on the command. Wise words, Mr. Ice Cream.

  18. Interviewer : Who do u see as the 2012 Champion.
    Kimi : Sebatien Loeb again !!!! Damn Sebatians

  19. This summer …

    Steven Spielberger presents a film that the critics called ‘unwatchable, and not in that Oscar-friendly stops-me-from-taking-things-for-granted way’ (Roger Ebert), ‘a one-hour story drawn out for three hours of utter agony’ (Stephanie Zacharek) and ‘a masterpiece of modern cinema that makes Citizen Kane look like Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen‘ (Armond White).

    In a world where energy drink companies can steal the glory from Ferrari. Where Venezuelan oil dollars can take a man further than anything resembling talent. Where the legends of tomorrow are wrapped around the little fingers of Pussycat Dolls. Where a former World Champion can suffer the inglory of being forced to race in NASCAR … who will you turn to – to clean up the pit lane?

    When everybody else saw Hell, he only saw the podium – and now it’s time to take it all back!

    Kimi Raikkonen is BACK IN DA HOOD.

    Starring Ellen DeGeneres, Bradley Cooper, Ice-T, a chiuaua, Bruce Campbell, Judi Dench, that guy who was in that film one time … you know the one I mean, Shia La Beouf, Shia La Beouf’s cousin Phil, Justin Bieber and Lindsey Lohan with Mickey Rouke and Marlon Brando. Written by Adam Sandler and Michael Bay. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.

    Only in cinemas.

    1. …Is it bad that I’d pay to watch that film?

    2. You do know Marlon Brando is dead right?

  20. Kimi : Don’t talk to me while im thinking

    1. Haha, that was brilliant :D

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