Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012

Caption competition 3: Kimi Raikkonen

Caption competitionPosted on Author Keith Collantine

Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012
Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012

Kimi Raikkonen made his long-awaited return to F1 this week with a two-day test for Lotus in Valencia.

But as much as he might relish being back in F1 machinery, Raikkonen has never had much time for the media demands that go hand-in-hand with being a professional racing driver.

What might he have had to say to the press on his return to F1 this year? It’s over to you to supply the caption.

Remember to look out for the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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190 comments on “Caption competition 3: Kimi Raikkonen”

  1. Witness the new remote-controlled Kimi. Please note that the power cable is a temporary measure – we will be testing the new KERS-powered version in Jerez.

  2. So Kimi what are your comments about the 2 day test?
    Kimi: I was quickest.

  3. Nod if you like Magnum, Kimi.

  4. Kimi “I’m having trouble concealing my excitement”

    Journalist “But you look calm, as usual?”

    Kimi “It’s not my face that’s excited”

    1. This is unfathomably funny. Definite winner for me.

  5. Interviewer: So, Kimi, how big is your penis.
    Kimi: Well…

  6. This time I hope to be there for Michaels goodbye picture.

    1. I like this one :D @verstappen

  7. Interviewer: “So Kimi, did you watch F1 last season?”
    Kimi: “No”
    Interviewer: “How come?”
    Kimi: “I was having a ****”

  8. Kimi: an interview? Oh God. I quit! Again!

  9. Will your driving be as defensive as your body language this season Kimi?

  10. Kimi’s latest plan of avoiding the media through camouflage is thwarted by the team providing him with a white chair.

  11. Interviewer: Today, we meet kimi on track to discuss his hopes for 2012
    Kimi: Guys, there’s a car coming

  12. ‘So Kimi, where were you at the time of the CT01 launch?”

    “…I was having a ****.”

  13. Kimi: I’m looking forward to having a fellow Finn as teammate this year.
    Interviewer: Er Kimi, your teammate is French.
    Kimi: What? I want to speak to Tony!

  14. I will be good I will I will.

  15. Kimi decides that crossing his hands and feet are the only way to win a podium this year!

    1. very good!

  16. Erm.. I thought someone was going to fit my chair… Well I brought the chair…

  17. ‘So there’s no ice cream after this?’

  18. “How longs this interview going to take my ice cream is melting”

  19. FlyingLobster27
    28th January 2012, 13:20

    Kimi: “I’m happy that the confusion over the name ‘Lotus’ is finished, and I’m looking forward to using the petrol-ethanol mix this year.”
    Interviewer: “Er, we’ll be using normal fuel, Kimi, ‘E20′ is just the name of the car.”
    Kimi: “Oh. Now I’m confused again.”

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