Caption competition 3: Kimi Raikkonen

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Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012

Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012

Kimi Raikkonen made his long-awaited return to F1 this week with a two-day test for Lotus in Valencia.

But as much as he might relish being back in F1 machinery, Raikkonen has never had much time for the media demands that go hand-in-hand with being a professional racing driver.

What might he have had to say to the press on his return to F1 this year? It’s over to you to supply the caption.

Remember to look out for the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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190 comments on Caption competition 3: Kimi Raikkonen

  1. *hands clasped* I gotta go…..

  2. JPedroCQF1 (@joao-pedro-cq) said on 28th January 2012, 12:34

    Kimi says that the Enstone outfit can only win again with Briatore on the command. Wise words, Mr. Ice Cream.

  3. Saiesh said on 28th January 2012, 12:35

    Interviewer : Who do u see as the 2012 Champion.
    Kimi : Sebatien Loeb again !!!! Damn Sebatians

  4. Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 28th January 2012, 12:37

    This summer …

    Steven Spielberger presents a film that the critics called ‘unwatchable, and not in that Oscar-friendly stops-me-from-taking-things-for-granted way’ (Roger Ebert), ‘a one-hour story drawn out for three hours of utter agony’ (Stephanie Zacharek) and ‘a masterpiece of modern cinema that makes Citizen Kane look like Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen‘ (Armond White).

    In a world where energy drink companies can steal the glory from Ferrari. Where Venezuelan oil dollars can take a man further than anything resembling talent. Where the legends of tomorrow are wrapped around the little fingers of Pussycat Dolls. Where a former World Champion can suffer the inglory of being forced to race in NASCAR … who will you turn to – to clean up the pit lane?

    When everybody else saw Hell, he only saw the podium – and now it’s time to take it all back!

    Kimi Raikkonen is BACK IN DA HOOD.

    Starring Ellen DeGeneres, Bradley Cooper, Ice-T, a chiuaua, Bruce Campbell, Judi Dench, that guy who was in that film one time … you know the one I mean, Shia La Beouf, Shia La Beouf’s cousin Phil, Justin Bieber and Lindsey Lohan with Mickey Rouke and Marlon Brando. Written by Adam Sandler and Michael Bay. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.

    Only in cinemas.

  5. Younger Hamii (@younger-hamii) said on 28th January 2012, 12:38

    Kimi : Don’t talk to me while im thinking

  6. Martyn said on 28th January 2012, 12:41

    Witness the new remote-controlled Kimi. Please note that the power cable is a temporary measure – we will be testing the new KERS-powered version in Jerez.

  7. Saiesh said on 28th January 2012, 12:45

    So Kimi what are your comments about the 2 day test?
    Kimi: I was quickest.

  8. “Yes.”

  9. goondu86 (@goondu86) said on 28th January 2012, 12:47

    Nod if you like Magnum, Kimi.

  10. Kimi “I’m having trouble concealing my excitement”

    Journalist “But you look calm, as usual?”

    Kimi “It’s not my face that’s excited”

  11. Jack Howells said on 28th January 2012, 12:53

    Interviewer: So, Kimi, how big is your penis.
    Kimi: Well…

  12. verstappen (@verstappen) said on 28th January 2012, 12:55

    This time I hope to be there for Michaels goodbye picture.

  13. Interviewer: “So Kimi, did you watch F1 last season?”
    Kimi: “No”
    Interviewer: “How come?”
    Kimi: “I was having a ****”

  14. Kimi: an interview? Oh God. I quit! Again!

  15. tescoru (@tescoru) said on 28th January 2012, 13:01

    Will your driving be as defensive as your body language this season Kimi?

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