Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012

Caption competition 3: Kimi Raikkonen

Caption competitionPosted on Author Keith Collantine

Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012
Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012

Kimi Raikkonen made his long-awaited return to F1 this week with a two-day test for Lotus in Valencia.

But as much as he might relish being back in F1 machinery, Raikkonen has never had much time for the media demands that go hand-in-hand with being a professional racing driver.

What might he have had to say to the press on his return to F1 this year? It’s over to you to supply the caption.

Remember to look out for the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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  1. “Lotus book progress with press friendly Raikonnen animatronic, still relies on external power source.”

  2. Kimi: You told me silly hats were compulsory for this interview – where’s yours?
    Interviewer: we had to tell you something to get you here.

  3. There are too many “having a ****” and “eating ice cream” captions in this thread!
    (This comment is not for the caption competition :D)

  4. Interviewer: Why did you pick Lotus for you come back?
    Kimi: I was drunk and signed whatever they told me to.

  5. Sobriety clause?

  6. “hang on, what day is this?”

  7. I: What are your expectations for 2012?
    KR: It’s nice. It is the same for everybody.

  8. Kimi: the car felt good, e interview chair is a whole different story!

  9. whats is your favorite flavor on ice cream?

    29th January 2012, 8:26

    Interviewer:” Why the face?”
    Kimi: “Sorry just got some reverse exhaust”

  11. Kimi enters serious negotiations over what ice cream the team will provide

  12. Kimi: “So I hope you got all of that because that was my last interview of the year.”

  13. “URRRRRR”

  14. Interviewer: So how are Lotus paying you? Euros? Dollars? Sterling?

    Kimi: Magnums

  15. “-…yes, we are working on a new seat with arm support, since i’m getting old and i need more rest at my age.”

  16. Interviewer”So kimi hows the new car?”
    Kimi”Its all back to front they had to glue me together a different way”

  17. KR: “I realized then and there, I had been running .. running from my demons, running from people who love me .. running from the creepy ice cream man. It was time to go back.”

  18. Interviewer: So how did your first test feel after two years out of F1?
    Kimi: The race was boring.

  19. “What do you mean no more vodka?”

  20. Kimi eyes up the competition for the final round of musical chairs before the start of the 2012 season

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