Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012

Caption competition 3: Kimi Raikkonen

Caption competitionPosted on Author Keith Collantine

Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012
Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012

Kimi Raikkonen made his long-awaited return to F1 this week with a two-day test for Lotus in Valencia.

But as much as he might relish being back in F1 machinery, Raikkonen has never had much time for the media demands that go hand-in-hand with being a professional racing driver.

What might he have had to say to the press on his return to F1 this year? It’s over to you to supply the caption.

Remember to look out for the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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  1. Interviewer: “Realistically, what are your chances for 2012?”

    Kimi: “I think we, Scuderia Ferrari, have a good chance of some podiums this year…”

  2. “Eh, car is good.”

  3. Kimi, “Seb did what at the awards ceremoney”.

  4. “For sure, the car is nice colours”

  5. Who are you? And where’s my pizza?

  6. Kimi is uncharacteristically animated at a preseason interview in Valencia.

    1. Best! The only caption to make me laugh out loud.

  7. ” I said i want black chairs with lumbar support and cupholders, For sure you must do this before i answer anymore questions. But yes i am thrilled to be back in F1 “

  8. Answer to first question: “Yes”
    Answer to next three questions “No”
    Answer to last Question “For sure, i think so”

    Wonderful Kimi riviting as usual.

  9. Interviewer: “How many Mimosas did you have this morning, Mr. Raikkonen?”

    Kimi: “I went with Bloody Marys this morning.”

  10. kimi – can I adjust the height of this chair?
    Interviewer- no the IKEA banned the use of allen keys.
    Kimi – just like my car then!

  11. Interviewer- Kimi if your hot you can take your beenie off
    Kimi- I can’t. Its surgically stapled and can’t be removed. My ode to the choc top. Anyone for icecream?

  12. Kimi has his first seat fitting for the new Lotus and is concerned to hear about the new ride height rules for 2012.

  13. Kimi, “are you absolutely certain this is a commode that I”m sitting on”.

  14. Matthew Furneaux
    31st January 2012, 13:16

    the lotus guy is saying “answer the nice interviewer Kimi and you can have this ice cream.”

  15. Interviewer: So Kimi, are you ready for the interview?
    Kimi: Another one already?! I had one just 5 days ago. Oh man, I’m getting tired of interviews, it’s always the same f… questions… I came here to drive and I believe the fans are expecting it, not those silly interviews. Come on!

  16. Kimi – ” Croak Croak Croak Croak”

    Interviewer – ” I cant really understand you.”

    Kimi – ” Croak Croak Croak Croak”

  17. KR: “So let me get this absolutely clear, you’re telling me that qualifying at Monza will be in reverse gear only?”

    Int: “Yes, that’s right.”

    KR: “…. reverse gear, not reverse track configuration?”

    Int: “Yes, that’s right.”

    KR: “…. , well that’s not too bad.”

  18. “I told you I donĀ“t want chewing gum, servant! Now leave.”

  19. INT- “So,Kimi,what are your feelings about your return to the sport?”
    RAI- “Emmm,well,emmm,I want an Icecream.”

  20. Media: Kimi, what is the thing you missed most in F1?

    Kimi: Ice cream & coke.

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