Caption competition 3: Kimi Raikkonen

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Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012

Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012

Kimi Raikkonen made his long-awaited return to F1 this week with a two-day test for Lotus in Valencia.

But as much as he might relish being back in F1 machinery, Raikkonen has never had much time for the media demands that go hand-in-hand with being a professional racing driver.

What might he have had to say to the press on his return to F1 this year? It’s over to you to supply the caption.

Remember to look out for the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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190 comments on Caption competition 3: Kimi Raikkonen

  1. interviewer kimi whats ur favorite ice cream
    kimi erm all of them

  2. mike-e (@mike-e) said on 28th January 2012, 21:43

    Lotus mechanic offers Kimi novelty sized piece of gum, Kimi looks unimpressed.

  3. interviewer kimi we have seen you smiling in some pics
    kimi yeah lotus brainwashed me into returning into f1

  4. mike-e (@mike-e) said on 28th January 2012, 21:46

    One of Raikkonen’s marionette strings snaps rendering his face motionless……

    No one notices.

  5. Madman (@madman) said on 28th January 2012, 21:47

    Kimi to interviewer: “Did he just shake his tictacs at me?”

  6. mike-e (@mike-e) said on 28th January 2012, 21:50

    Paul Mckenna Hypnotizes Raikkonen telling him “from the moment you open your eyes you’ll have a new found love for media duties and commercial responsibilities. O.K…. eyes open wide awake”

  7. mike-e (@mike-e) said on 28th January 2012, 21:52

    Kimi forgets how to sit in a chair

  8. mike-e (@mike-e) said on 28th January 2012, 21:55

    Lotus is doing its best to stay within the RRA by not buying a chair for Kimi’s P.A.

  9. Fer no.65 (@fer-no65) said on 28th January 2012, 22:17

    “… and then one day, I went past a granny, who was sitting like this while eating an ice-cream, and I remembered F1, and decided to come back.”

  10. electrolite (@electrolite) said on 28th January 2012, 22:38

    “So this one time, at high school…”

  11. Felipe Bomeny (@portugoose) said on 28th January 2012, 23:12

    Kim Raikkonen responds to questions about his motivation:

    “Yes.”

  12. cjpdk (@cjpdk) said on 28th January 2012, 23:19

    “The season starts in Australia? Hmmm, there may be some problems with that”

  13. d3v0 (@d3v0) said on 28th January 2012, 23:32

    “Kimi, why the long face?”

    “Because….Racecar”

  14. Toby Bushby (@toby-bushby) said on 28th January 2012, 23:45

    “….so John, I’m very glad to begin my second generation career with Lotus in it’s iconic colour scheme – and to be a team Player with the guys, for me, will be really Special. Ah, thankyou no, I only smoke at night….”

  15. plutoniumhunter (@plutoniumhunter) said on 29th January 2012, 0:11

    Hang on… This isn’t the dentist?

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