Caption competition 3: Kimi Raikkonen

Caption competition

Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012

Kimi Raikkonen, Lotus, Valencia, 2012

Kimi Raikkonen made his long-awaited return to F1 this week with a two-day test for Lotus in Valencia.

But as much as he might relish being back in F1 machinery, Raikkonen has never had much time for the media demands that go hand-in-hand with being a professional racing driver.

What might he have had to say to the press on his return to F1 this year? It’s over to you to supply the caption.

Remember to look out for the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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190 comments on Caption competition 3: Kimi Raikkonen

  1. BS (@bs) said on 29th January 2012, 0:12

    “Lotus book progress with press friendly Raikonnen animatronic, still relies on external power source.”

  2. kpollard54 (@kpollard54) said on 29th January 2012, 0:46

    Kimi: You told me silly hats were compulsory for this interview – where’s yours?
    Interviewer: we had to tell you something to get you here.

  3. Mustalainen (@mustalainen) said on 29th January 2012, 1:05

    There are too many “having a ****” and “eating ice cream” captions in this thread!
    (This comment is not for the caption competition :D)

  4. Bruno said on 29th January 2012, 1:25

    Interviewer: Why did you pick Lotus for you come back?
    Kimi: I was drunk and signed whatever they told me to.

  5. Susurrate said on 29th January 2012, 1:30

    Sobriety clause?

  6. mike-e (@mike-e) said on 29th January 2012, 1:31

    “hang on, what day is this?”

  7. socksolid (@socksolid) said on 29th January 2012, 2:07

    I: What are your expectations for 2012?
    KR: It’s nice. It is the same for everybody.

  8. The Press said on 29th January 2012, 2:36

    Kimi: the car felt good, e interview chair is a whole different story!

  9. thatnoone said on 29th January 2012, 4:46

    whats is your favorite flavor on ice cream?

  10. rUN_FOR_IT_SCOOBY said on 29th January 2012, 8:26

    Interviewer:” Why the face?”
    Kimi: “Sorry just got some reverse exhaust”

  11. georges10099 said on 29th January 2012, 9:50

    Kimi enters serious negotiations over what ice cream the team will provide

  12. nackavich (@nackavich) said on 29th January 2012, 9:59

    Kimi: “So I hope you got all of that because that was my last interview of the year.”

  13. AndrewTanner (@andrewtanner) said on 29th January 2012, 10:30

    “URRRRRR”

  14. James (@jamesf1) said on 29th January 2012, 10:43

    Interviewer: So how are Lotus paying you? Euros? Dollars? Sterling?

    Kimi: Magnums

  15. SirThiago said on 29th January 2012, 12:59

    “-…yes, we are working on a new seat with arm support, since i’m getting old and i need more rest at my age.”

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