Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012

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Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

What do Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa really make of the new Ferrari?

It’s over to you to decide what Alonso and Massa had to say as they pulled back the covers on the new Ferrari F2012 yesterday. Supply your captions in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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283 comments on Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012

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  1. F1 Observer (@f1-observer) said on 4th February 2012, 18:07

    Massa: “I might have lost our last bet but this is going too far…”

  2. Ratboy (@ratboy) said on 4th February 2012, 18:14

    “Hey Fernando why did Luca hire the designer obsessed with cubism?”

    • sozavele (@formula-1) said on 4th February 2012, 18:34

      The front nose may be cubist but nothing else is, therefore not a great caption as it is not true. (Just done cubism in Art GCSE I know what I am talking about)

      • Ratboy (@ratboy) said on 4th February 2012, 19:53

        only the front is showing though, and the only thing that isnt square there are the wheels and tyres.
        also all these captions arent true as none of them were said, are they not great either?

  3. nemo87 (@nemo87) said on 4th February 2012, 18:21

    “APRIL FOOLS.. oh wait it’s February. Damn” :|

  4. dennis (@dennis) said on 4th February 2012, 18:22

    CAUTION:

    Mind the step.

  5. FrankFH said on 4th February 2012, 18:27

    Felipe: “my mother always told me that it’s not the outside that matters, but what’s inside.”
    Fernando: “well we better be hiding traction control, active ride height, a blown diffuser, and ground effect to make up for this ugly ducking!”

  6. Brakius (@brakius) said on 4th February 2012, 18:28

    Massa: “Noooooo!, Luca told ME to step it up this year”

  7. BreezyRacer (@breezyracer) said on 4th February 2012, 18:35

    Cover it up! COVER IT UP, QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. magon4 (@magon4) said on 4th February 2012, 18:36

    “I think this year I won’t need to make the car look bad”

  9. sozavele (@formula-1) said on 4th February 2012, 18:36

    In the words of Craig Revell-Haward…..
    Fernando: “It’s a disaster darling”.
    Felipe: “Certainly not Fab-ou-lous“.

  10. magon4 (@magon4) said on 4th February 2012, 18:39

    One more try…
    “Fernando, did you see that?” “Don’t look, Felipe, don’t look.”

  11. vishy (@vishy) said on 4th February 2012, 18:42

    Massa: oh boy, do we really have to do this??

    Alonso: Smile and say cheese or else Luca will send you home today.

  12. “Dear god; looking at this makes me feel like that spring on my head back in 2009, only this time it apperently also hit the nose”

  13. magon4 (@magon4) said on 4th February 2012, 18:48

    Caption:
    No comment.

  14. Are you sure the regs say we have to drive the car used in the crash test?

  15. Randy said on 4th February 2012, 18:55

    Felipe : “Fernando…the engineers have designed a seat for u in the front incase the car runs out of fuel again. No more taking piggy back rides from Red Bull again”

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