Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012

Caption competitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012
Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

What do Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa really make of the new Ferrari?

It’s over to you to decide what Alonso and Massa had to say as they pulled back the covers on the new Ferrari F2012 yesterday. Supply your captions in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

Caption competition

Browse all previous caption competitions

Image ?? Ferrari spa/Ercole Colombo

283 comments on “Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012”

  1. It is finally revealed that the prancing horse has a nose injury.

  2. After many questions by the public and the press, Ferrari have had to issue a statement insisting that the F2012 is not a joke.

  3. Massa, ” Why are there two seats?”

    Alonso, “Bagsie the cockpit!”

  4. Alonso: “Ok, now I understand why they pay me 90 mil euro”

  5. “Felipe, please stop crying”

  6. Sing along everybody – My lovely horse, running through the fields. I want to feed you sugar lumps and jump you over ……(wait I’ve got this bit) …… fence”

  7. David Brinkman
    5th February 2012, 12:23

    Christ Fernando it’s got “Hit Lewis here” on the nose.

  8. Massa: Damn! Thats one ugly nose
    Alonso: Just ignore it and keep pulling

  9. Fernando : I’m really relaxed

    Felipe : I think i need to stay cool Rob, Baby?

  10. omg….Our very own F1 Hummer….

  11. “Careful, Fernando, you might break something.”

    “Don’t worry – I broke the nose in half earlier, and nobody even noticed.”

  12. Ferrari released new moto this week:

    “If it’s not a right angle, it’s a wrong angle.”

  13. ……this isn’t ours, its an F1 Hummer….

  14. Look Filipe … you broke it before we even got to race it !

  15. “Oh, I miss Robert even more”

  16. Felipe remember you have to let me remove my side first!


  18. Massa’Fernando there must be some mistake here, this must be a Lego built replica’.
    Alonso ‘This must be a joke. Where is Tombasis’.

  19. Remember Felipe, this dog is for life, not just for Christmas.

  20. TheGreatTeflonso
    9th February 2012, 20:09

    Alonso – “Tombazis, Newey is faster than you. Do you understand?”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

All comments are moderated. See the Comment Policy and FAQ for more.