Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012

Caption competitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012
Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

What do Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa really make of the new Ferrari?

It’s over to you to decide what Alonso and Massa had to say as they pulled back the covers on the new Ferrari F2012 yesterday. Supply your captions in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

Caption competition

Browse all previous caption competitions

Image ?? Ferrari spa/Ercole Colombo

283 comments on “Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012”

  1. “Guys, please close your eyes while we unveil it”

  2. Fernando and Felipe decide to ‘go ugly early’

    1. haha Classic!

      1. Brilliant! HAhahhahaa

  3. Ferrari explained why their drivers had seen the car weeks before it was launched: “We wanted to avoid unhappy surprises as Fernando and Felipe have weak stomaches.”

  4. Stefano: “This is a part of our new agressive design philosophy to make a car so ugly that Vettel will let us through to avoid having to see this nose in his mirrors. We call it >>Prancing horse in your face<<"

  5. Massa: ‘Err, I think Lewis already crashed into this one’.

    1. hahaha winner!

      1. fantastc!!! :-)

  6. Alonso: “Oh dear god… I really do give up.”

    1. Or is he actually saying ‘it is ugly but the worst sight in f1 is still vettel’s finger’

      1. Well, for him it is one of the worst sights, as Alonso won’t have won the race!

  7. And here is the naughty step where Felipe will be put if he fails to let Fernando through again.

  8. Smedley — “Felipe, Alonso is faster than you”

    Alonso — “No no, it’s ok. I’m happy looking at the back.”

    1. Long time since that joke was rewound to make me laugh!

      1. Glad to be of service.

      2. Winner for me (am I voting against myself??!!)

  9. “I preferred the Jeep

  10. “Our innovative design teams wanted to ensure that Lewis would see this in his mirrors”

  11. “We’re looking at ways in which we can save time in the race. A smaller nose is much quicker to replace in a pitstop.”

  12. “Felipe, this Ferrari is uglier than you”…

  13. “Ok Fernando, we can cover it up with this tarp and pray we never have to lay eyes on it again.”

  14. “So that’s why people have been calling it the F-20-Lego”

  15. “Quick! Get the cover back on this thing!”

  16. “So that’s where they were hiding it.”

  17. “Oh cool, they have given us a car that can plow the snow and looks like our F1 car……….right?”

  18. Team Orders – Part III

  19. As they peel it of, the Ferrari drivers now know why their 2012 charger was being hidden by and ironing board cover!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

All comments are moderated. See the Comment Policy and FAQ for more.