Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012

Caption competitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012
Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

What do Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa really make of the new Ferrari?

It’s over to you to decide what Alonso and Massa had to say as they pulled back the covers on the new Ferrari F2012 yesterday. Supply your captions in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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283 comments on “Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012”

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  1. Fernando: “Someone’s ruined our car!”
    Felipe: “There’s only person who could have possibly done this”

    Both: “LEWIS!”

  2. “Scare-odynamics”

    No no, that one is terrible :P

  3. Manjit Raiytt
    4th February 2012, 11:54

    Massa-“Thats my career over then!”

    Alonso-“Just roll the cover back on Felipe! We’ll have another go next season.”

  4. some say, they found him sitting in the cockpit when ferrari uncovered the F2012!!!!!

  5. Malcolm Clark
    4th February 2012, 12:12

    OK, perhaps we won’t win the championship this year, but with my very own mobile park bench, my friends and I are guaranteed the best seat in the house.

  6. “Tragic news from Milton Keynes, Adrian Newey have died laughing in front of his laptop at around 09:30 am, February 3, 2012. This was the picture displayed on the screen when his associates found him.”

  7. Cool. We can’t get on the podium, so they built on into the car.

    1. built one on the car. sorry for typo

    2. matthewf1 (@)
      4th February 2012, 12:21

      nice :-)

  8. Go on, we better cover this up before someone see it.

  9. All I wanted was a silver and red one!!!!

  10. Fernando can’t wait to see the mirrors

  11. Fernando: We actually intended to name this the “Ferrari Rocky Balboa” but had to settle for F2012

  12. Well, we can’t get on the podium, so we made our own!!

    1. Brilliant :D

  13. I think we should hide this as soon as possible.

  14. Just as tastefull as a ‘Ferrari’ SUV!

  15. Fernando: “She’s much better under the sheets than my ex-wife”

  16. “After several members of the audience fainted when the F2012 was unveiled, Fernando and Felipe decided to put the cover back on the car.”

  17. That’ll look better AFTER I hit Lewis Hamilton!

  18. “Due to a worldwide shortage of carbonfibre, Ferrari were forced to construct the front of their car using Lego.”

  19. Alonso thinks – “Why did Montoya have to sit on the nose?”

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