Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012

Caption competitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012
Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

What do Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa really make of the new Ferrari?

It’s over to you to decide what Alonso and Massa had to say as they pulled back the covers on the new Ferrari F2012 yesterday. Supply your captions in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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283 comments on “Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012”

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  1. Not red again!

  2. If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a million times, don’t let Stevie Wonder in the design room!!!

  3. Dane DI Pierro
    4th February 2012, 16:19

    Now when Felipe hits Lewis we can say they bumped uglies and get a good laugh.

  4. Massa – “I need a black visor, I need a black visor!”

  5. “And now, let us reveal the real reason why we’ve decided to cancel the presentation ceremony !”

  6. Felipe baby, be cool!!

    By the time we arrive in Melbourne, we should know if you’ll have the chance to let Fernando by for some wins!

  7. That is correct. This was designed by Jeremy Clarkson and his hammer.

  8. Alonso:”Oh dear… Do we have to take the whole cover off?!”
    Massa:”I dont think it could get worse!”

  9. Welll…at least it’s red.

  10. Massa: Fernando did you see that nose?
    Alonso: Nose? What nose? La la la la

  11. Hopefully this blog will not be deleted if the fugly ferrari starts to win races…..and then it would be funny….

  12. Alonso: I have a feeling that the joke i made on Tompazis by giving him a lego technical kit when i was dressed as Santa on Christmas just came to bite me back.

  13. Ok guys nice joke. Now seriously where’s the real car?

  14. peru-kowalsky
    4th February 2012, 16:56

    alonso thinks . time is running out for the third title, and this car doesn’t look as a world championship winning car.
    Let’s just go with the flow, and hope for the best.
    Oh god, I wish i had signed for red bull when i had the chance.

  15. Massa: Fernando are they really gonna have us drive this all year long? Wait..who are you calling we in the middle of a presentation.
    Alonso: My psychologist, to you want his number? His very good.
    Massa: Yeah i think i’ll need it.

  16. peru-kowalsky
    4th February 2012, 17:00

    the father of the creature was nowhere to be seen durring the presentation. I wonder why…

  17. Drivers mind: Uncover, uncover, uncover(seeing nose)…., cover, cover,cover, cover.

  18. “Quickly Alonso! Help me put that cover on ! We cant let anyone else see this ugly monster! Faster, Faster… They’re coming!”

  19. “Why couldn’t it snow inside as well?”

  20. “what do you mean, this isn’t the car we sent for crash testing?”

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