Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012

Caption competitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012
Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

What do Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa really make of the new Ferrari?

It’s over to you to decide what Alonso and Massa had to say as they pulled back the covers on the new Ferrari F2012 yesterday. Supply your captions in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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  1. Ugandan Discussions
    4th February 2012, 17:25

    “Hey Fernando, with these mirror, I’ve got an excuse when I get into another crash with “Luis”!”

  2. Massa: Fernado have you seen its nose?
    Alonso: I’m trying not too.

  3. Alonso: ‘Just close your eyes Fernando’
    Massa: ‘I raised the sheet/blanket higher than Fernando 1-0. 2012 is mine!’

  4. Not again… the car is full of Santanders turds.

  5. ”do you think anybody will notice the nose filipe?”

  6. The all new Ferrari 2012 car is unveiled… at Lego headquaters

  7. OMG! It’s red again!

  8. Its a great caption… their faces… really nice catch.

  9. “This is so ugly we can only show it to you in sections!”

  10. Fernando: “It looks very special”

    Felipe: “Suits me better”

  11. That reminds me, I must do the ironing.

    1. or

      Alonso: That reminds me filipe, have you finished doing my ironing yet?

  12. Now I know why Tompazis borrowed my surf-board

  13. Stefano Domenicali in the background: “What have we done, this thing makes even Fernando Alonso raise his eyebrows!”

  14. “that needs breaking and re-setting”

  15. Massa: “I might have lost our last bet but this is going too far…”

  16. “Hey Fernando why did Luca hire the designer obsessed with cubism?”

    1. The front nose may be cubist but nothing else is, therefore not a great caption as it is not true. (Just done cubism in Art GCSE I know what I am talking about)

      1. only the front is showing though, and the only thing that isnt square there are the wheels and tyres.
        also all these captions arent true as none of them were said, are they not great either?

        1. the only cubist element is the nose, you can think of diagonal lines and that if you slid the nose down from being smooth it now forms the slope.

  17. “APRIL FOOLS.. oh wait it’s February. Damn” :|

  18. CAUTION:

    Mind the step.

  19. Felipe: “my mother always told me that it’s not the outside that matters, but what’s inside.”
    Fernando: “well we better be hiding traction control, active ride height, a blown diffuser, and ground effect to make up for this ugly ducking!”

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