Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012

Caption competitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012
Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

What do Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa really make of the new Ferrari?

It’s over to you to decide what Alonso and Massa had to say as they pulled back the covers on the new Ferrari F2012 yesterday. Supply your captions in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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283 comments on “Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012”

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  1. Massa: “Noooooo!, Luca told ME to step it up this year”

  2. Cover it up! COVER IT UP, QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. “I think this year I won’t need to make the car look bad”

  4. In the words of Craig Revell-Haward…..
    Fernando: “It’s a disaster darling”.
    Felipe: “Certainly not Fab-ou-lous“.

  5. One more try…
    “Fernando, did you see that?” “Don’t look, Felipe, don’t look.”

  6. Massa: oh boy, do we really have to do this??

    Alonso: Smile and say cheese or else Luca will send you home today.

  7. “Dear god; looking at this makes me feel like that spring on my head back in 2009, only this time it apperently also hit the nose”

  8. Caption:
    No comment.

  9. Are you sure the regs say we have to drive the car used in the crash test?

  10. Felipe : “Fernando…the engineers have designed a seat for u in the front incase the car runs out of fuel again. No more taking piggy back rides from Red Bull again”

  11. Cover it again!!!!!!!

  12. The back is not the best looking, now lets see the front. Oh wait…

  13. Now Felipe, just don’t look at the front. Concentrate on the cockpit man, and the mirrors – you’re gonna need them.

  14. Take this broken nose, and learn to fly again…wait, it’s supposed to be broken wings, right? What’s that song from Mr. Mister Felipe?

  15. “eeeeeee, a pet platypus”

  16. Hey Vettel , this is “Kate’s Ugly Little Sister”

  17. Fernando: “Ok Felipe, let’s see what the engineers made for us…”
    Felipe: “It’s finally here, they kept it secret even for us…”
    Fernando: “Oh oh, there’s something strange…”
    Felipe: “Holy crap! They made a mistake, they put the unfinished or prototype car here!!!”
    Fernando: “You’re right, look at that nose. It looks deformed!”
    Montezemolo: “I’m sorry guys, it’s all the engineers could make up considering the regulations…”
    Fernando and Felipe thinking: “I wonder how McLaren was able to do it differently… we are screwed!”

  18. Hmm, the snow flakes in Maranello seem to be heavier than in Oviedo. Look what they’ve done!

  19. Felipe: What the ****?

    Fernando: Can’t look, can’t look…

  20. Alonso- ” Felipe, stop staring at the nose an we might just get away with it “

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