Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012

Caption competitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012
Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

What do Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa really make of the new Ferrari?

It’s over to you to decide what Alonso and Massa had to say as they pulled back the covers on the new Ferrari F2012 yesterday. Supply your captions in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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283 comments on “Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012”

  1. We really need to buy the designers some new rulers….

  2. I knew Ferrari was making an aggressive design, but not this aggressive…

  3. Fernando: Remember that card trick i did on the bbc last year well…… Abrakadabra!

  4. Gav (@foxtrotoscar21)
    4th February 2012, 19:53

    “1,2,3… Abracadabra… and its gon… um, oh, it’s still here…

  5. ”don’t stare at it Philipe, just pretend every things normal”

  6. My eyes!! Put the cover back on! PUT THE COVER BACK ON!!!

  7. I knew laughing at the Caterham was a bad idea….

  8. A-Safieldin (@)
    4th February 2012, 21:10

    The dark visor, i need the dark visor!!
    Felipe baby stay cool just close your eyes

  9. They took taking a step up to their game a little too seriously.
    So they decided to make the car look like stairs.

  10. You know Felipe my very first car look better than this thing…
    Well Fenando, people won’t be sorry to see Ferrari leave the sport now, I wish I was…

  11. After his fall, the injured Robert Kubica and his nose became the styling influence for the F2012 rather than becoming one of the car’s drivers.

  12. Fernando, yeah Felipe, Luca said they had so much success with Schumi they designed his chin into it.

  13. “Oops…we shall never use a blind designer with a chronic hickup again”

  14. “Erm..I really tried to teach him how to draw a straight line after a bottle of Chianti”

  15. “I heard that next year we are going to start using computers for designing cars”

  16. Jesus, that’s ugly.

  17. Massa: “gotta call Lewis so he crashes into me in every race and tears off this hideous nosecone”

  18. Shortly after the launch of the new ferrari, felipe and alonso are asked to cover it up again because some of the audience are becoming nauseous.

  19. Alonso: “Oh, well..maybe next year”

  20. Oh they hired the designer of the Fiat Multipla!
    (after Luca found a horse’s head in his bed)

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