Jarno Trulli, Flavio Briatore, Renault, Suzuka, 2002

Caption Competition 6: Jarno Trulli

Caption competitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Jarno Trulli, Flavio Briatore, Renault, Suzuka, 2002
Jarno Trulli, Flavio Briatore, Renault, Suzuka, 2002

Jarno Trulli has lost his F1 seat for 2012, bringing to an end a career which began in 1997.

Here he is during his three-year stint at Renault, sporting an unusual jacket and chewing the fat with Flavio Briatore.

But what’s being said? As ever it’s over to you to supply a caption.

You know the drill be now – remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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  1. Just your friendly neighbourhood Trulliman.

    1. Haha! :D I love it :D

  2. Jarno: “At least with these spider-powers I’ll be able to cope with any kind of power steering…”

  3. Briatore expects a superhero performance from Trulli

  4. “what’s that? I can’t hear you, my swag is too loud”


  5. “Jarno, just wear the damm thing, keep quiet, and keep smiling – there’s a few quid in it for both of us!”

  6. Trulli: Flavio look, I’m Spiderman
    Briatore: I know. You’re hanging by a single thread

    1. Congratulations

  7. Not even spiderman can stop the trulli train.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ1hUJP-1EE

  8. Jarno: I’ll be able to cling on to my place in F1 longer than you!

  9. “We have got to talk about all these fashion faux pas.”

    “What do you mean, Jarno?”

  10. Everyone knows wearing red makes you go faster.

  11. “Wait, wait, wait, I didn’t tell you the best part about this new team yet – their caterers have whole hams. They cater ham!”

    1. Too cheesey!!

      1. and thats what makes it epic! :P

      2. @formula-1

        Too cheesey!!

        Thank you. I was trying to look beyond the obvious jokes about Spiderman and Flavio Briatore. I find that if you’re smirking when you’re writing the punchline, the joke probably isn’t as funny as you think it is. The trick is to take your time and find something in the picture that you can work with. It’s a little anarchronistic to talk about Caterham in a picture from around eight years ago, but I think it’s a small price to pay, and it stands out in a sea of Spiderman jokes. I tried to do it in the first caption contest, and when the obvious punchline was about cutting ribbons or hair, I managed to get away with rock-paper-scissors jokes and punchlines about topiary. Unfortunately, these were my best jokes; I haven’t done anything good since.

        1. Yes but the cheesiness made it good. :)

        2. I don’t always agree with you, but you think more than me, I’ll give you that.

        3. the explanation ruined the quality of the joke…

  12. -Jarno, does that jacket help you get the younger women?

  13. ‘You think Jenson has silky driving?’

    1. Kudos good sir.

  14. Can you stop wining about my Trulli train superpower?

    1. I would’ve put whining, but then again, he has his own vineyard and loves a good wine…

  15. Briatore: “You look like an idiot”.

  16. FB: You’re like a brother to me Jarno, we have a special kind of relationship.
    JT: Yeah, although you’re more like my Dad’s age and you look about his age too.
    FB: What are you saying Jarno, that I don’t look so young these days?
    JT: Well, looking back, I saw a picture of you and MSC in ’91 and you were like brothers, now you’re like his Dad too.
    FB: I don’t like where this is going.
    JT: So by 2012, I reckon you’ll look like our grandfather.
    FB: You’re not going to like where you’re going either. Enough.

  17. How do I power steering?

  18. Flavio: I’m telling you, Jarno, Not even Spiderman could hold onto that drive!
    Jarno: Trust me – this is guaranteed for 10 years!

  19. Ever since Jarno lost his job Mary Jane really let herself go.

  20. Sorry, Spidy has got a reputation to uphold, you’ll have to get some other loser to crash your car!

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