Nico Rosberg, Michael Schumacher, Mercedes W03 launch, Barcelona, 2012

Caption Competition 8: Schumacher and Rosberg

Caption competitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Nico Rosberg, Michael Schumacher, Mercedes W03 launch, Barcelona, 2012
Nico Rosberg, Michael Schumacher, Mercedes W03 launch, Barcelona, 2012

Michael Schumacher and Nico Rosberg are the stars of this week’s Caption Competition.

What did Mercedes’ two stars have to say to each other at the launch of their new F1 car?

It’s up to you to figure it out. Post your best suggestions in the comments.

As usual a selection of the best suggestions will appear in Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

The picture above is one of many great shots taken for us by Jamey Price in F1 testing at the Circuit de Catalunya last week. See more of Jamey’s excellent photographs here:

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141 comments on “Caption Competition 8: Schumacher and Rosberg”

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  1. Schumacher: “I know what you’re thinking. “Did he win seven Wolrd Championships, or only six?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Mercedes W03, the most powerful racing car in the world, and could blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well … do ya, punk?

    1. I was really trying to think of something along the lines of Dirty Harry myself :) ! Very nice !

  2. Seeking with every possible means for thousands of a second, wind-tunnel restrictions made the Mercedes drivers experimenting simultaneously different aerodynamic effects of their 2012 nose settings, from the front and from the side.

    1. Harry! Brilliant : )

  3. “Call me Britney one more time… I dare you!”

  4. Schu: “Got pie?”
    Nico: “mmm, pie!”

  5. MSC: “For you, Nico, the title is over”

  6. “I swear … if I catch you letting air out of my tires ONE more time …!

  7. Nico: (Under muttered breath) Oh my god, have you seen the nose on that thing….. try not to look horrified in front of the cameras

    Michael: OH MY *shhhhh* oh my god, has someone crashed it? will it buff out?

  8. Nico: You’re making a television show with that new French loser….and not me??
    Michael: Yes, we’re thinking of calling it LaVergne and Schumi.

  9. Michael: “like my haircut? “

  10. Nico : **** !!!.. yo wife right behind ya..

  11. Michael: Have you seen this under my ear? Ross made me get it installed as part of my Mercedes contract, its a human emotion chip. To be honest its ruined my racecraft.

  12. Michael: Gimmie your lunch money!

  13. Is that your towel on the podium?

    1. Too funny!!!!

    2. Best one in my book! Brilliant!

  14. Nico – “Michael…. from this angle you bear a striking resemblance to the front of a W125… how odd.”

  15. Nico – “Michael, dont look back, but I see Norbert coming this way with his David Hasslehoff CD collection”

  16. I’m not sure I remember you, let me see you from behind.

  17. Schumacher: “Nico…Have you seen my career….I’m sure I left it here somewhere”

    Nico: “Turn Around”

  18. News that David Hasselhoff’s new album didn’t make it to number 1 spread fast within the F1 paddock….

  19. Rosberg proudly wears skirt to new car launch.

  20. NR: No words could ever begin to explain how much I love you.
    MS: What.

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