Nico Rosberg, Michael Schumacher, Mercedes W03 launch, Barcelona, 2012

Caption Competition 8: Schumacher and Rosberg

Caption competitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Nico Rosberg, Michael Schumacher, Mercedes W03 launch, Barcelona, 2012
Nico Rosberg, Michael Schumacher, Mercedes W03 launch, Barcelona, 2012

Michael Schumacher and Nico Rosberg are the stars of this week’s Caption Competition.

What did Mercedes’ two stars have to say to each other at the launch of their new F1 car?

It’s up to you to figure it out. Post your best suggestions in the comments.

As usual a selection of the best suggestions will appear in Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

The picture above is one of many great shots taken for us by Jamey Price in F1 testing at the Circuit de Catalunya last week. See more of Jamey’s excellent photographs here:

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141 comments on “Caption Competition 8: Schumacher and Rosberg”

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  1. You said we’d just have to put a brave face on it, so I’m copying you.

  2. Michael : I’m your father!!!

  3. ‘All I am asking for is a bit of respect sonny. After all I was winning races while you were still in nappies and stand to attention when you talk to me’.

    ‘Ja Herr Schumacher, das ich tadellos verstehe und befolgen werde’.

  4. We have a chance of a top podium this year? Do you remember the words to the anthem? Me neither……

  5. Phew !! you dirty old man

  6. Geoff Rogers
    5th March 2012, 13:28

    No… you said you would tell them it looks crap….

  7. What’s all this understeer / oversteer about?
    Err…. I Don’t Know either, is it important?

  8. Nico: (Thinking)…Should i tell Michael he has bird crap on his shoulder? …Nah, just look like you hav’nt seen it!

  9. nico – You’re really funny.

    schumi – What do you mean I’m funny?

  10. NR: i’m guna be in front of you again
    MSC: bring it on!
    NR i wana get my first win
    MSC i wana fight in the front so that i can win a 8th crown

  11. nr: im bored
    msc: i want some food

  12. ronald plain
    11th March 2012, 6:02

    You farted.
    No, it was you.
    No michael, for once you are first.

  13. NR: I think i just pooped in my pants.
    MS: Me too.

  14. jacob.stanton
    28th April 2012, 17:58

    HEY Schumacher who is going to be in front because you look awful and I’m not improving on in china so it could go either way so its going to be exiting isn’t it.

  15. MS:I’m having a prediction.
    NR: What?
    MS:This horrible car will win you the chinese GP

  16. So your telling me Shizer is a german drink and you were offering me a large one?

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