What did Fernando Alonso and Kimi Raikkonen find to talk about in the build-up to the Australian Grand Prix?
That’s for you to decide in our latest Caption Competition.
Come up with the best caption you can think of and post it in the comments.
Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.
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Ben Stone
31st March 2012, 10:08
remember when Ferrari could make a Championship winning car?
doodie111 (@doodie111)
31st March 2012, 10:13
KR: Yep.
FA: We can’t even get ice cream right anymore.
MercedesBeanz
31st March 2012, 20:06
So..what you say, you me against lewis?….honestly, its za only way..
MercedesBeanz
31st March 2012, 20:28
KR: Wow, you and bernie have the same tatoo
FA: Oh yes amigo
KR: What is it?
FA: Hit says “ANYONE BUT LEWIS”
Dr. Mark
1st April 2012, 1:28
KIMI I am not staring at you
Fernando Are you sure you are not staring at me?
KIMI Yes, positive. I an staring at your wife over there.
AndrewTanner (@andrewtanner)
1st April 2012, 14:28
Like it.
Master firelee (@master-firelee)
31st March 2012, 10:09
Alonso: ”Nice Hats aren’t they Kimi, they make us look good dont they”?
Kimi: eugh, Yes…… !
Ben Stone
31st March 2012, 10:11
no matter how hard we try to find somewhere private it always feels like Lewis is right behind us
Txizzle (@txizzle)
31st March 2012, 10:19
This had me rolling on the floor with laughter!
Dzi (@dzaci214sid)
31st March 2012, 14:43
WIN!
Lee Sharp
31st March 2012, 10:13
They paid you how much not to drive their car?!
Txizzle (@txizzle)
31st March 2012, 10:22
KR: Imagine how much Felipe could earn this season!
Ring Joven (@ringjoven)
31st March 2012, 10:25
i like this :D
AndrewTanner (@andrewtanner)
1st April 2012, 14:29
Very good!
sozavele (@formula-1)
31st March 2012, 10:14
That’s what you get when you force me out of Ferrari.
BenH (@benh)
31st March 2012, 10:15
I know, let’s sit on Lewis’ car so he can’t get off the line straight away!
BenH (@benh)
31st March 2012, 10:17
Actually, another one:
Lewis’ cars nose looks wrong, lets sit on it to get it a bit lower.
Garret Bailey
31st March 2012, 10:15
Kimi: ” So are you and Lewis looking to take my job at Lotus now too”
sozavele (@formula-1)
31st March 2012, 10:16
If were both out in the first few laps, do you fancy meeting up for an ice cream?
sorin (@)
2nd April 2012, 19:53
so true..
Jay_au (@jay)
31st March 2012, 10:17
Alonso: “So this is what pole position feels like. It’s been a while for both of us you know…”
Dan8 (@dan8)
31st March 2012, 10:19
Alonso: “This Ferrari is rubbish Kimi, do you want your seat back?”
Pankit
31st March 2012, 11:07
nice one …
Pankit
31st March 2012, 14:51
Kimi – U really think ure ever gonna win a world championship in a Ferrari ! (haha)
Nando – At this pace … im dancing the rain dance bfore every race
Kimi – Keep dancing, i left ferrari n got paid for it too ! :-D …
Nando – Damn … I jst signed on till 2016 !!!
is there an opening at my ex team ?
Kimi –
Kennie Wollmer
1st April 2012, 10:24
Hahaha, good one there!
Ben Stone
31st March 2012, 10:19
Kimi and Fernando weren’t sure about the regulations behind Maclaren’s new Championship winner
Ring Joven (@ringjoven)
31st March 2012, 10:21
Nando: Hey Kimi! Good to have you back. How does it feel?
Kimi: Good.
Nando: You excited?
Kimi:Yes.
Nando: Was it fun winning the championship with Ferrari?
Kimi: Sure.
CarlitosF1 (@carlitosf1)
31st March 2012, 22:39
LOL!!
DONN (@donn)
31st March 2012, 10:24
Kimi “How did You get so much power out of the Italian Rubber Bands”
Murali
31st March 2012, 10:25
Alonso: Why didn’t you protest when i took your seat in Ferrari! I would had been in Lotus right now instead of this Ferrari!
sorin (@)
1st April 2012, 10:51
=))))))
ivz (@ivz)
31st March 2012, 10:26
Kimi: “My car is faster than yours”
Chris (@eddie4102000)
31st March 2012, 10:27
FA: Man, these waxworks are so lifelike these days!
Nixon (@nixon)
31st March 2012, 11:12
LOL
Mike (@mike)
31st March 2012, 11:50
That’s brilliant :D
kyle (@kyle)
31st March 2012, 12:10
hahaha. nice one
kyle (@kyle)
31st March 2012, 12:16
The best!
TMAX
31st March 2012, 13:31
ROFL. Read through all of them so far. This is the best. !!!!!
dpanch_89 (@dpanch_89)
31st March 2012, 10:27
Alonso: “Where were you Kimi?”
Kimi: “I was having a ****”
Yddo
31st March 2012, 10:29
FA: Black’s your colour, Kimi. Red never suited you.
KR: *thinks with grim smile* ‘I hate these photos shoots! Did Fernando say something?’
Txizzle (@txizzle)
31st March 2012, 10:29
FA: say kimi, do you fancy a challenge?
KR: like what?
FA: scoring a victory in this years ferrari!
KR: yeah right….when pigs fly!
Adam (@swansf1)
31st March 2012, 10:30
FA: Sooo, er, do you come here often?
Simon
31st March 2012, 10:31
FA: So um…do you want to come back to my place?
James Brickles (@brickles)
31st March 2012, 10:33
FA: “Don’t worry about Lewis, he’ll probably get penalised.”
sorin (@)
1st April 2012, 10:53
:))
Txizzle (@txizzle)
31st March 2012, 10:38
FA: see this “GTSMRT” on the license plate?
KR: yep!
FA: what do you think it means?
KR: In my case ‘got smart’
FA: why’s that?
KR: I left the ship [ferrari] before it sunk!
AndrewT (@andrewt)
31st March 2012, 10:43
Alonso: I was more than happy to take my hands on your set of flat-bill caps left behind.
Räikkönen: I was also happy to find the address of your hairdresser in our motorhome.
V2:
Alonso: Felipe told me that he would swap the registration plate on Lewis’ car, but isn’t that message a bit too harsh?
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys)
31st March 2012, 10:43
“I don’t know what you’re complaining about, Fernando. This is how I had to sit in the F60.”
Dan Thorn (@dan-thorn)
31st March 2012, 10:46
Fernando: “I always wondered why so many people think the sun shines out of your ****, but now I can see they meant it literally.”
Gandalf
31st March 2012, 10:47
Some think the light shines out of your ****!!!!
Ken
31st March 2012, 10:48
Alonso: kimi?
KR: …
FA: hey kimi
KR: ….
FA: Pssss kimi hey kimi
KR:
FA: KIMI!!!
KR: …what?
FA: you not hear me I’ve been calling you for ages!
KR; I was taking a ****.
James Brickles (@brickles)
31st March 2012, 10:49
KR: “How’s the car?”
FA: “Drives like an ice cream van”
KR: “So pretty good then?”
Picasso 1.9D FTW (@picasso-19d-ftw)
31st March 2012, 11:45
now that one I like!
Cyclops_PL (@cyclops_pl)
31st March 2012, 10:51
Alonso: So we swtich places, you’ll get my Ferrari and I’m getting your Lotus, right?
Kimi: Err…
Alonso: We have working fridge.
Kimi: Deal.
MahavirShah (@mahavirshah)
31st March 2012, 10:55
“No Kimi, we are NOT like Starsky and Hutch”
FLIG
31st March 2012, 11:34
thumbs up for this one.
doodie111 (@doodie111)
31st March 2012, 10:56
FA: What are you smoking?
Pink Peril (@pink-peril)
1st April 2012, 1:54
Is that a bong in your hand or are you just happy to see me?
Craig
31st March 2012, 11:03
FA: “Is that a headlight between your legs, or are you just pleased to see me?”
Nixon (@nixon)
31st March 2012, 11:07
Alonso: hello kimi
kimi: …
Rupert Richardson
31st March 2012, 11:08
Shame Lewis only sent a car, instead of coming himself. Typical, though…
James (@jamesf1)
31st March 2012, 11:18
Fernando couldn’t be sure if he was talking to Kimi, or a Madame Tausaud’s masterpiece.
IDR (@idr)
31st March 2012, 11:21
Kimi: Nice car!
Alonso: Absolute!
Kimi: err… No, just an energy drink.
BBQ1
31st March 2012, 18:21
LMAO ……. Nice one :)
me262
1st April 2012, 9:59
haha took me a while but nice one
rty400
31st March 2012, 11:23
FA: Kimi, I want to try rallying. What do you think?
KR: hmmm… In F1, I was enjoying my ice cream. In rally, I was digging the ice and sometimes having a **** in the woods.
caci99 (@)
31st March 2012, 11:24
FA: Shouldn’t Lewis be with us in the pilots parade?
KR: Maybe he’s taking a ….
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys)
31st March 2012, 11:29
“Kimi, for all I know, you could be a wax figure and I wouldn’t know the diff…er…ence. Huh. I see what you did there.”
me262
31st March 2012, 11:35
FA: I knew you would be back….I swear it was Santander they were behind this whole ‘me in you out’ thing…I WANTED to be your team mate be a team……C’mon Kimi say SOMETHING…
FR: I wish i was at a media conference (smirk)
James Brickles (@brickles)
31st March 2012, 11:44
FA: “You look familiar… Did you shave your beard Nick?”
Thecollaroyboys (@thecollaroyboys)
31st March 2012, 11:49
Hey Kimi, I know you’re a relaxed sort of guy but bringing your bong to the track is crossing the line.
kimrogue (@kimrogue)
31st March 2012, 12:08
You beat me to it!
Picasso 1.9D FTW (@picasso-19d-ftw)
31st March 2012, 11:52
FA: Remember 2007?
KR: Yes. There was you, me, and Lewis inbetween us. Perfect.
dysthanasiac (@)
31st March 2012, 11:58
KR: “Yeah, I showed up, and they just pretty much handed me a Championship. What, is it not like that anymore?”
Dane DI Pierro
31st March 2012, 11:58
With Massa so far back during the races, Lewis instead took the opportunity to run into Kimi and Alonso during their grid walk.
James Brickles (@brickles)
31st March 2012, 12:23
Good one ;)
Dom (@3dom)
31st March 2012, 11:59
FA: headlight burning your butt?
KR: yeah, I.. think we should.. get up
JCF1 (@jcf1)
31st March 2012, 12:01
ALO: What on earth are you doing?
RAI: Im having a ****
JCF1 (@jcf1)
1st April 2012, 0:08
Strang how my comment was edited from ending with “sh” to “****” someone has assumed i would dare imply a swear. i in fact meant to type “show”…..of course……naturally.
Fer no.65 (@fer-no65)
31st March 2012, 12:06
Kimi: “look! I’m a statue…”
Alo: “I knew that already…”
cjpdk (@cjpdk)
31st March 2012, 12:12
ALO: Nice to see you, Kimster! How’re you doing?
RAI: *thousand-yard stare*
Anthony
31st March 2012, 12:14
Kimi and Alonso had an uncomfortable feeling thinking about having Lewis this close behind them.
kimrogue (@kimrogue)
31st March 2012, 12:16
FA: I feel like we are on a merry-go-round….McLaren-Ferrari-Renault. Don’t you?
KR: What? I’m in a Renault now? Why didn’t someone tell me?
Tino (@tinohoinach)
31st March 2012, 12:24
FA: How did y fell when starting 17th ?
KR: …Nothing…
FA: What are u thinking ?
KR: er…….nothing
FA: u r not change anything, style, face, emtions….nice to see u back…
KR: u too. talk like women…
James Brickles (@brickles)
31st March 2012, 12:25
Fernando: “What’s up Kimi?”
Kimi: “This drink tastes like headlight fluid!”
A bit of an obscure one but for those who have heard of a group called ‘Rooster Teeth,’ then you’ll understand what I’m on about.
Fer no.65 (@fer-no65)
31st March 2012, 14:34
off topic, but @brickles I seem to remember your name from somewhere… BAT, perhaps?
James Brickles (@brickles)
31st March 2012, 18:39
That will be me :)
Fer Morcillo?
sw6569 (@sw6569)
31st March 2012, 12:33
All we need now is a GQ photographer
mark
31st March 2012, 12:40
Dude, looks like your smoking a bong.
FlyingLobster27
31st March 2012, 12:45
Lewis’s slow getaway in Australia explained.
Master firelee (@master-firelee)
31st March 2012, 12:47
FA: “Kimi If You sit there long enough you might melt”
KR: “yep”.
Jake (@jakehardyf1)
31st March 2012, 12:49
*Alonso slams hand on bonnet*
“Why the hell didn’t I get an icecream huh?”
*Kimi grins*
JCF1 (@jcf1)
1st April 2012, 0:14
Thumbs up
John
31st March 2012, 12:50
Alonso:”Tock to meee!…pleaze”
DASMAN (@dasman)
31st March 2012, 12:51
How many Formula 1 drivers does it take to change a headlight?
The Limit
31st March 2012, 12:55
Fernando: Yeah, things are alot better for me now. I have a team mate that does what he is told, I am a single man again, and I have moved back to Spain to be closer to my family.
Kimi: Yeah but it cost you how much in back taxes?
Fernando: About half what it cost Ron Dennis in 2007 when I shopped him to the FIA! hA hA hA.
Eric (@fletch)
31st March 2012, 12:58
kimi….KImi…..KIMMMMMMMMIIIIIIII….Why won’t you talk to me :(
Rocky (@rocky)
31st March 2012, 13:03
Yeah well since they dumped you the cars been a dude anyway!
Rocky (@rocky)
31st March 2012, 13:05
dud
Rocky (@rocky)
31st March 2012, 13:06
dud wish we had edit control
finfun (@tengsja)
31st March 2012, 13:03
Alonso “Nice to have you back Kimi”
Kimi: “I don’t care”
TheJudge (@thejudge)
31st March 2012, 13:18
FA:Hey,Kimi,so how is that lotus faster than my ferrari? KR: No,Fernando,you can’t get my seat…
PhilEReid (@philereid)
31st March 2012, 13:19
FA – Kimi, you dropped a little drink on the floor.. yeah, right there where I’m pointing.
KR – Oups..
TheJudge (@thejudge)
31st March 2012, 13:21
FA:Hey Kimi,Hey!Hey Kimi! KR: Don’t talk to me annoying Alonso!
panos (@pan0)
31st March 2012, 13:33
you do realise “lewis hamilton” is written on this very car,right?
yeah,now let me be serious in front of the cameras,i have a reputation to preserve.
nini1066 (@nini1066)
31st March 2012, 13:39
Alonso…is it true that Skippy the Kangeroo is gonna be holding the chequered flag?????
nini1066 (@nini1066)
31st March 2012, 18:36
For all who do not know…Skippy the kangeroo is the most famous of all australian kangeroos who had his own tv program in the 1960`s or round about that time.
il Leone
31st March 2012, 13:42
KR:- Knock knock
FA:- Who’s there?
KR:- Ice Cream Soda
FA:- Ice Cream Soda who?
KR:- Ice Cream Soda people can hear me.
bradandcoffee
31st March 2012, 13:42
“Wait, why didn’t you tell me we were going back to wearing normal-sized hats?”
just.daz (@nemo87)
31st March 2012, 13:48
‘Kimi raikonnen, the golden balls of formula 1’
Umar Majid (@um1234)
31st March 2012, 13:49
They were discussing how the car they are sat on is better looking than the one they drive.
Kimi is thinking of punching Nandos nose, even if he does the ferrari nose will still be uglier
Dave (@davea86)
31st March 2012, 14:08
Due to the ban on in season testing, teams had to resort to using the drivers parade cars to validate the wind tunnel data for their prototype caps.
schooner (@schooner)
31st March 2012, 14:15
“Hey Kimi, any idea what country we’re in”?
JamieFranklinF1 (@jamiefranklinf1)
31st March 2012, 14:22
KR: No Fernando, I’m not going to sing ‘ice, ice, baby,’ with you.
Joey-Poey (@joey-poey)
31st March 2012, 14:27
Alonso: You wanna mess with this thing so it breaks down on Lewis during the driver’s parade?
Actascedin
31st March 2012, 14:34
FA: Hey Kimi, some things have changed since you last drove a GP. For example: if you see blue flags being waved, it means it’s starting to rain and you can come in for ice cream.
KR: This had better not be some scheme to take over my seat again.
FA: Of course not.
KR: OK, …..
Tiffoc (@tiffoc)
31st March 2012, 14:40
They want me to test this new toilet facillity, but it’s cramping my style…
Fixy (@)
31st March 2012, 14:44
Fernando: “So Kimi, there is a new rule introduced last year: you have to start between the fourth and fifth lights, and crash on the polesitter… you understand?”
davidhunter13 (@davidhunter13)
31st March 2012, 14:47
Alonso: C’mon man, gimme a shot of your bong.
Kimi: No.
A
31st March 2012, 14:56
KR: How does it feel to know that ferrari picked up three titles in my two years with them and nothing with you?
FA: eugh
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
31st March 2012, 15:04
Alonso: “What ARE you holding between your legs?”
Carrick Stonehouse (@cstonehouse)
31st March 2012, 15:05
FA: are we forgetting something?
KR: Like what?
*car flies past*
FA+KR: Oh bugger
F1Underground (@realf1underground)
31st March 2012, 15:06
Isn’t this fun sitting on car named for Lewis !
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
31st March 2012, 15:07
Alonso: “Why are we sitting in front of Hamilton’s showcar?”
Raikkonen: “…”
F1Underground (@realf1underground)
31st March 2012, 15:08
“GT SMRT” : Even the car’s number plate is telling Kimi and Alonso to GET SMART !
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
31st March 2012, 15:09
Alonso: “Kimi, GT SMRT and stop drinking. You know the rules…”
Raikkonen: “…”
Alonso: “Check the number plate!”
Dj xo2 (@dj-xo2)
31st March 2012, 15:19
Dude is that bong!!?
Postreader
31st March 2012, 15:48
… hey, are you listening to me?
michaeldobson13 (@michaeldobson13)
31st March 2012, 16:02
FA – If I painted this red…..
Ian (@gateian)
31st March 2012, 16:13
Alonso: “you see this bad boy? I could beat your lotus in this”
Kimi: “Whatever nando”
amazon
31st March 2012, 16:24
kimi: what is this deal what all the pay drivers fernando? F1 has changed a lot since i am gone.
Fernando: But still the guy with the fastest car will win the championship. How good is the lotus?
Kimi: it’s ok, but i will need time to put everything together.
fernando: look after the small detail.
like the ice cream deal. Remember the wife of ceasar not only must be good, it must seem good.
Kimi: get out of here, you start sounding like a pay driver yourself. May be petrov is right after all.
JM
31st March 2012, 16:25
“How you dooin’?”
UKFan (@)
31st March 2012, 16:30
Alo: So Kimi are we okay
Kimi:…
Alo:I got you fired.
Kimi:I got $US16 million, thanks Santander!
paxdog57
31st March 2012, 16:30
FA “Luca likes me better than you, Felipe and Michael”
robk23 (@robk23)
31st March 2012, 16:32
Alonso admires the light that shines from Kimi’s backside.
USARalph
31st March 2012, 17:08
“So… where can you get a good take-out pizza in Maranello?”
Serv
31st March 2012, 17:17
Fernando: This car isn’t going anywhere until I find out why Lewis brought that singing girlfriend back!
Kimi: Ja, that’s why I came back!
Ilan
31st March 2012, 17:36
kimi: open your legs and sit like this…now you know what it feels like when Lewis Hamilton comes up behind you in the pits.
markgibb45 (@markgibb45)
31st March 2012, 17:41
FA: “really the joke is on them as neither of us are Lewis Hamilton, yet, we’re sitting on his car…..lol”
KR: “……”
dam00r (@dam00r)
31st March 2012, 18:00
Hamilton on pole, what are your thoughts on that Kimi?
dam00r (@dam00r)
31st March 2012, 18:01
Alonso: Why are we presenting Lewis Hamiltons “Cars” vehicle?
Kimi: I don’t know. Just stay cool.
goofy (@goofy)
31st March 2012, 18:16
Kimi: “Don’t talk to me in the middle of anywhere”
Remy
31st March 2012, 19:20
FA: Kimi how did u manage to win a title with Ferrari man?
Kimi: Uhh, I don’t know man I was pretty much drunk the whole time and one day I was told I was the world champion.
FA: so you think I should drink and drive to win?
Kimi: Don’t know about you man, but the way the F2012 is handling it should have a drink.
Michael
31st March 2012, 19:25
Alonso: Come here often? Kimi: No. Alonso: Cat got your tongue? Kimi: No. Alonso: Looks like Hamilton is third…again. Kimi: Yes.
Adam Tate (@adam-tate)
31st March 2012, 19:26
FA: Once again I must thank you for coming back Kimi. Hamilton prefers hitting you from behind over Massa. He will never catch me now!
Nick.UK (@)
31st March 2012, 19:28
Alonso: ‘So how was rallying in Australia, Kimi?’
Raikkonen: ‘I don’t know.’
Doug Pike
31st March 2012, 19:46
Hop On ! This is probably the best ride we’ll have all season.
Remy
31st March 2012, 19:48
FA: Kimi, where is lewis?
Kimi: probably went to get a quickie from his singer girl friend
FA: damn, that lucky son of a gun
Kimi: i atleast have a bottle to hide my ……..
FA: Damn I can only cross my feet and hope no one is looking.
FA:
Remy
31st March 2012, 19:55
FA: Kimi look at me when i am talking man.
Kimi: sorry Fernando, My hangover gets worse when i look at red
FA: then how did you win a championship with Ferrari man?
Kimi: Get Smart Fernando, back then I wasn’t looking at red, I WAS IN RED.
John H (@john-h)
31st March 2012, 20:04
Lewis Hamilton looks different these days.
John H (@john-h)
31st March 2012, 20:06
“Put it away Kimi.”
David Shorago
31st March 2012, 20:25
Fernando: So Kimi, do you really believe sitting on top of a Sumbeam Tiger will make you Smart?
Kimi: Yeap!…and I want to see who is Victoria.
GB (@bgp001ruled)
31st March 2012, 20:57
Kimi (thinking) “You can stare as long as you want, I won´t aknowledge your presence!”
GB (@bgp001ruled)
31st March 2012, 21:00
Kimi (thinking): “No matter how long you stare, I won´t acknowledge your presence!”
alan93rsa (@alan93rsa)
31st March 2012, 21:27
Lewis probably thinks this is the only way anyone will get in front of him.
OEL F1 (@oel-f1)
31st March 2012, 22:06
KR: “Did you hear Mark saying you’ll be fighting at the front as long as you have a steering wheel in your hands? This car has four wheels to and even an engine I think. You want to have a go?”
FA: “Well why not, it can’t be worse than the F2012…”
Gagnon (@johnniewalker)
31st March 2012, 22:15
FA: How fast do you feel afters the Qualify?
KR: I am quickest
Ben
31st March 2012, 22:16
FA: Your so cool Kimi!
KR: I know right!?!
d3v0 (@d3v0)
31st March 2012, 22:16
My cap’s bill is so much flatter than yours.
verstappen (@verstappen)
31st March 2012, 22:44
FA: I always put a little sugar in Romain’s fuel tank
KR: I do the same. In mine.
Thecollaroyboys (@thecollaroyboys)
31st March 2012, 23:02
FA: Everybody know we F1 drivers have big cohones but man, that’s huge!
KR: You should see the other one.
Thecollaroyboys (@thecollaroyboys)
31st March 2012, 23:11
Knows
GeorgeDaviesF1 (@georgedaviesf1)
31st March 2012, 23:16
FA: I wonder if I position myself right, this could end up as a good caption competition shot?
KR: Yes
Seppo
31st March 2012, 23:31
…all we know is, he’s called the Stig!
J
31st March 2012, 23:54
Alonso: “remember the last time I held Lewis up like this?”
Kimi: “…remembering the last time my rear-end was parked on Lewis’s bonnet”
Robert Wallhead
1st April 2012, 0:56
KR: Wrong colour mate, but at least it will be faster than F2012.
macca1977 (@)
1st April 2012, 1:06
FA: Not fair Kimi, even switching teams I always end up with the uglier uniform.
amazon
1st April 2012, 2:26
alonso: kimi, glad to see you back in f1. How was the rally experience.
kimi: fine, but you had to pay for the ice cream, so i decided wasn’t worth it.
alonso: i see.
zimkazimka (@zimkazimka)
1st April 2012, 7:55
KR: Remember when Ferrari was a World Champion? That was me.
FA: Yeah. But you know what? Renault/Lotus Champion? Me.
ericyct (@ericyct)
1st April 2012, 7:56
Alo: Kimi, can I hv your seat at Lotus? The pace has great potential this season.
Kimi: Again? hmmhh…Let me think how much it cost for Lotus to do that.
Thepointis2
1st April 2012, 9:33
K ur excuse ?
A my boy can’t take HAM anymore in fornt so will get him when lapped
K my boy does in lap 1 !
A I know but also got KAR working for us
maiesky
1st April 2012, 9:48
little bit rude, but …
FA: We are in Melbeurne!. Are you going to have a s…t this time also?
KA: Yeah, just having, just having …
FA: Oh, that’s why you are so focused
Cj Sal (@stoph05)
1st April 2012, 13:12
FA: You look good in that black suit
KR: Ehh, I’ll look better in a red one.
Lenin
1st April 2012, 14:29
FA: So, I notice you are holding a spherical flask containing your urine?
jc (@senna729)
1st April 2012, 16:15
FA: Sup?
KR: …………..
FA: ……………
KR: Sup?
FA: …………..
PT
1st April 2012, 17:08
Fernando: What will your team be called next year Kimi?
Kimi: Let me see whether I’ll stay till then first.
Emre (@f1emre)
1st April 2012, 19:40
Can I be also an ICE MAN? Is this the way?
Rhys John
1st April 2012, 23:23
Alonso: Oi you look at me!!!!!!
Kimi: Oh No!
Marcin
2nd April 2012, 1:28
KR: …aah..that’s better…
FA: what did you do in my drink bottle?
Imad Ur Rahim
2nd April 2012, 8:02
Alonso: You know, Lewis Hamilton is a Mutant-X. He can change forms at will.
Raikonnen : Yeah! And he thinks that he can spy on us.
Alonso : Ha, ha! Some smart guy – he doesn’t realise that he has to use another car though.
Raikonnen : And what’s more – he thinks we are the ones who should “GTSMRT”!
MW (@)
2nd April 2012, 8:37
Alonso: “I’m not gonna lie, your water bottle is impressive!”
Jason (@jmwalley)
2nd April 2012, 16:23
“I can see your waterbottle is as big as mine.”
vho (@)
2nd April 2012, 17:27
FA: “I have a pair of cutters in my pocket. I’ll take the front brakes, you take the rear brakes. And by the end of the parade there will only be 5 WDCs this season.”
KR: “I’d hate to see what tricks you do to your team mate!”
matt wahab
3rd April 2012, 3:51
Kimi: Lewis looks strong this year.
Alonso: Don’t worry Massa will take care of him
SlackBladder1
29th April 2012, 1:21
Kimi: “OK, I got it, when he yells ‘BREAKS’ Bernie want’s us to put our feet down like this and grab our balls like this?” Alonso: “No Kimi we cross our legs grab ‘one’ ball while pushing on the bonnet like this!” Kimi: “Oh boy!”