Fernando Alonso, Kimi Raikkonen, Melbourne, 2012

Caption Competition 10: Alonso and Raikkonen

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Kimi Raikkonen, Melbourne, 2012

What did Fernando Alonso and Kimi Raikkonen find to talk about in the build-up to the Australian Grand Prix?

That’s for you to decide in our latest Caption Competition.

Come up with the best caption you can think of and post it in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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185 comments on “Caption Competition 10: Alonso and Raikkonen”

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  1. FA: So um…do you want to come back to my place?

  2. FA: “Don’t worry about Lewis, he’ll probably get penalised.”

  3. FA: see this “GTSMRT” on the license plate?
    KR: yep!
    FA: what do you think it means?
    KR: In my case ‘got smart’
    FA: why’s that?
    KR: I left the ship [ferrari] before it sunk!

  4. Alonso: I was more than happy to take my hands on your set of flat-bill caps left behind.
    Räikkönen: I was also happy to find the address of your hairdresser in our motorhome.

    Alonso: Felipe told me that he would swap the registration plate on Lewis’ car, but isn’t that message a bit too harsh?

  5. “I don’t know what you’re complaining about, Fernando. This is how I had to sit in the F60.”

  6. Fernando: “I always wondered why so many people think the sun shines out of your ****, but now I can see they meant it literally.”

  7. Some think the light shines out of your ****!!!!

  8. Alonso: kimi?
    KR: …
    FA: hey kimi
    KR: ….
    FA: Pssss kimi hey kimi
    FA: KIMI!!!
    KR: …what?
    FA: you not hear me I’ve been calling you for ages!
    KR; I was taking a ****.

  9. KR: “How’s the car?”
    FA: “Drives like an ice cream van”
    KR: “So pretty good then?”

    1. now that one I like!

  10. Alonso: So we swtich places, you’ll get my Ferrari and I’m getting your Lotus, right?
    Kimi: Err…
    Alonso: We have working fridge.
    Kimi: Deal.

  11. “No Kimi, we are NOT like Starsky and Hutch”

    1. thumbs up for this one.

  12. FA: What are you smoking?

    1. Is that a bong in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

  13. FA: “Is that a headlight between your legs, or are you just pleased to see me?”

  14. Alonso: hello kimi
    kimi: …

  15. Rupert Richardson
    31st March 2012, 11:08

    Shame Lewis only sent a car, instead of coming himself. Typical, though…

  16. Fernando couldn’t be sure if he was talking to Kimi, or a Madame Tausaud’s masterpiece.

  17. Kimi: Nice car!
    Alonso: Absolute!
    Kimi: err… No, just an energy drink.

    1. LMAO ……. Nice one :)

      1. haha took me a while but nice one

  18. FA: Kimi, I want to try rallying. What do you think?
    KR: hmmm… In F1, I was enjoying my ice cream. In rally, I was digging the ice and sometimes having a **** in the woods.

  19. FA: Shouldn’t Lewis be with us in the pilots parade?
    KR: Maybe he’s taking a ….

  20. “Kimi, for all I know, you could be a wax figure and I wouldn’t know the diff…er…ence. Huh. I see what you did there.”

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