Fernando Alonso, Kimi Raikkonen, Melbourne, 2012

Caption Competition 10: Alonso and Raikkonen

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Kimi Raikkonen, Melbourne, 2012

What did Fernando Alonso and Kimi Raikkonen find to talk about in the build-up to the Australian Grand Prix?

That’s for you to decide in our latest Caption Competition.

Come up with the best caption you can think of and post it in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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185 comments on “Caption Competition 10: Alonso and Raikkonen”

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  1. How many Formula 1 drivers does it take to change a headlight?

  2. Fernando: Yeah, things are alot better for me now. I have a team mate that does what he is told, I am a single man again, and I have moved back to Spain to be closer to my family.
    Kimi: Yeah but it cost you how much in back taxes?
    Fernando: About half what it cost Ron Dennis in 2007 when I shopped him to the FIA! hA hA hA.

  3. kimi….KImi…..KIMMMMMMMMIIIIIIII….Why won’t you talk to me :(

  4. Yeah well since they dumped you the cars been a dude anyway!

    1. dud wish we had edit control

  5. Alonso “Nice to have you back Kimi”
    Kimi: “I don’t care”

  6. FA:Hey,Kimi,so how is that lotus faster than my ferrari? KR: No,Fernando,you can’t get my seat…

  7. FA – Kimi, you dropped a little drink on the floor.. yeah, right there where I’m pointing.
    KR – Oups..

  8. FA:Hey Kimi,Hey!Hey Kimi! KR: Don’t talk to me annoying Alonso!

  9. you do realise “lewis hamilton” is written on this very car,right?
    yeah,now let me be serious in front of the cameras,i have a reputation to preserve.

  10. Alonso…is it true that Skippy the Kangeroo is gonna be holding the chequered flag?????

    1. For all who do not know…Skippy the kangeroo is the most famous of all australian kangeroos who had his own tv program in the 1960`s or round about that time.

  11. KR:- Knock knock
    FA:- Who’s there?
    KR:- Ice Cream Soda
    FA:- Ice Cream Soda who?
    KR:- Ice Cream Soda people can hear me.

  12. bradandcoffee
    31st March 2012, 13:42

    “Wait, why didn’t you tell me we were going back to wearing normal-sized hats?”

  13. ‘Kimi raikonnen, the golden balls of formula 1’

  14. They were discussing how the car they are sat on is better looking than the one they drive.

    Kimi is thinking of punching Nandos nose, even if he does the ferrari nose will still be uglier

  15. Due to the ban on in season testing, teams had to resort to using the drivers parade cars to validate the wind tunnel data for their prototype caps.

  16. “Hey Kimi, any idea what country we’re in”?

  17. KR: No Fernando, I’m not going to sing ‘ice, ice, baby,’ with you.

  18. Alonso: You wanna mess with this thing so it breaks down on Lewis during the driver’s parade?

  19. FA: Hey Kimi, some things have changed since you last drove a GP. For example: if you see blue flags being waved, it means it’s starting to rain and you can come in for ice cream.
    KR: This had better not be some scheme to take over my seat again.
    FA: Of course not.
    KR: OK, …..

  20. They want me to test this new toilet facillity, but it’s cramping my style…

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