Caption Competition 10: Alonso and Raikkonen

Caption Competition

Fernando Alonso, Kimi Raikkonen, Melbourne, 2012

What did Fernando Alonso and Kimi Raikkonen find to talk about in the build-up to the Australian Grand Prix?

That’s for you to decide in our latest Caption Competition.

Come up with the best caption you can think of and post it in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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185 comments on Caption Competition 10: Alonso and Raikkonen

  1. Fixy (@fixy) said on 31st March 2012, 14:44

    Fernando: “So Kimi, there is a new rule introduced last year: you have to start between the fourth and fifth lights, and crash on the polesitter… you understand?”

  2. davidhunter13 (@davidhunter13) said on 31st March 2012, 14:47

    Alonso: C’mon man, gimme a shot of your bong.

    Kimi: No.

  3. KR: How does it feel to know that ferrari picked up three titles in my two years with them and nothing with you?
    FA: eugh

  4. alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 31st March 2012, 15:04

    Alonso: “What ARE you holding between your legs?”

  5. FA: are we forgetting something?
    KR: Like what?
    *car flies past*
    FA+KR: Oh bugger

  6. F1Underground (@realf1underground) said on 31st March 2012, 15:06

    Isn’t this fun sitting on car named for Lewis !

  7. alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 31st March 2012, 15:07

    Alonso: “Why are we sitting in front of Hamilton’s showcar?”
    Raikkonen: “…”

  8. F1Underground (@realf1underground) said on 31st March 2012, 15:08

    “GT SMRT” : Even the car’s number plate is telling Kimi and Alonso to GET SMART !

  9. alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 31st March 2012, 15:09

    Alonso: “Kimi, GT SMRT and stop drinking. You know the rules…”
    Raikkonen: “…”
    Alonso: “Check the number plate!”

  10. Dj xo2 (@dj-xo2) said on 31st March 2012, 15:19

    Dude is that bong!!?

  11. Postreader said on 31st March 2012, 15:48

    … hey, are you listening to me?

  12. michaeldobson13 (@michaeldobson13) said on 31st March 2012, 16:02

    FA – If I painted this red…..

  13. Ian (@gateian) said on 31st March 2012, 16:13

    Alonso: “you see this bad boy? I could beat your lotus in this”
    Kimi: “Whatever nando”

  14. amazon said on 31st March 2012, 16:24

    kimi: what is this deal what all the pay drivers fernando? F1 has changed a lot since i am gone.
    Fernando: But still the guy with the fastest car will win the championship. How good is the lotus?
    Kimi: it’s ok, but i will need time to put everything together.
    fernando: look after the small detail.
    like the ice cream deal. Remember the wife of ceasar not only must be good, it must seem good.
    Kimi: get out of here, you start sounding like a pay driver yourself. May be petrov is right after all.

  15. “How you dooin’?”

  16. UKFan (@) said on 31st March 2012, 16:30

    Alo: So Kimi are we okay
    Kimi:…
    Alo:I got you fired.
    Kimi:I got $US16 million, thanks Santander!

  17. paxdog57 said on 31st March 2012, 16:30

    FA “Luca likes me better than you, Felipe and Michael”

  18. robk23 (@robk23) said on 31st March 2012, 16:32

    Alonso admires the light that shines from Kimi’s backside.

  19. USARalph said on 31st March 2012, 17:08

    “So… where can you get a good take-out pizza in Maranello?”

  20. Serv said on 31st March 2012, 17:17

    Fernando: This car isn’t going anywhere until I find out why Lewis brought that singing girlfriend back!
    Kimi: Ja, that’s why I came back!

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