Fernando Alonso, Kimi Raikkonen, Melbourne, 2012

Caption Competition 10: Alonso and Raikkonen

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Kimi Raikkonen, Melbourne, 2012

What did Fernando Alonso and Kimi Raikkonen find to talk about in the build-up to the Australian Grand Prix?

That’s for you to decide in our latest Caption Competition.

Come up with the best caption you can think of and post it in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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185 comments on “Caption Competition 10: Alonso and Raikkonen”

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  1. kimi: open your legs and sit like this…now you know what it feels like when Lewis Hamilton comes up behind you in the pits.

  2. FA: “really the joke is on them as neither of us are Lewis Hamilton, yet, we’re sitting on his car…..lol”

    KR: “……”

  3. Hamilton on pole, what are your thoughts on that Kimi?

  4. Alonso: Why are we presenting Lewis Hamiltons “Cars” vehicle?
    Kimi: I don’t know. Just stay cool.

  5. Kimi: “Don’t talk to me in the middle of anywhere”

  6. FA: Kimi how did u manage to win a title with Ferrari man?
    Kimi: Uhh, I don’t know man I was pretty much drunk the whole time and one day I was told I was the world champion.
    FA: so you think I should drink and drive to win?
    Kimi: Don’t know about you man, but the way the F2012 is handling it should have a drink.

  7. Alonso: Come here often? Kimi: No. Alonso: Cat got your tongue? Kimi: No. Alonso: Looks like Hamilton is third…again. Kimi: Yes.

  8. FA: Once again I must thank you for coming back Kimi. Hamilton prefers hitting you from behind over Massa. He will never catch me now!

  9. Alonso: ‘So how was rallying in Australia, Kimi?’
    Raikkonen: ‘I don’t know.’

  10. Hop On ! This is probably the best ride we’ll have all season.

  11. FA: Kimi, where is lewis?
    Kimi: probably went to get a quickie from his singer girl friend
    FA: damn, that lucky son of a gun
    Kimi: i atleast have a bottle to hide my ……..
    FA: Damn I can only cross my feet and hope no one is looking.

  12. FA: Kimi look at me when i am talking man.
    Kimi: sorry Fernando, My hangover gets worse when i look at red
    FA: then how did you win a championship with Ferrari man?
    Kimi: Get Smart Fernando, back then I wasn’t looking at red, I WAS IN RED.

  13. Lewis Hamilton looks different these days.

  14. “Put it away Kimi.”

  15. David Shorago
    31st March 2012, 20:25

    Fernando: So Kimi, do you really believe sitting on top of a Sumbeam Tiger will make you Smart?

    Kimi: Yeap!…and I want to see who is Victoria.

  16. GB (@bgp001ruled)
    31st March 2012, 20:57

    Kimi (thinking) “You can stare as long as you want, I won´t aknowledge your presence!”

  17. GB (@bgp001ruled)
    31st March 2012, 21:00

    Kimi (thinking): “No matter how long you stare, I won´t acknowledge your presence!”

  18. Lewis probably thinks this is the only way anyone will get in front of him.

  19. KR: “Did you hear Mark saying you’ll be fighting at the front as long as you have a steering wheel in your hands? This car has four wheels to and even an engine I think. You want to have a go?”

    FA: “Well why not, it can’t be worse than the F2012…”

  20. Gagnon (@johnniewalker)
    31st March 2012, 22:15

    FA: How fast do you feel afters the Qualify?
    KR: I am quickest

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