Caption Competition 10: Alonso and Raikkonen

Caption Competition

Fernando Alonso, Kimi Raikkonen, Melbourne, 2012

What did Fernando Alonso and Kimi Raikkonen find to talk about in the build-up to the Australian Grand Prix?

That’s for you to decide in our latest Caption Competition.

Come up with the best caption you can think of and post it in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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185 comments on Caption Competition 10: Alonso and Raikkonen

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  1. schooner (@schooner) said on 31st March 2012, 14:15

    “Hey Kimi, any idea what country we’re in”?

  2. JamieFranklinF1 (@jamiefranklinf1) said on 31st March 2012, 14:22

    KR: No Fernando, I’m not going to sing ‘ice, ice, baby,’ with you.

  3. Joey-Poey (@joey-poey) said on 31st March 2012, 14:27

    Alonso: You wanna mess with this thing so it breaks down on Lewis during the driver’s parade?

  4. Actascedin said on 31st March 2012, 14:34

    FA: Hey Kimi, some things have changed since you last drove a GP. For example: if you see blue flags being waved, it means it’s starting to rain and you can come in for ice cream.
    KR: This had better not be some scheme to take over my seat again.
    FA: Of course not.
    KR: OK, …..

  5. Tiffoc (@tiffoc) said on 31st March 2012, 14:40

    They want me to test this new toilet facillity, but it’s cramping my style…

  6. Fixy (@fixy) said on 31st March 2012, 14:44

    Fernando: “So Kimi, there is a new rule introduced last year: you have to start between the fourth and fifth lights, and crash on the polesitter… you understand?”

  7. davidhunter13 (@davidhunter13) said on 31st March 2012, 14:47

    Alonso: C’mon man, gimme a shot of your bong.

    Kimi: No.

  8. KR: How does it feel to know that ferrari picked up three titles in my two years with them and nothing with you?
    FA: eugh

  9. alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 31st March 2012, 15:04

    Alonso: “What ARE you holding between your legs?”

  10. FA: are we forgetting something?
    KR: Like what?
    *car flies past*
    FA+KR: Oh bugger

  11. F1Underground (@realf1underground) said on 31st March 2012, 15:06

    Isn’t this fun sitting on car named for Lewis !

  12. alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 31st March 2012, 15:07

    Alonso: “Why are we sitting in front of Hamilton’s showcar?”
    Raikkonen: “…”

  13. F1Underground (@realf1underground) said on 31st March 2012, 15:08

    “GT SMRT” : Even the car’s number plate is telling Kimi and Alonso to GET SMART !

  14. alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 31st March 2012, 15:09

    Alonso: “Kimi, GT SMRT and stop drinking. You know the rules…”
    Raikkonen: “…”
    Alonso: “Check the number plate!”

  15. Dj xo2 (@dj-xo2) said on 31st March 2012, 15:19

    Dude is that bong!!?

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