Caption Competition 11: Schumacher and Vettel
Caption Competition
Sebastian Vettel and Michael Schumacher swap notes ahead of this year’s Australian Grand Prix in today’s Caption Competition.
Between them they have nine world championships and 112 Grand Prix victories.
So what are they talking about in this picture? It’s up to you to decide. Come up with the best caption you can think of and post it in the comments.
Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.
Caption Competition
- Caption Competition 32: Hamilton and Moss
- Caption Competition 31: Pirelli and Mercedes
- Caption Competition 30: Mark Webber
- Caption Competition 29: Vettel in the RB9
- Caption Competition 28: Hamilton at Mercedes
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Image © Daimler/Hoch Zwei





KeeleyObsessed (@keeleyobsessed) said on 7th April 2012, 11:51
SV: I’ll swap you 1 look at my nosebox for 1 look at your front wing..
Umar Majid (@um1234) said on 7th April 2012, 11:53
The car is just way too good man, i actually dont need to do anything. shame it isnt like that this year…
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 7th April 2012, 11:55
Vettel: “I win two World Championships, and suddenly I’m taken over by this overwhelming desire to crash into whoever happens to be between me and a race win.”
Schumacher: “Yeah, I know what that feels like.”
AndrewTanner (@andrewtanner) said on 8th April 2012, 20:24
@prisoner-monkeys Very good ;)
spam said on 9th April 2012, 17:12
thats the best one so far
tattsbrah (@xbarrettmatex) said on 7th April 2012, 11:59
Vettel: “So I told him, ‘Mate, we’re both equals in this team!’ “
Victor. (@victor) said on 7th April 2012, 12:05
Hah, melikes!
ScuderiaVincero (@scuderiavincero) said on 7th April 2012, 12:10
This for sure :)
Hola said on 7th April 2012, 12:30
hahaha
DavidS (@davids) said on 7th April 2012, 13:23
haha!
d3v0 (@d3v0) said on 7th April 2012, 15:59
UNBELIEVABLE LOLZA
Snafu (@snafu) said on 7th April 2012, 17:44
hahahah
J-M Gagnon said on 7th April 2012, 22:03
win here
schooner (@schooner) said on 7th April 2012, 23:50
Wow! This is gonna be hard to top!
Mariano (@mariano) said on 8th April 2012, 1:08
best by far!
Sam B (@sb360) said on 7th April 2012, 12:00
MS: Glad I was out of the way, I think my front wing would cost a bit more to repair than Karthikeyen’s.
As a side note one of the suggestions that my spellcheck gives for Karthikeyen is Penny-Farthing, would HRT be quicker with one of them ?
Devil's Trill said on 7th April 2012, 12:02
Darth Schumacher: “Join me, and together we can rule the calendar as father and son!”
Mike (@mike) said on 7th April 2012, 15:56
Haha, that is so bad. Yet it is also the most awesome thing I’ve ever read. :D
Thecollaroyboys (@thecollaroyboys) said on 7th April 2012, 12:03
MS: it’s just a jump to the left
SV: and then a step to the ri..ii..ii..ight
MS: with you’re hands on your hips
Etc
Tango (@tango) said on 7th April 2012, 22:38
Oh my…. Dammit Janet!…
vickyy (@vickyy) said on 7th April 2012, 12:04
SV: My both fingers are talk of the town
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 7th April 2012, 12:05
Vettel: “Have you seen Lotus’ pit box? They covered the garage with sand so that Romain would know where to park it.”
Rob said on 7th April 2012, 12:08
SV: I swear my sunglasses were In my hand a minute ago.
alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 7th April 2012, 19:13
Continuity Errors: The failure of modern films.
BluNt (@blunt) said on 7th April 2012, 12:08
Germans: easily amused
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 7th April 2012, 12:10
Vettel: “Ten bucks says the winning caption has nothing to do with cucumbers.”
Schumacher: “Then how do you expect to win? Appeal to Keith’s sense of humour?”
Vettel: “No. His wallet.”
Keith Collantine (@keithcollantine) said on 7th April 2012, 23:33
@prisoner-monkeys I think this is the first ‘meta’ entry we’ve had – nice try!
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 7th April 2012, 23:59
@keithcollantine – So, about that bribe …
MahavirShah (@mahavirshah) said on 7th April 2012, 12:18
The underside photographer syndrome : Caused by an unimaginable urge to take pictures of the underside of things in order to reveal secrets hitherto unkonwn.
MahavirShah (@mahavirshah) said on 7th April 2012, 12:18
The underside photographer syndrome : Caused by an unimaginable urge to take pictures of the underside of things in order to reveal secrets hitherto unknown*.
BluNt (@blunt) said on 7th April 2012, 12:20
the issue of Barain is no laughing matter……….. apperently
Jamie Green said on 7th April 2012, 12:20
“Go on Michael, let me see those neck muscles”
matt90 (@matt90) said on 7th April 2012, 14:08
Nothing says psychopath quite like smiling with your entire face and neck.