Sebastian Vettel, Michael Schumacher, Melbourne, 2012

Caption Competition 11: Schumacher and Vettel

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Sebastian Vettel, Michael Schumacher, Melbourne, 2012

Sebastian Vettel and Michael Schumacher swap notes ahead of this year’s Australian Grand Prix in today’s Caption Competition.

Between them they have nine world championships and 112 Grand Prix victories.

So what are they talking about in this picture? It’s up to you to decide. Come up with the best caption you can think of and post it in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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125 comments on “Caption Competition 11: Schumacher and Vettel”

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  1. SV: I’ll swap you 1 look at my nosebox for 1 look at your front wing..

  2. The car is just way too good man, i actually dont need to do anything. shame it isnt like that this year…

  3. Vettel: “I win two World Championships, and suddenly I’m taken over by this overwhelming desire to crash into whoever happens to be between me and a race win.”

    Schumacher: “Yeah, I know what that feels like.”

    1. thats the best one so far

  4. tattsbrah (@xbarrettmatex)
    7th April 2012, 11:59

    Vettel: “So I told him, ‘Mate, we’re both equals in this team!’ “

    1. Hah, melikes!

    2. This for sure :)


    4. win here

    5. Wow! This is gonna be hard to top!

    6. best by far!

  5. MS: Glad I was out of the way, I think my front wing would cost a bit more to repair than Karthikeyen’s.

    As a side note one of the suggestions that my spellcheck gives for Karthikeyen is Penny-Farthing, would HRT be quicker with one of them ?

  6. Devil's Trill
    7th April 2012, 12:02

    Darth Schumacher: “Join me, and together we can rule the calendar as father and son!”

    1. Haha, that is so bad. Yet it is also the most awesome thing I’ve ever read. :D

  7. MS: it’s just a jump to the left
    SV: and then a step to the ri..ii..ii..ight
    MS: with you’re hands on your hips

    1. Oh my…. Dammit Janet!…

  8. SV: My both fingers are talk of the town

  9. Vettel: “Have you seen Lotus’ pit box? They covered the garage with sand so that Romain would know where to park it.”

  10. SV: I swear my sunglasses were In my hand a minute ago.

    1. Continuity Errors: The failure of modern films.

  11. Germans: easily amused

  12. Vettel: “Ten bucks says the winning caption has nothing to do with cucumbers.”

    Schumacher: “Then how do you expect to win? Appeal to Keith’s sense of humour?”

    Vettel: “No. His wallet.”

    1. @prisoner-monkeys I think this is the first ‘meta’ entry we’ve had – nice try!

      1. @keithcollantine – So, about that bribe …

  13. The underside photographer syndrome : Caused by an unimaginable urge to take pictures of the underside of things in order to reveal secrets hitherto unkonwn.

    1. The underside photographer syndrome : Caused by an unimaginable urge to take pictures of the underside of things in order to reveal secrets hitherto unknown*.

  14. the issue of Barain is no laughing matter……….. apperently

  15. Jamie Green
    7th April 2012, 12:20

    “Go on Michael, let me see those neck muscles”

    1. Nothing says psychopath quite like smiling with your entire face and neck.

  16. MS: This is what you will look like in 20 years time!!!

  17. Chris (@eddie4102000)
    7th April 2012, 12:28

    And then they made me their champion. Which was nice.

  18. SV: “Isn’t it time to finally get some proper shades dude?”

  19. To the tune of Bob Marleys jamin: We’re Germans, Germans, hope you like Germans too.

  20. SV: “It’s easy! Just get up early each morning, and put your towel on the top step of the podium!”

    1. Haha… I can just imagine them saying that.

      So stereotypically German :P

    2. hahaha, love this one

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