Sebastian Vettel, Michael Schumacher, Melbourne, 2012

Caption Competition 11: Schumacher and Vettel

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Sebastian Vettel, Michael Schumacher, Melbourne, 2012

Sebastian Vettel and Michael Schumacher swap notes ahead of this year’s Australian Grand Prix in today’s Caption Competition.

Between them they have nine world championships and 112 Grand Prix victories.

So what are they talking about in this picture? It’s up to you to decide. Come up with the best caption you can think of and post it in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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125 comments on “Caption Competition 11: Schumacher and Vettel”

  1. SV: ‘…..its like comparing cucumbers and oranges isnt it?’

  2. “This is my united states of whatever”
    (Schumacher just listening and laughing)

    Seb: He said I was a crybaby, and I was like, YEAH! WHATEVER!

    Theme song…

    Seb: And the F1 public said it was my fault and I was like, YEAH! WHATEVER!

    End theme…

  3. SV : you do fly with your wing on the straight
    MS : for sure and without redbull help so to say…

  4. hungaroringhitchhiker
    7th April 2012, 13:09

    “Wow Michael, you’ve taken so much care of your physical condition that you forgot to take care of your teeth !”

  5. “Can you BELIEVE all the money we get paid to do this??”

  6. Vettel: “So, does this make YOU Ralf now?”

  7. SV: ‘ yeah I watch Glee too….and everyone still thinks im straight! ‘

  8. VET: “So what’s happened with your nose?
    MSC: “…look, I have a lot of money, I deserve a bit of surgery!”

  9. MSC: You know if you want to be as good as me you have to now take a non winning team and win another 5 WDC.

    1. Haha, nice one! :D

  10. Newey says I have to eat these baked beans to improve exhaust gas flow to my diffuser.

  11. It’s Adrian, he’s on the wrong soup.

  12. Seven time Formula 1 world champion Michael Schumacher sharing a laugh with Pop Idol & RBR fan Justin Bieber

    1. or VET: ‘ she slapped me when I told her i wasnt Justin Bieber! ‘

  13. Sebastian: “Remember when it was you always winning?”
    Michael: “Ah, those were the days”

  14. (Read with a false german accent. ja!)
    Vell Michael, I have zis cunning plan.
    Ve vill take two German Panzer tanks, install ze Mercedes top-secret DRS system and fuel them vith ze special Red Bull formula to give zem vings. Ve vill blow ze opposition into tiny little pieces & ze very best part is that Mark & Nico won’t dare to protest ja!

  15. where’s the page on who won the last contest? I think I missed it!

    And my contribution to this one…

    SV: so yeah dude, i’m going for all of your records!
    MS: *thinks to himself if a frontwing is worth the keeping of records, concludes that it is, and plans to plough into seb next race*

  16. SV: Man, you’re looking fantastic for your age…
    MS: Thanks… well I’ve been working out!

  17. sv.why r u so slow? msc.i was never fast but it looks so,cause in my time there was no proper competition!!!

  18. SV- So,I overtake that HRT and then I don’t understand how the w-duct works?? ?
    MS- Hahaha,good one,almoast got me on that one.

  19. Michael teaches Seb the face to pull if the media ask him about another collision with a backmarker.

  20. Nice sunglasses, I can see myself right in front of me

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