Sebastian Vettel, Michael Schumacher, Melbourne, 2012

Caption Competition 11: Schumacher and Vettel

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Sebastian Vettel, Michael Schumacher, Melbourne, 2012

Sebastian Vettel and Michael Schumacher swap notes ahead of this year’s Australian Grand Prix in today’s Caption Competition.

Between them they have nine world championships and 112 Grand Prix victories.

So what are they talking about in this picture? It’s up to you to decide. Come up with the best caption you can think of and post it in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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125 comments on “Caption Competition 11: Schumacher and Vettel”

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  1. Vet: “..and he tried to blame ME!”
    Sch: “hahaha what did mein fuhrer have to say about it..?”
    Vet ” sent our manager down there didn’t he..”

    1. what did mein fuhrer have to say about it..?”

      @keithcollantine I’m not German but, isn’t this one offensive? I’d like to see what you think about it

      1. Don’t mention the war!

  2. xeroxpt (@)
    7th April 2012, 14:56

    We’re screwed! Right hAhAh…

  3. SV: “Because I use this finger to celebrate?”
    MSC: “Oh, really? I pose like this…”

  4. NobodyYouKnow
    7th April 2012, 16:10

    SV – And then he cuts across and ruins my race
    MS – Happened to me in Adelaide 94
    SV – …
    MS – And again in Jerez 97
    SV – Did you apologize for any of the incidents?
    MS – You know

  5. Sebastian: “Do you think you could tell those backmarkers not to get in my way?”
    Michael: “…sure…”

  6. VET: “I bet you he will lose from pole again…”
    Micheal: “Yeah LOL! That must be the talent and excitement the media are always going on about”

  7. SV: So yeah, I had to tell the team to build me a car that wasn’t better than everyone else’s.
    MS: Ahh, yes, I did that in 2005 as well…

  8. MS: I admired you, Seb. You are good in showing finger, be it win or lose.
    SV: Yeah!! Mike. Somehow, one of it naturally stick out for different occasion. Hee….

  9. Believe me! I’m gonna flash my finger this year ;)

  10. It all started in 2008, when I retired from the first four races and Gerhard told me to pull my finger out…

    1. and you weren’t there to help me like I was to help you after you crashed with Montoya (2003)

  11. “.. so then, I stormed into the garage insisting that he tried to kill me. He was so scared he kept his helmet on! Baseless and overblown accusations really keep the heat off!”

    “Ah, that’s where I went wrong, next time I’ll try the attempted murder angle, they’ll think I’m so insane that they’re bound to leave me alone!”

  12. SV: This photographer wants to know where my finger has been.
    MS: Looking at the standings, we can pretty much figure where you’ve been keeping it Seb.

  13. PJ (@pjtierney)
    7th April 2012, 18:00

    SV: “And then Mark called me a kid with no experience!”

  14. Sebastian: “Basically, I do the finger at a jaunty angle to try and be different from everyone.”
    Michael: “So you’re saying you’re number forward slash?”

  15. David Hodges
    7th April 2012, 18:17

    MS: This was the exact position I used when you were conceived my Son!

    1. …When I was in the club and already up to speed, while you were only just getting started in life. Luckily Sutil was far too young for it back then!

  16. “Tenner on Alonso leading after Malaysia?”
    “Oh come on, don’t be ridiculous!”

  17. Vettel “Why are we speaking in English..?”

  18. Vettel: “A few years older and you could almost be my Dad”

    Schumacher: “Yes but I have muscles, a wife, two children and 5 more titles than you”

  19. Schuey: Dont worry little waif, I Petronasman will guide you in your quest to become a 3 time Champ. Did my teeth glint when I said that???…

    1. Expecto Petronas!

      1. Schuey: You’ve certainly taken a step down this year.

  20. SB: Philippe Massa… Hahahah

    MS: hahahahahahahahah…..

    1. CarnivorousPope (@)
      7th April 2012, 19:52

      Felipe Massa

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