Sebastian Vettel, Michael Schumacher, Melbourne, 2012

Caption Competition 11: Schumacher and Vettel

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Sebastian Vettel, Michael Schumacher, Melbourne, 2012

Sebastian Vettel and Michael Schumacher swap notes ahead of this year’s Australian Grand Prix in today’s Caption Competition.

Between them they have nine world championships and 112 Grand Prix victories.

So what are they talking about in this picture? It’s up to you to decide. Come up with the best caption you can think of and post it in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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125 comments on “Caption Competition 11: Schumacher and Vettel”

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  1. *Advert*
    “Red Bulls new ‘Straw into your armpit’ drinking method certainly had the Germans amused”

  2. SV: Michael, I dont understand where you got that watch, you havent made it onto the podium yet!
    MS: Hehe, enjoy zis moment Sebastian, as I will enjoy my revenge…. at Turn 1 of the Chinese GP.

  3. Actually Michael, the Red Bull enema’s for Karthikeyan – but I can save some for Grosjean if you like.

  4. SV: ‘Is this drink at the right angle for good product placement…?’

  5. Vettel: “If Eddie Jordan comes into view, remind me to put my sunglasses on. I think his shirt will mess with my mind”

  6. She said I don’t need to wear the shades until I have wrinkles around my eyes.

  7. What in the world are you doing Michael?
    Ross said we might need new struts before the next race… so I’m trying some out. Look, look, this is my ‘Outta my way Sashay’.

  8. matthewf1 (@)
    7th April 2012, 21:51

    Wax on…wax off
    Paint the fence, Seb son

  9. F1 Fanatic get exclusive look at Bernie Ecclestone`s personal F1 snaps, but they all look all look a little,……shortsighted..:]

  10. SV – I like men in tighty whitey’s!!

  11. Schumacher laughs at Vettel saying he’ll beat his record…

  12. MS: yes as you can see I have complimented ze vatch wiv ze African bracelet to show that although on one hand i am like most Germans and depend on impecibble timing to get through the day with utmost efficiency, I also have flair and a crazzy spirit.

    SV: Flair is for the gays, take ze bracelet off and maybe you can drive like me!

  13. Oh, YOU’RE Michael Schumacher? I learned about you in history class.

  14. If you want to be in Petra Ecclestone’s next fashion show, you’ve gotta have the catwalk swing and hip swivel down pat.

  15. Ben (@unclerico)
    8th April 2012, 4:35

    F1 Driver: Heil Hitler!!!

    Other F1 Driver: I know right?!?

  16. MS: *smiles* Don’t come complaining to me (cry baby)…..

  17. S.V.: Some say that you have returned to F1.

    (sorry Michael, I’m your big fan, but it was impossible to restrain such commen.) :)

    1. Haha, one of the best comments so far IMHO.

      (Despite being a Schuey-Fan, too. ;) )

  18. SV: “Wenn ist das Nunst├╝ck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!”
    MS: “There were zwei peanuts, walking down the stra├če, und one was ‘assaulted’… peanut.”

  19. SV: Seriously Michael, the team owners actually expect me to drink this stuff! MS: And how much are they paying you? SV: Uh, not sure exactly, but it’s quite a bit. MS: Drink up kid, drink up.

  20. You lose that bloody great watch, Michael and you’ll gain 2 seconds a lap

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