Sebastian Vettel, Michael Schumacher, Melbourne, 2012

Caption Competition 11: Schumacher and Vettel

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Sebastian Vettel, Michael Schumacher, Melbourne, 2012

Sebastian Vettel and Michael Schumacher swap notes ahead of this year’s Australian Grand Prix in today’s Caption Competition.

Between them they have nine world championships and 112 Grand Prix victories.

So what are they talking about in this picture? It’s up to you to decide. Come up with the best caption you can think of and post it in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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125 comments on “Caption Competition 11: Schumacher and Vettel”

  1. It took Vettel a while before he realised it was a cartboard version of Schumacher.

  2. Cameltoe’s a bitch eh?

  3. SV: And this psycho reporter apparently uses a sneaky disguise to peep into drivers’ conversations standing right next to them with a camera hidden in his bag.
    MS: Haha, you’re kidding me, right?

  4. “If I’m the new Schumacher, does that make you the old Vettel?”

  5. Paul Piggott
    9th April 2012, 11:48

    Vettel: “I use this fingure when I win a race, and this one to signal to backmarkers who don’t move over”

  6. Vettel: “Michael, what’s this I’m holding in my right hand? I can feel it, but I can’t see it…”

    Michael: “Oh, that? 91 race victories, and… oh, move your hand like that again… that’s what she said.”

  7. SV: “You know that German DVD that DC said he’d watched? Well, I decided to rent it the other day and, despite being deeply disturbed by my mother’s role as lead actress, I must say your acting talents were as good as they come!”

    MS: “She was your mother?! I had no idea! She was a smashing actress, it’s just a shame her career came to a shuddering halt about 8 or 9 months after that film’s release…”

    (A few minute’s pause for piece-putting-togethering…)

    SV: “Dad?”
    MS: “Son?”
    SV: “DAD!!”
    MS: “SON!!”

    *Photo is captured*

    (SV and MS both embrace one another and walk off side-by-side into the Sepang sunset to a cover of Sister Sledge’s “We Are Family” performed by Kraftwerk).

  8. Ā«Sebastian, hol schon mal den Wagen!Ā»

  9. James Healey
    10th April 2012, 20:36

    MS: Lewis is going to hand you your ass on a plate this year mate, chin up…

    SB: How do you know?

    MS: Trust me, I know what I’m on about.

    SB: *mutters under his breath* I won two world championships..

    MS: What was that?

  10. SV : I just called him an idiot. Next time i’d punch him in the face.
    MS : Now you’re talking

  11. Bertland Imai
    11th April 2012, 5:00

    SV: C’mon who do you thinks going to win eh? c’mon …

    MS: HAH ha ha ha you da man Vetts, you da man! (Through gritted grin) cocky son of a b*tch …

  12. jacob.stanton
    28th April 2012, 18:49

    by the way I’m going to overtake you so I’m 1 champion ahead

    michel really well you wouldn’t want me to win another champion

    well that would do if you did

  13. SV:I’m taking over your record !

    MS:What are you saying i’m in the groove !

  14. Brianna Fuller
    21st June 2012, 14:14

    Vettel: I was taking a sharp left turn and as im going this big hawk swoops down and I get the best glimpse of it. It was quite unique and i was distracted for a moment until next thing i know, im thinking about our nine world champions! Yay!
    Schumacher: Oh reallly, talk about luck! and thats awesome, im so pumped!

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