This week’s Caption Competition involves the two Ferrari drivers.
Here’s Fernando Alonso showing Felipe Massa something on his phone during the Malaysian Grand Prix weekend.
What’s going on here? It’s over to you to supply the funniest caption.
A selection of the best will be featured in the daily round-up.
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Image © Ferrari spa/Ercole Colombo
Stephen Higgins
28th April 2012, 10:05
“Look very closely Filipe, I can make my thumb dissappear !!”
Pamphlet (@pamphlet)
28th April 2012, 10:06
Hey, Felipe, wanna see the betting odds of you winning the championship?
(HINT: 1000/1 as opposed to Alonso’s 16/1.)
Julian (@julian)
28th April 2012, 10:08
“See, I am faster than you”
Pathetic, I know, but I suck at these things.
Colm (@colm)
28th April 2012, 10:10
see I told you I beat angry birds
davidkhardman (@davidkhardman)
28th April 2012, 10:13
And this is where I jammed a potato up Lewis’s exhaust pipe!
MahavirShah (@mahavirshah)
28th April 2012, 10:14
Massa : Your’e kidding, Nico actually sang Baby one more time after winning in China?
Alonso : Yes, It went viral today. Look 2 million hits on youtube !
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
28th April 2012, 10:17
China was three weeks after Malaysia, so as good as this might be it wouldn’t be accurate.
MahavirShah (@mahavirshah)
28th April 2012, 10:24
Lol .. I missed the existing caption :) !
just.daz (@nemo87)
28th April 2012, 10:15
Mas: NO WAY!!
Alo: I’m telling you.. That IS Tulisa out of N-Dubz!
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
28th April 2012, 10:21
Check this out, this is Schumacher’s worst ever season to date!
AndrewTanner (@andrewtanner)
28th April 2012, 23:48
@nemo87 Bonus point for being topical!
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
28th April 2012, 10:15
You see Felipe, I am not only faster than you but I also have more followers!
Todfod (@todfod)
28th April 2012, 10:25
Alonso – “Look at that score in Angry Birds!!!”
Massa – “It looks ok…I think I might be able to beat that”
Stefano calls on the same phone-
“Felipe, fernando is better than you”
jin
28th April 2012, 17:09
the best comment by far
Lothario
28th April 2012, 22:28
Brilliant!! Though it should be Rob :p
ed24f1 (@ed24f1)
28th April 2012, 10:35
1. Alonso: “Here, I took a photo of my six tenths.”
2. Alonso: “See, I have more Facebook friends than you!”
3. Alonso: “So I borrowed your phone earlier and sent this to your wife.”
Ciaran (@ciaran)
28th April 2012, 10:40
(Seeing as it was before the Malaysian Grand Prix)
“Yes Felipe, that is Charles Pic ahead of you in the standings… no, it’s not a joke!”
Neel Jani (@neelv27)
28th April 2012, 11:58
lol, that’s a good one!
Matt (@agentmulder)
28th April 2012, 10:41
Alonso: I took this one last night when I went out and saw Kimi at the bar.
Massa: Is that a Ferrari lampshade around his waist?
woofie
28th April 2012, 10:42
A: Hey Fellipe…this is the top secret fetzer damper that makes my car faster than yours!
Avinash Puranik (@avinash)
28th April 2012, 10:42
Fernando: Hey Felipe, check this out…….
Felipe: Whats that?…..
Fernando: Its Checo signing the Ferrari contract……do you think i should post it on twitter or give it to Autosport??
socksolid (@socksolid)
28th April 2012, 10:55
Is this your wife, Felipe?
(tasteless I know but that’s all I could come up with :D)
ledzep4pm (@ledzep4pm)
28th April 2012, 10:58
Look Felipe it’s a text from Luca
Apparently I’m faster than you
Eggry (@eggry)
28th April 2012, 11:04
Nice try!
zicasso (@zicasso)
28th April 2012, 10:59
Alonso: Look, they are going viral about Bahrain stuff… we need a lot more protection when we go to Brazil.
Massa: Don’t say that in public, Nando. Barrichello will probably cry.
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys)
28th April 2012, 11:01
Alonso: “Bernie might be able to force us to come to Bahrain agaisnt out will, but I’m beating him in Words With Friends.”
F1George (@f1george)
28th April 2012, 11:01
‘See Felipe, more people support me on F1Fanatic than you!’
Eggry (@eggry)
28th April 2012, 11:03
“Look, LDM just fired you.”
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys)
28th April 2012, 11:07
Alonso: “Look at what I found on F1 Fanatic this morning!”
Autopulated (@autopulated)
28th April 2012, 13:48
Help, I’m stuck in a loop.
Enigma (@enigma)
29th April 2012, 0:09
Brilliant!
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys)
28th April 2012, 11:11
Alonso: “And here is Nick Heidfeld’s Bee Gees tribute band.”
Tiffoc (@tiffoc)
28th April 2012, 11:13
Hey! Felipe, isn’t that Pedro, on his knees praying to the statue of Enzo??? Or is it you?
Damon (@damon)
28th April 2012, 11:14
Felipe: Why is this guy naked and what’s the jar for?
Fern.: Hah, just wait for it dude!
James Brickles (@brickles)
28th April 2012, 11:18
That’s just plain wrong :P
Todfod (@todfod)
28th April 2012, 11:14
Fernando – “And that’s me taking a win, while you stuggled and finished outside the points.”
Felipe – “Thats ok… but it’s not going to happen anytime again”
Damon (@damon)
28th April 2012, 11:17
Alternatively:
Felipe: One man one what?? I don’t see a jar anywhere…
Fern.: Hrahrahrahra!
tattsbrah (@xbarrettmatex)
28th April 2012, 11:20
Fernando: ‘So it seems to me that Brazilians are quite good at making me happy in ALL sorts of ways.’
James Brickles (@brickles)
28th April 2012, 11:21
Fernando: “And this is me and Stef at the Wrooom festival”
Felipe: “Why are you wearing that massive wig?”
IDR (@idr)
28th April 2012, 11:26
You see, Felipe. Lotus also tells a driver the other is faster than him.
James Brickles (@brickles)
28th April 2012, 11:27
Felipe: “Nooooooooo! Them triple spikes! Gets me every time!”
Fernando: “That’s why it’s called the impossible game.”
zicasso (@zicasso)
28th April 2012, 11:28
Fernando: I have got the winning strategy for “us” to win.
Massa: Really? What’s that?
Fernando: You have got the simplest job, man. Stop every car coming behind you and when you see a red car you let it pass. In addition, if you don’t see the red car coming, don’t worry, someone will say on the radio “Fernando is faster than you”. Simples.
Maciek (@maciek)
28th April 2012, 11:31
Fernando: Look at today’s round-up “Kimi is faster than you”! Funny!
Felipe: Tsk – whatever man – that line’s been done to death.
matthewf1 (@)
28th April 2012, 11:33
Hey, look at this Felipe, even Tomita is faster than you!
Alan Castro (@alancastro24)
30th April 2012, 14:31
haha!!! now thats one good caption :D
LewisF1 (@lewisf1)
28th April 2012, 11:34
“Fernando shows Felipe his most recent texts from Stefano, about Felipe…and his contract!”
runforitscooby (@runforitscooby)
28th April 2012, 11:36
“I told you Felipe, it’s Q3 and my hopeless Live Timing still doesn’t work”
Mouse_Nightshirt (@mouse_nightshirt)
28th April 2012, 11:42
Alonso: “Want to see a funny joke?”
Massa: “Sure”
Text: “Knock knock”,
“Who’s there?”
“Alonso”
“Alonso who?”
“Alonso is faster than you.”
matthewf1 (@)
28th April 2012, 11:43
Ok Felipe, when I am in Q3 later, this is where you can follow the live timing :)
Maciek (@maciek)
28th April 2012, 11:46
nice : )
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
28th April 2012, 11:49
Or you might want to share with Lao (from the 2012 Chinese GP F1 Forum on BBC)
plutoniumhunter (@plutoniumhunter)
28th April 2012, 11:52
I’ve got porn.
sozavele (@formula-1)
28th April 2012, 11:53
Fernando happily showing Felipe the odds of him making it to Monaco, hence Felipe’s sad face.
sozavele (@formula-1)
28th April 2012, 11:55
Fernando shows Felipe the fotage of Q3 this year, only to Felipe’s confussion when he does not see himself.
runforitscooby (@runforitscooby)
28th April 2012, 11:56
#BernieTheKing ‘tell Felipe my 18yo gf can drive fster @Fernando#1@Marenello
sw6569 (@sw6569)
28th April 2012, 12:03
Look, I found Kimi’s remote control!
Biskit Boy (@sean-p-newmanlive-co-uk)
28th April 2012, 12:07
This angry bird looks just like bernie
Biskit Boy (@sean-p-newmanlive-co-uk)
28th April 2012, 12:12
And if you press your sunglasses on it and I hold by thumb up like this I can finally get four bars of reception!
Max Mosley
28th April 2012, 12:12
Fernando: Haha, look at this.
Felipe: What is it?
Fernando: Some English blogger called Keith Collantine making fun of Michael Schumacher’s rant about the Pirelli tyres.
Victor. (@victor)
28th April 2012, 12:26
‘Look, this is how champagne bottles look like today.’
Alehud42 (@alehud42)
28th April 2012, 12:27
Alonso: ‘This is what the WDC trophy looks like.’
SouthAussie94 (@mpj1994)
28th April 2012, 13:02
Felipe: “HRT are really racing THAT?!?”
semilost (@semilost)
28th April 2012, 13:04
See? I told you! Bernie is shorter than a six-year old!
Bogz
28th April 2012, 13:45
lol
Thecollaroyboys (@thecollaroyboys)
28th April 2012, 13:16
And this, Fillipe, is how you use Kangaroo TV – for later in the season, you know.
Thecollaroyboys (@thecollaroyboys)
28th April 2012, 13:25
ALO: and this is all that’s left of a rear Pirelli after 12 laps.
MAS: unbelievable! It fits in the palm of your hand.
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys)
28th April 2012, 13:32
Alonso: “Look what I found in an e-mail from Seb to Lewis!”
Vettel: “Dontcha wish your car was designed by Adrian Newey?
Dontcha wish you could finish higher than P3?
Dontcha? Oh, Lewis, Lewis, dontcha?
Dontcha wish your pit crew could get the job done right?
Dontcha wish they could get that tyre on tight?
Dontcha? Oh, Lewis, Lewis, dontcha?
Dontcha wish it was someone else passing ’round the outside?
Dontcha wish you could go another lap before your tyres died?
Dontcha? Oh, Lewis, Lewis, dontcha?
Dontcha wish you were smoother than Sean Connery?
Dontcha wish you were chasing World Title number three?
Dontcha? Oh, Lewis, Lewis, dontcha?”
MahavirShah (@mahavirshah)
28th April 2012, 13:53
@prisoner-monkeys : Awesome :)
Lothario
28th April 2012, 14:04
I can imagine that would be something that Vettel would say, he is Vettel..
mixwell (@mixwell)
28th April 2012, 17:17
this is epic. . :D
Todfod (@todfod)
28th April 2012, 17:20
That’s actually pretty funny. Way too long to win the caption contest though :P
Thecollaroyboys (@thecollaroyboys)
28th April 2012, 13:35
MAS: …she’s from the Ukraine, blonde, works as a doctor, and plays the piano. Go on, press “chat” She perfect for you dude.
Lothario
28th April 2012, 14:00
Felipe:- “Is that what Checo will look like in Ferrari clothing, **** he looks sick!”
Kylevin
28th April 2012, 14:06
Alonson: Look Felipe.. Honestly, this is the first time in F1F Caption Competition that all entry so far (4 pages) are not funny at all…
michaeldobson13 (@michaeldobson13)
28th April 2012, 14:12
Look! They’re making fun of us on the caption competition!
James Brickles (@brickles)
28th April 2012, 14:13
Felipe: “Did you just photoshop yourself on the top of the podium?”
Fernando: “…That’s not photoshop”
q85
28th April 2012, 16:00
winner surely
jin
28th April 2012, 17:21
awesome man, just awesome, losers that is ferrari
Mike (@mike)
28th April 2012, 14:50
Massa and Alonso have a laugh as Luca sends them a picture of the 2012 Ferrari.
Unfortunately it wasn’t a joke.
Osvaldas31 (@osvaldas31)
28th April 2012, 15:06
Alonso: “Watch and learn how to win in uncompetetive car!”
MarcusAurelius (@marcusaurelius)
28th April 2012, 15:06
Alonso: Here is that message from that fortune teller. He says I’m going to win in Malaysia!
Massa: Hilarious! These people are from another planet…
davey (@djdaveyp87)
28th April 2012, 15:09
Massa: Check this out!
Fernando: Nice t*ts!
ivz (@ivz)
28th April 2012, 15:15
ALO: Check out these F1 predictions, some nutter thinks I’m going to win and Checo will be second!!!
S.J.M (@sjm)
28th April 2012, 15:27
FA: “Hey Felipe, look! Ive got a higher score then you on ‘Angry Birds’! hehe”
Philonso (@philonso)
28th April 2012, 15:29
Alonso ‘let me just scroll down to the bottom of the table…’
evolutionut (@evolutionut)
28th April 2012, 16:53
lol
Todfod (@todfod)
28th April 2012, 16:59
Nice..
S.J.M (@sjm)
28th April 2012, 15:29
FA: Felipe, can you read this satnav? Otherwise we cant find the paddock…
FM: Ahh forsure, ….. there we are. I think
Buran (@buran)
28th April 2012, 15:47
And then I said to her…… I love you, too.
Randy (@randy)
28th April 2012, 16:09
*May be inappropriate, but anyway:
Massa: “Two girls and one cup? What’s the matter with that?”
ioannislalakidis
28th April 2012, 16:14
Fernando: Here is my knew girlfriend….incredible
Massa: Aaaa…is that the trophy for being 1 sec quicker?…what the heck, she don’t deserve it!!!!
Mike the bike Schumacher (@mike-the-bike-schumacher)
28th April 2012, 16:21
Alonso: ‘Look, my new b****….. i mean teammate, his name is Sergio’
SuperJ (@thesuperjesus)
28th April 2012, 16:25
Felipe, check out my new app. It counts down the amount of time you have left to drive for Ferrari.
Jacob Stanton
28th April 2012, 16:29
HEY! Felipe look how much faster my car is than your car
nikolaymk (@nikolaymk)
28th April 2012, 16:41
“Look at a video replay of McLaren’s pit stops!”
verstappen (@verstappen)
28th April 2012, 16:49
You see, I use @Prisoner Monkeys as my alias to stirr up all those fanatics!
d3v0 (@d3v0)
28th April 2012, 16:55
“Luca texted me asking if I’d prefer Badoer or Fisichella in the #2 car -which do you think?”
marsianwalrus (@einariliyev)
28th April 2012, 17:01
Fernando: Hey Felipe, apparently they’re not sacking you till the end of the year!
Felipe: And what are you so happy about?
Fernando: *smirk* Cause I’m faster than you.
BluNt (@blunt)
28th April 2012, 17:05
check this out felipe… lewis girlfriend and me have
something in common…… we both brazilians in close support
Jacob Stanton
28th April 2012, 17:39
HEY! Felipe lets see the standings between you and me the man in front will win 6000£ Felipe hey do you want me to be mr bean because you would not want me to because you HATE! me when I am.
henry.stanton
28th April 2012, 17:46
Hey Felipe, have you seen my bank balance.
Felipe, “Is that in dollars or lira”
MahavirShah (@mahavirshah)
28th April 2012, 17:49
Massa : So you think, The Secret is going to help me get my groove back Felipe ?
robk23 (@robk23)
28th April 2012, 17:56
Felipe, look! I breaded my cat!
Stefanauss (@stefanauss)
28th April 2012, 17:57
Alonso: “Take a look Felipe: This is Twitter, the only place where that’s me following you.”
Billy Plant
28th April 2012, 18:25
Hey Felipe, Look at Sebastian’s new hair do :)
dodge5847 (@)
28th April 2012, 18:37
look Felipe, Hamilton left himself logged onto facebook so I fraped him!
Steven Smith (@ragwort)
28th April 2012, 19:12
Look Felipe. Some nurk on Facebook reckons you’ll get your contract renewed.
NickTheGeek (@nickthegeek)
28th April 2012, 19:39
Only one cup… that’s mental…
Jacob Stanton
28th April 2012, 19:53
hey did you see the times because you would not be happy because my car was much better than yours was
ye so I did try my best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SirThiago
28th April 2012, 20:33
“-Hey Felipe, i took a picture of a podium for you to see how it’s like to be up there.”
Myriad (@)
28th April 2012, 22:17
Fellipe: “No seriously man! Listen to me – I am telling you; it was Hamilton who told Rosberg to do it! He’s behind everything!”
Bahrain – Rosberg got confused and pushed his mate Hamilton on the first attempt but got it nearly right the second time… ;-)
EricInUSA (@ericinusa)
28th April 2012, 22:18
“Check it out Felipe, Luca bobble heads on eBay!”
@HoHum (@hohum)
28th April 2012, 23:44
“Now that’s what I call a Brazillian”
AndrewTanner (@andrewtanner)
28th April 2012, 23:50
@hohum Good effort!
Gogog
29th April 2012, 0:23
Imagine finding that in your laundry basket.
omsammy (@omsammy)
29th April 2012, 2:06
Fernando: Look what I did last night
Felipe : in the car?
DK (@seijakessen)
29th April 2012, 2:19
Fernando: Hey look at all these stories saying you’re going to be replaced before the season is over Felipe!
Felipe: WHART!?!?
me262
29th April 2012, 5:36
‘ see look its gonna be a dry race, thats why everyone is going with a dry setup…’
anakincarlos (@anakincarlos)
29th April 2012, 7:25
Fernando: Felipe, check is out felipe, my phone yea, turns into a calculator.
Mariano (@mariano)
29th April 2012, 7:53
Fernando: The one with the whip is Bernie.
Felipe: Wow!
Brian (@makomvabt)
29th April 2012, 8:07
FA : so this is a picture of what they call a podium, and that’s parc femme where the top three cars park, and they give u champagne after the race
FM: what? and they have this ‘podium’ at EVERY race???
Thomas Makedon (@amyndas)
29th April 2012, 8:29
Felipe don’t look they’re taking pictures. Let’s pretend to be good buddies!
Nigel Bates (@nigel1)
29th April 2012, 8:39
I’m really sorry, Felipe, but I can even text faster than you.
BrawnGP (@brawngp)
29th April 2012, 9:24
‘look Felipe I got a load of points on wordfued with ‘looser’ tw and dw points’
‘I showed you a looser can score points in last race’
Jacob Stanton
29th April 2012, 10:34
“HEY! Felipe after malaysia I have won 1000000000000000000000000000£”
Felipe”is it italian because if it is I want to your credit card.”
Jacob Stanton
29th April 2012, 10:40
hey I’v took a photo of me on the podium and every one shouting my name while you were walking past in an grumpy way to the pit.
Nick.UK (@)
29th April 2012, 11:48
Alonso: Check it out, snapped a pic of Jenson’s misses looking bang tidy!
Bigbadderboom (@bigbadderboom)
29th April 2012, 12:38
Nando: Yeah this new App tests Reaction times.
Massa: Let me try that!
Nanda: Oh!
Massa: What:
Nando: App says are you asleep!
McBride (@mcbride)
29th April 2012, 13:24
“Yo, Felipe, check it out – I’ve got all McLaren’s secret documents on this here smart phone! So much more convenient.”
FER-nando FER-rari
29th April 2012, 13:34
“…And this is exactly how I got Piquet Jr to crash and allow me to snatch victory from you. See! Ferrari’s not the place I first started screwing your happiness!!! Now wipe that smile off your face!”
Anthony Keith (@dancingdad)
29th April 2012, 14:54
Alonso: Hey, look at this I can afford to watch the entire race live on my mobile with Sky Go.
Massa: Incredible, its at times like this I wonder what the poor people are doing.
Alonso: Well, in 5 hours they will be watching race highlights on the beeb.
Massa: Heh, heh.
Bernie: Mwhaaaaa haaaa haaa haaaaa
Jon Finn (@jon-finn)
29th April 2012, 14:59
Alo: Check this pic out – I photoshopped Hamilton into an HRT!
arowan (@arowan)
29th April 2012, 15:11
‘even spring rolls…’
context : http://foodonmydog.com/
hzh (@hzh00)
29th April 2012, 16:05
Felipe: Is that a warning message from Hamilton?! Oh no!!!
Fernando: Oh yes… But this year you should be the the one who knocks him out of the races.
itsthebloke (@itsthebloke)
29th April 2012, 17:45
Felipe: “Fernando – can you help me with this Draw Something game?”
itsthebloke (@itsthebloke)
29th April 2012, 17:46
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/f1fcaption.jpg/
arowan (@arowan)
30th April 2012, 12:56
brilliant.
zaakir (@zaakir)
29th April 2012, 18:07
Fernando : HaHa !Look at your points you’ll never be world champion !
zaakir (@zaakir)
29th April 2012, 18:09
Fernando:I’m the faster driver so you should always be behind me.NO MATTER WHAT !
massa:You gonna make me cry.STOP THAT!
Fernando:I wish lewis were here to see this
Lotus49 (@lotus49)
29th April 2012, 18:17
“I’m telling you Felipe, they are real and they really are that big”.
Angie Fuller
29th April 2012, 18:42
Massa: “Wow, I was wondering what the front of your car looked like, I’ve only seen it from behind!”
Biskit Boy (@sean-p-newmanlive-co-uk)
29th April 2012, 20:51
Felipe: Wow what a babe! Who is it?
Alonso: It’s Bernie’s new mother in law!!
Eric (@fletch)
30th April 2012, 0:38
Nice!
melthom
29th April 2012, 21:49
“Look closely, Felipe, it’s called a podium.”
xeroxpt (@)
30th April 2012, 0:27
Alonso: It’s mine but i can share it just a little bit.
hzh (@hzh00)
30th April 2012, 9:34
Felipe: Oh no!!! Is that a warning message from Hamilton??!!
Fernando: Oh yes, but this year try to be the one who knocks him out of the races.
stacey mccoig
30th April 2012, 14:42
What F1 drivers do when bored..- “Look I painted Hamiltons wing mirrors red! “
G
30th April 2012, 15:15
Alonso ” Felipe… see what Stefano is up to in this picture with Max Moseley? It could help your contract next year”
herowassenna
30th April 2012, 16:05
Alonso: Hey Felipe, check this video out, your wife proved I’m quicker than you..
M Ng (@madmo)
30th April 2012, 21:03
Hey Felipe have a look at this. Stefano says, I can drive both cars next season.
Chris (@limitedslip)
19th May 2012, 21:51
Look, I Photoshoped you into a HRT.
808Morgan
19th June 2012, 18:14
And this is Raquel in more cosplay costumes…
Kabir
15th July 2012, 13:32
Alonso showing Massa a pic of Hamilton and Nicole:
Massa : That sure is small!!!