Felipe Massa, Fernando Alonso, Ferrari, Sepang, 2012

Caption Competition 12: Ferrari team mates

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Felipe Massa, Fernando Alonso, Ferrari, Sepang, 2012

This week’s Caption Competition involves the two Ferrari drivers.

Here’s Fernando Alonso showing Felipe Massa something on his phone during the Malaysian Grand Prix weekend.

What’s going on here? It’s over to you to supply the funniest caption.

A selection of the best will be featured in the daily round-up.

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  1. Alonso: “Look at what I found on F1 Fanatic this morning!”

    1. Help, I’m stuck in a loop.

    2. Brilliant!

  2. Alonso: “And here is Nick Heidfeld’s Bee Gees tribute band.”

  3. Hey! Felipe, isn’t that Pedro, on his knees praying to the statue of Enzo??? Or is it you?

  4. Felipe: Why is this guy naked and what’s the jar for?
    Fern.: Hah, just wait for it dude!

    1. That’s just plain wrong :P

  5. Fernando – “And that’s me taking a win, while you stuggled and finished outside the points.”

    Felipe – “Thats ok… but it’s not going to happen anytime again”

  6. Alternatively:

    Felipe: One man one what?? I don’t see a jar anywhere…
    Fern.: Hrahrahrahra!

  7. Fernando: ‘So it seems to me that Brazilians are quite good at making me happy in ALL sorts of ways.’

  8. Fernando: “And this is me and Stef at the Wrooom festival”
    Felipe: “Why are you wearing that massive wig?”

  9. You see, Felipe. Lotus also tells a driver the other is faster than him.

  10. Felipe: “Nooooooooo! Them triple spikes! Gets me every time!”
    Fernando: “That’s why it’s called the impossible game.”

  11. Fernando: I have got the winning strategy for “us” to win.
    Massa: Really? What’s that?
    Fernando: You have got the simplest job, man. Stop every car coming behind you and when you see a red car you let it pass. In addition, if you don’t see the red car coming, don’t worry, someone will say on the radio “Fernando is faster than you”. Simples.

  12. Fernando: Look at today’s round-up “Kimi is faster than you”! Funny!
    Felipe: Tsk – whatever man – that line’s been done to death.

  13. matthewf1 (@)
    28th April 2012, 11:33

    Hey, look at this Felipe, even Tomita is faster than you!

    1. haha!!! now thats one good caption :D

  14. “Fernando shows Felipe his most recent texts from Stefano, about Felipe…and his contract!”

  15. “I told you Felipe, it’s Q3 and my hopeless Live Timing still doesn’t work”

  16. Alonso: “Want to see a funny joke?”
    Massa: “Sure”
    Text: “Knock knock”,
    “Who’s there?”
    “Alonso who?”
    “Alonso is faster than you.”

  17. matthewf1 (@)
    28th April 2012, 11:43

    Ok Felipe, when I am in Q3 later, this is where you can follow the live timing :)

      1. Or you might want to share with Lao (from the 2012 Chinese GP F1 Forum on BBC)

  18. I’ve got porn.

  19. Fernando happily showing Felipe the odds of him making it to Monaco, hence Felipe’s sad face.

  20. Fernando shows Felipe the fotage of Q3 this year, only to Felipe’s confussion when he does not see himself.

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