Caption Competition 12: Ferrari team mates

Caption Competition

Felipe Massa, Fernando Alonso, Ferrari, Sepang, 2012

This week’s Caption Competition involves the two Ferrari drivers.

Here’s Fernando Alonso showing Felipe Massa something on his phone during the Malaysian Grand Prix weekend.

What’s going on here? It’s over to you to supply the funniest caption.

A selection of the best will be featured in the daily round-up.

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153 comments on Caption Competition 12: Ferrari team mates

  1. zicasso (@zicasso) said on 28th April 2012, 11:28

    Fernando: I have got the winning strategy for “us” to win.
    Massa: Really? What’s that?
    Fernando: You have got the simplest job, man. Stop every car coming behind you and when you see a red car you let it pass. In addition, if you don’t see the red car coming, don’t worry, someone will say on the radio “Fernando is faster than you”. Simples.

  2. Maciek (@maciek) said on 28th April 2012, 11:31

    Fernando: Look at today’s round-up “Kimi is faster than you”! Funny!
    Felipe: Tsk – whatever man – that line’s been done to death.

  3. matthewf1 (@) said on 28th April 2012, 11:33

    Hey, look at this Felipe, even Tomita is faster than you!

  4. LewisF1 (@lewisf1) said on 28th April 2012, 11:34

    “Fernando shows Felipe his most recent texts from Stefano, about Felipe…and his contract!”

  5. runforitscooby (@runforitscooby) said on 28th April 2012, 11:36

    “I told you Felipe, it’s Q3 and my hopeless Live Timing still doesn’t work”

  6. Mouse_Nightshirt (@mouse_nightshirt) said on 28th April 2012, 11:42

    Alonso: “Want to see a funny joke?”
    Massa: “Sure”
    Text: “Knock knock”,
    “Who’s there?”
    “Alonso”
    “Alonso who?”
    “Alonso is faster than you.”

  7. matthewf1 (@) said on 28th April 2012, 11:43

    Ok Felipe, when I am in Q3 later, this is where you can follow the live timing :)

  8. plutoniumhunter (@plutoniumhunter) said on 28th April 2012, 11:52

    I’ve got porn.

  9. sozavele (@formula-1) said on 28th April 2012, 11:53

    Fernando happily showing Felipe the odds of him making it to Monaco, hence Felipe’s sad face.

  10. sozavele (@formula-1) said on 28th April 2012, 11:55

    Fernando shows Felipe the fotage of Q3 this year, only to Felipe’s confussion when he does not see himself.

  11. runforitscooby (@runforitscooby) said on 28th April 2012, 11:56

    #BernieTheKing ‘tell Felipe my 18yo gf can drive fster @Fernando#1@Marenello

  12. sw6569 (@sw6569) said on 28th April 2012, 12:03

    Look, I found Kimi’s remote control!

  13. Sean N (@sean-p-newmanlive-co-uk) said on 28th April 2012, 12:07

    This angry bird looks just like bernie

  14. Sean N (@sean-p-newmanlive-co-uk) said on 28th April 2012, 12:12

    And if you press your sunglasses on it and I hold by thumb up like this I can finally get four bars of reception!

  15. Max Mosley said on 28th April 2012, 12:12

    Fernando: Haha, look at this.
    Felipe: What is it?
    Fernando: Some English blogger called Keith Collantine making fun of Michael Schumacher’s rant about the Pirelli tyres.

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