Felipe Massa, Fernando Alonso, Ferrari, Sepang, 2012

Caption Competition 12: Ferrari team mates

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Felipe Massa, Fernando Alonso, Ferrari, Sepang, 2012

This week’s Caption Competition involves the two Ferrari drivers.

Here’s Fernando Alonso showing Felipe Massa something on his phone during the Malaysian Grand Prix weekend.

What’s going on here? It’s over to you to supply the funniest caption.

A selection of the best will be featured in the daily round-up.

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153 comments on “Caption Competition 12: Ferrari team mates”

  1. #BernieTheKing ‘tell Felipe my 18yo gf can drive fster @Fernando#1@Marenello

  2. Look, I found Kimi’s remote control!

  3. Sean N (@sean-p-newmanlive-co-uk)
    28th April 2012, 12:07

    This angry bird looks just like bernie

  4. Sean N (@sean-p-newmanlive-co-uk)
    28th April 2012, 12:12

    And if you press your sunglasses on it and I hold by thumb up like this I can finally get four bars of reception!

  5. Fernando: Haha, look at this.
    Felipe: What is it?
    Fernando: Some English blogger called Keith Collantine making fun of Michael Schumacher’s rant about the Pirelli tyres.

  6. ‘Look, this is how champagne bottles look like today.’

  7. Alonso: ‘This is what the WDC trophy looks like.’

  8. Felipe: “HRT are really racing THAT?!?”

  9. See? I told you! Bernie is shorter than a six-year old!

  10. And this, Fillipe, is how you use Kangaroo TV – for later in the season, you know.

  11. ALO: and this is all that’s left of a rear Pirelli after 12 laps.
    MAS: unbelievable! It fits in the palm of your hand.

  12. Alonso: “Look what I found in an e-mail from Seb to Lewis!”

    Vettel: “Dontcha wish your car was designed by Adrian Newey?
    Dontcha wish you could finish higher than P3?
    Dontcha? Oh, Lewis, Lewis, dontcha?
    Dontcha wish your pit crew could get the job done right?
    Dontcha wish they could get that tyre on tight?
    Dontcha? Oh, Lewis, Lewis, dontcha?
    Dontcha wish it was someone else passing ’round the outside?
    Dontcha wish you could go another lap before your tyres died?
    Dontcha? Oh, Lewis, Lewis, dontcha?
    Dontcha wish you were smoother than Sean Connery?
    Dontcha wish you were chasing World Title number three?
    Dontcha? Oh, Lewis, Lewis, dontcha?”

    1. I can imagine that would be something that Vettel would say, he is Vettel..

    2. this is epic. . :D

    3. That’s actually pretty funny. Way too long to win the caption contest though :P

  13. MAS: …she’s from the Ukraine, blonde, works as a doctor, and plays the piano. Go on, press “chat” She perfect for you dude.

  14. Felipe:- “Is that what Checo will look like in Ferrari clothing, **** he looks sick!”

  15. Alonson: Look Felipe.. Honestly, this is the first time in F1F Caption Competition that all entry so far (4 pages) are not funny at all…

  16. Look! They’re making fun of us on the caption competition!

  17. Felipe: “Did you just photoshop yourself on the top of the podium?”
    Fernando: “…That’s not photoshop”

    1. winner surely

    2. awesome man, just awesome, losers that is ferrari

  18. Massa and Alonso have a laugh as Luca sends them a picture of the 2012 Ferrari.

    Unfortunately it wasn’t a joke.

  19. Alonso: “Watch and learn how to win in uncompetetive car!”

  20. Alonso: Here is that message from that fortune teller. He says I’m going to win in Malaysia!
    Massa: Hilarious! These people are from another planet…

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