Caption Competition 12: Ferrari team mates

Caption Competition

Felipe Massa, Fernando Alonso, Ferrari, Sepang, 2012

This week’s Caption Competition involves the two Ferrari drivers.

Here’s Fernando Alonso showing Felipe Massa something on his phone during the Malaysian Grand Prix weekend.

What’s going on here? It’s over to you to supply the funniest caption.

A selection of the best will be featured in the daily round-up.

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153 comments on Caption Competition 12: Ferrari team mates

  1. Victor. (@victor) said on 28th April 2012, 12:26

    ‘Look, this is how champagne bottles look like today.’

  2. Alehud42 (@alehud42) said on 28th April 2012, 12:27

    Alonso: ‘This is what the WDC trophy looks like.’

  3. Felipe: “HRT are really racing THAT?!?”

  4. semilost (@semilost) said on 28th April 2012, 13:04

    See? I told you! Bernie is shorter than a six-year old!

  5. Thecollaroyboys (@thecollaroyboys) said on 28th April 2012, 13:16

    And this, Fillipe, is how you use Kangaroo TV – for later in the season, you know.

  6. Thecollaroyboys (@thecollaroyboys) said on 28th April 2012, 13:25

    ALO: and this is all that’s left of a rear Pirelli after 12 laps.
    MAS: unbelievable! It fits in the palm of your hand.

  7. Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 28th April 2012, 13:32

    Alonso: “Look what I found in an e-mail from Seb to Lewis!”

    Vettel: “Dontcha wish your car was designed by Adrian Newey?
    Dontcha wish you could finish higher than P3?
    Dontcha? Oh, Lewis, Lewis, dontcha?
    Dontcha wish your pit crew could get the job done right?
    Dontcha wish they could get that tyre on tight?
    Dontcha? Oh, Lewis, Lewis, dontcha?
    Dontcha wish it was someone else passing ’round the outside?
    Dontcha wish you could go another lap before your tyres died?
    Dontcha? Oh, Lewis, Lewis, dontcha?
    Dontcha wish you were smoother than Sean Connery?
    Dontcha wish you were chasing World Title number three?
    Dontcha? Oh, Lewis, Lewis, dontcha?”

  8. Thecollaroyboys (@thecollaroyboys) said on 28th April 2012, 13:35

    MAS: …she’s from the Ukraine, blonde, works as a doctor, and plays the piano. Go on, press “chat” She perfect for you dude.

  9. Lothario said on 28th April 2012, 14:00

    Felipe:- “Is that what Checo will look like in Ferrari clothing, **** he looks sick!”

  10. Kylevin said on 28th April 2012, 14:06

    Alonson: Look Felipe.. Honestly, this is the first time in F1F Caption Competition that all entry so far (4 pages) are not funny at all…

  11. michaeldobson13 (@michaeldobson13) said on 28th April 2012, 14:12

    Look! They’re making fun of us on the caption competition!

  12. Felipe: “Did you just photoshop yourself on the top of the podium?”
    Fernando: “…That’s not photoshop”

  13. Mike (@mike) said on 28th April 2012, 14:50

    Massa and Alonso have a laugh as Luca sends them a picture of the 2012 Ferrari.

    Unfortunately it wasn’t a joke.

  14. Osvaldas31 (@osvaldas31) said on 28th April 2012, 15:06

    Alonso: “Watch and learn how to win in uncompetetive car!”

  15. MarcusAurelius (@marcusaurelius) said on 28th April 2012, 15:06

    Alonso: Here is that message from that fortune teller. He says I’m going to win in Malaysia!
    Massa: Hilarious! These people are from another planet…

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