Jenson Button, Gary Paffett, Brands Hatch, 2012

Caption Competition 14: Button and Paffett

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Jenson Button, Gary Paffett, Brands Hatch, 2012

McLaren reserve driver Gary Paffett explains the finer points of handling a DTM Mercedes C-Class to Jenson Button.

The pair are pictured at Brands Hatch, where Paffett scored his second win from the first three races, giving him a 25-point lead in the championship from BMW’s Bruno Spengler.

Like Paffett, Button won the first round of his championship this year. But he has slipped back to seventh in the F1 points table.

It’s over to you to see who can supply the best caption for this picture.

A selection of the best will be featured in the daily round-up.

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106 comments on “Caption Competition 14: Button and Paffett”

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  1. Seriously man, she was this big!

    1. aniweta okosi
      2nd June 2012, 11:11

      Whose the taller Lewis or Bernie?

  2. Paffett: “So I stood on the pit wall at Monaco and just dropped the pit board numbers as Lewis passed”

    1. That’s the first one of these that actually made me laugh out loud.
      Well done.

    2. hahahahaha quality!

    3. UnitedKingdomRacing (@unitedkingdomracing)
      2nd June 2012, 21:09

      Great one, but sadly it doesn’t make sense because the Brands Hatch DTM weekend was before the Monaco GP.

      1. I know the timeline was a little out, but that’s what I saw!

  3. Recalling the Spitfire to stop those pesky Germans.

  4. This is where your mirrors are, you might want to check them in Canada this year.

    1. Brilliant. Winner right here

    2. Love it!

    3. winner :D

    4. brilliant! made me laugh out loud!

    5. outstanding!

    6. Hilarious!

    7. the best

  5. Whoa, Jenson this is not a big cake.

  6. Red Bull gives me wings, but I’d prefer it if they gave me a drive.

    1. Got my line, good one!

  7. Paffett- Looks like u need wiings this season!

  8. Paffett- see, i told you! My C-class is better than ur MP427!

  9. Monsters pitiful attempt to demonstrate a “Red Bull”.

  10. Jenson: That’s a very nice magic trick but you couldn’t pull an F1 drive out of a hat.

  11. Eddy Worthy
    2nd June 2012, 11:27

    Gary shows Jenson his best “Bernie the puppet master” impression

  12. …and once I got it out of the water, I realised it was a carper THIS big!

  13. Paffet: Me? Drinking? Never, just watch me walk this straight line….hic!

  14. Now THIS is what you call a winning pose!

  15. Matthew Woodhouse
    2nd June 2012, 11:29

    Spotted: Jenson Button seen enjoying a day out at Madame Tussauds…

  16. Parfett at a team owners meeting. “you are getting sleepy … You will offer me a drive. You will give me a bigger trailer than Jenson.”

  17. “So then I told Lewis, “Don’t push me, ‘cos I’m close to the edge!”

  18. And after thrace Webber just jumped in the pool like this.

  19. Gary Paffet shows Jenson Button how McLaren can improve their pit stops through the power of interpretive dance.

    1. Chris (@tophercheese21)
      3rd June 2012, 4:32

      Haha yes! Finally someone played the “Interpretive dance” card. Was waiting for that hehe.

  20. “I am now a corporate Vodafone McLaren Mercedes drone, I will do as I am told, and will say only what the team want me to say,”

    1. Perfect!!!!!

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