Jenson Button, Gary Paffett, Brands Hatch, 2012

Caption Competition 14: Button and Paffett

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Jenson Button, Gary Paffett, Brands Hatch, 2012

McLaren reserve driver Gary Paffett explains the finer points of handling a DTM Mercedes C-Class to Jenson Button.

The pair are pictured at Brands Hatch, where Paffett scored his second win from the first three races, giving him a 25-point lead in the championship from BMW’s Bruno Spengler.

Like Paffett, Button won the first round of his championship this year. But he has slipped back to seventh in the F1 points table.

It’s over to you to see who can supply the best caption for this picture.

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106 comments on “Caption Competition 14: Button and Paffett”

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  1. Paffet:”Jenson this is the gap between u and lewis in the standings”

  2. GP: “Hey Presto, Hocus Pocus, Abra Kadabra!”
    JB: “What are you doing?”
    GP: “…There you go, your own DTM, Jense!”

  3. GP: “And so this is the part where the stick the needles in right?”
    JB: “Yeah.”
    GP: “And then someone else will feel it right?”
    JB: “Yeah… Right, that’s what it does.”

  4. Jenson : Gary, What are you doing???
    Gary : It’s called the Ketchup Song ! Neat right ?

  5. its a very fine line Jenson !! keep your balance and tread cautiously

  6. Paffett: I’ve been practising for the trapeze ever since you stole any hopes I had of a McLaren drive. Time for a career change to the circus!

  7. so you see Jenson, those are my top 4 and you’re not there yet :)

  8. I’m the master of puppets, you should try with your mechs …

  9. If you put your arms out like this it will improve your car balance, Jenson.

  10. “That’s pretty good Paffett, now lift up your other foot.”

  11. Button begins to look worried as Paffett starts to describe last nights antics…

  12. You really are the mclaren puppet aren’t you Gary?

    That’s why I got a drive in 2010 and you didn’t. Now get back in the simulator!

  13. Show me the money!!!!!

  14. Fernando Alonso: “I have it in writing from Jenson that if I am still leading the championship after Monaco, he and Gary will act out any scene from the movie of my choice. So, Jenson, Gary – let’s see the scene between Jack and Rose on the bow of the Titanic. Whenever you’re ready.”

  15. JB to GP: “See…if you had pockets your arms wouldn’t do that.”

    1. Martin Sonntag
      3rd June 2012, 6:38

      hahahah i like it

  16. FlyingLobster27
    2nd June 2012, 13:34

    Unseen interviewer: “So Jenson, which Mercedes team will be the first to win two races?”
    Gary butts in, raising arms triumphantly: “Easy, HWA!”

    1. Haha this is my winner :D

  17. Lewis Hamilton (Offshot): “I just want to tell you both, good luck we’re all counting on you”

  18. Button looks on in shock as Paffett adds actions to his favorite song: “I believe I can fly”

  19. Gary Paffett was seen doing a Mark Webber in Valencia impression during the Brands Hatch DTM race. Jenson Button was surprisingly impressed

  20. Girls, mate… girls everywhere!

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