Jenson Button, Gary Paffett, Brands Hatch, 2012

Caption Competition 14: Button and Paffett

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Jenson Button, Gary Paffett, Brands Hatch, 2012

McLaren reserve driver Gary Paffett explains the finer points of handling a DTM Mercedes C-Class to Jenson Button.

The pair are pictured at Brands Hatch, where Paffett scored his second win from the first three races, giving him a 25-point lead in the championship from BMW’s Bruno Spengler.

Like Paffett, Button won the first round of his championship this year. But he has slipped back to seventh in the F1 points table.

It’s over to you to see who can supply the best caption for this picture.

A selection of the best will be featured in the daily round-up.

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106 comments on “Caption Competition 14: Button and Paffett”

  1. “and this is how you balance the car, jenson”

  2. Jenson Button on the new McLaren freeze ray: First Lewis in his pitstops, then Gary, then the world!!

  3. Hell of a night man. The boys and I dropped some acid and I swear I flew down to the shops to get some ciggies……..but when I got back, I’d forgotten the ciggies….:.

  4. Look Jenson.. I can walk on water!

  5. Paffet: One day all this will be mine.
    Button: Yeah right, pull the other one!

  6. “Behold Jenson, my incredible invisible falconry skills!”

  7. ‘Chillax Jenson, I’ll get the car up to speed again.’

  8. Gary: “See JB. In the Simulator there is a screen on either side, very cool, but there is no sound so i make them my self like this, BVVVVVVVVRRRB”

  9. Jenson: hmmmm… Really Gary?

  10. “Jenson, you need to reduce the gap to Lewis by about this much in Canada”

  11. kowalsky is back
    2nd June 2012, 17:39

    Paffett: silence please.
    what are you saying? paffett for president? No thanks i just need a competitive f1 seat next year.
    Di resta’s would be good enough.
    Button: I think hamilton’s seat will be up for grabs as well.
    Paffett: Yeah right.

  12. Hamilton’s head, this big do you think?


  13. “#All we heeeere is – Radio Ga Ga”

  14. Gary, I don’t care how bad it looks, just test it

  15. Eddie (@wackyracer)
    2nd June 2012, 18:55

    Puffet: THIS is balance, i dont kno why is so hard for u to find it.

  16. Due to a mysterious illness, no-one was there to fuel Hamilton’s car for qualifying. Someone needed to step up. Suddenly Gary Paffett shouts

    “Stand back guys, I got this!”

  17. xeroxpt (@)
    2nd June 2012, 19:25

    Jenson: Gary, what’s the difference between this and the Mclaren
    Paffett: eh you know, it’s the BrrrRrrRRrrrrrR……

  18. Alex D (@thayerplay01)
    2nd June 2012, 19:25

    Unlike in your car, Jenson, I have cup holders here and here.

  19. “Have you ever ridden a Harley, Davidson? Oh, is that you…? I mean Button!”

  20. Matt (@agentmulder)
    2nd June 2012, 19:35

    Gary Paffet has finally been given a leading role within McLaren. He will star as zombie in the team’s rendition of “Thriller.”

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