Jenson Button, Gary Paffett, Brands Hatch, 2012

Caption Competition 14: Button and Paffett

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Jenson Button, Gary Paffett, Brands Hatch, 2012

McLaren reserve driver Gary Paffett explains the finer points of handling a DTM Mercedes C-Class to Jenson Button.

The pair are pictured at Brands Hatch, where Paffett scored his second win from the first three races, giving him a 25-point lead in the championship from BMW’s Bruno Spengler.

Like Paffett, Button won the first round of his championship this year. But he has slipped back to seventh in the F1 points table.

It’s over to you to see who can supply the best caption for this picture.

A selection of the best will be featured in the daily round-up.

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106 comments on “Caption Competition 14: Button and Paffett”

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  1. Paffett: “A DTM cockpit has about this much more space than an F1 car.”
    Button: “Perfect for someone like Montoya.”

  2. “Hey Jenson . . . . . catch me quick . . . i’m struggling for balance!”

  3. I believe i can fly, no

  4. …so he’s like this with angry townspeople chasing him away with pitchforks and torches….seriously dude,I can’t believe you’ve never watched “Frankenstein”

  5. Paffett shows Button how to find the perfect balance

  6. “Calm down folks! I believe it’s called a …’goatee?!’. He’s having a rough time since Melbourne, go easy on him, we all know a goatee helps a man in time of crisis.”

  7. G.P. “and then i was like look at me, NO HANDS down the back straight”
    J.B. well mate that’s probably why they didn’t give u the full time gig”

  8. xeroxpt (@)
    2nd June 2012, 22:09

    F1 cars are just sheer perfections. this cars just shake and wobble, you know like Brhrbrbrhrhrhbrbrrb.

  9. Jenson: Do you Tommy Cooper impresion
    Paffett: Ahahaha

  10. xeroxpt (@)
    2nd June 2012, 22:11

    I guess he is just trying to explain what its like to drive his Mercedes.

  11. ‘And then Martin said to me: you’re this close to a raceposition at McLaren’

  12. Paffett tops the invisible dj-ing championship

  13. thatscienceguy
    2nd June 2012, 23:27

    And now for my next illusion, i will make this car appear to levitate. I will need the help of my trusty assistant Jensonina for this one…

  14. This is how I normally find the right balance Jenson!

  15. “And this is how we used to drive with the F-duct!”

  16. John Fairbairn
    3rd June 2012, 0:42

    No, I can really fly, watch me.

  17. “I’m not just a DTM pilot, I also practice gynecology in my spare time.”

  18. Martin Sonntag
    3rd June 2012, 4:57

    Paffett: “Buttonsan remember deal.. must wash all the car then wax. Wax on right hand wax off left hand”

  19. Paffet: “So, during the race, I have SkySportsF1 on this screen, and chat up Jessy via Twitter on this one…”

  20. “So this year’s trophy cabinet will be about this tall. What about yours, Jenson?”

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