Bernie Ecclestone, Felipe Massa, Valencia, 2012

Caption Competition 16: Ecclestone and Massa

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Bernie Ecclestone, Felipe Massa, Valencia, 2012

Here are Bernie Ecclestone and Felipe Massa having a friendly exchange of views at the European Grand Prix.

What are the F1 tycoon and Ferrari driver talking about? It’s over to you to see who can supply the funniest caption for this picture.

Share your comedy captions in the comments and a selection of the best will be featured in the daily round-up.

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101 comments on “Caption Competition 16: Ecclestone and Massa”

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  1. Massa: I have beaten Fernando.
    Ecclestone: What? YEEEEEEEEES!

  2. Massa: “What are the odds of me driving for Ferrari next season?”
    Bernie: “Who are you again?”

  3. Julian Ware
    14th July 2012, 10:09

    It seems Maldonado is taking over your speciality. I’d go punch him and tell him to back off if I were you!

    1. +++++++++++++++++1

  4. I’m gonna punch you Felipe…

  5. Bernie: Felipe, there’s got a watch company that wants you to be the face of it

    1. Bernie: Felipe, there’s a watch company that wants you to be the face of it


  6. Bernie: I feel like punching myself for the money mess

    Felipe: Don’t worry oldie, my team feels the same about me!

  7. “…And at this eye I once got punched before they stole my watch!”
    “Doesn’t beat a spring knocking at my head at 200 kph”

  8. BE- Massa, u need strength to drive a Ferrari.
    Massa- But, my strength is with Alonso

    1. lol this^^

    2. Sviatoslav Andrushko (@)
      14th July 2012, 12:34

      good on)

  9. Felipe Massa: “Easy, Bernie. You can put your fist down; I’m not a German prosecutor.”

  10. After all the help I gave you to win the 2008 championship you still could not do it!

  11. Chris (@eddie4102000)
    14th July 2012, 10:19

    Massa: Bernie!
    Bernie: Remeber what Lewis said, Felipe: don’t touch me!

  12. ShaneB457 (@shaneb12345678910)
    14th July 2012, 10:19

    Bernie: Soooooo… how long do you think we will both get the sack?

  13. Massa – Hey Bernie! How did those little blue pills go?

    Bernie – Great it was like this!!!

    1. hahaha :D


    2. the best so far. lolz

  14. Bernie: “Touch my wig and I’ll give you a knuckle sandwich, son”

    1. Hahaha, that actually does look like he said it :)

  15. Bernie: This is what Ferrari will do to you at the end of 2012.

  16. Bernie: I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times; Tamara is OFF the market!

    1. This has my vote!

    2. If the price is right, nothing is ever off the market for Bernie, lol

  17. BE: stand still maybe if I give u another blow to the head it will bring the old massa back

    1. hahahhaha …good one

  18. Massa: Stay cool Berine baby, stay cool. You’ll get you fat pay check.

    1. Massa: Stay cool Berine baby, stay cool. You’ll get your fat pay check.

  19. davidnotcoulthard
    14th July 2012, 10:57

    Stefano Domenicali, from behind Massa: “Bernie’s going to punch you!!!!!”
    Felipe: “No, he won’t”
    Stefano: “Just look at his hands, can’t you see what he’s going to do?”
    Felipe: ” Nope. Besides, he’s got a…….”

    The picture was taken, and then……

    Bernie: “I’VE GOT A CRAMP!!!!!!!!!!”

  20. And Felipe, this is how I beat the Concorde Agreement out of them. Works for Race Organizers too you know.

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