Bernie Ecclestone, Felipe Massa, Valencia, 2012

Caption Competition 16: Ecclestone and Massa

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Bernie Ecclestone, Felipe Massa, Valencia, 2012

Here are Bernie Ecclestone and Felipe Massa having a friendly exchange of views at the European Grand Prix.

What are the F1 tycoon and Ferrari driver talking about? It’s over to you to see who can supply the funniest caption for this picture.

Share your comedy captions in the comments and a selection of the best will be featured in the daily round-up.

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101 comments on “Caption Competition 16: Ecclestone and Massa”

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  1. Bernie: “If you say ol’ man once more..”

  2. Bernie: “Leave my daughters alone or else..”

  3. Massa,. “Don’t worry Bernie. Relaaax,. We have cryogenics in Brazil,..You will God forever. “

  4. Bernie: Sorry Felipe but my fist is faster than you.
    Felipe: What di.. OUCH

  5. Bernie: This is what I’ll do if you don’t leave Ferrari at the end of the year.

  6. Felipe: So I heard Fabiana Flosi is 46 years younger than you. Why do you want to remarry at your age?
    Bernie: Do you want to race anymore or not?

  7. “BAM! Right there. And would you believe it? I convinced everyone it was a mugger and not my wife that slugged me.”

    1. CarnivorousPope (@)
      15th July 2012, 1:03

      Very good. :)

  8. Jerry Moore
    14th July 2012, 23:02

    Bernie: Felipe – How many times do I have to tell you this – You work for Ferrari – You ARE the number two driver

  9. “…and if the Germans try to arrest me I’ll go all Jason Bourne on them….” “You are insane, aren’t you?”

  10. Massa: Can you please ask Stefano Domenicali if I can stay just one more year!
    Bernie: I’lll show him a thing or two, Felipe!!!!

  11. Bernie: “I’ll hit hard you before the race even starts, then you won’t have to hit anything during the race”
    Filipe: “But Hitting things during the race is my favorite part”

  12. Massa:BERNIE!!!!Baby how are you?
    Bernie:If you say that one more time i will punch you.

  13. Massa: Bernie!! Baby!!!
    Bernie : STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!

  14. Massa: Hey dad.
    Bernie : %$^# off!!!

  15. Bernie: “Welcome to the has-been convention pal!”

  16. “Felipe, Bernie is stronger than you. Did you understand that message?”

  17. So Bernie — Me and Tamara have a bit of a thing going… She finds me just the right height, know what I mean? It’s getting serious, so…. ermmm…. how ’bout puttin’ in a good word for me at Ferrari, DAD???

  18. Ecclestone: I know you are getting better again. But remember santander doesn`t want you to beat Alonso…
    Massa: I know… money is more important than competition here… don`t worry…

  19. Ecclestone: I know you are getting better again. But remember santander doesn`t want you to beat Alonso…
    Massa: I know… money is more important than competition here… don`t worry…

  20. FM: oooo, so you’re still alive? :)
    BE: grrrrr … So you really want to lose that eye…

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