Mark Webber, Red Bull, Hungaroring, 2012

Caption Competition 17: Mark Webber

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Mark Webber, Red Bull, Hungaroring, 2012

It’s time for some more Caption Competition fun and this week’s subject is Mark Webber.

He’s recently signed a new deal to remain with Red Bull for 2013. But what’s on his mind here?

It’s over to you to see who can supply the funniest caption for this picture.

Share your comedy captions in the comments and a selection of the best will be featured in the daily round-up.

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98 comments on “Caption Competition 17: Mark Webber”

  1. “Urgh, smells like team spirit.”

    1. I think we have a winner already.

    2. Could this be a record? The first comment is the winner? :D

    3. Pure genius.

    4. mrblackboa (@)
      4th August 2012, 15:40

      hahaha, lol

    5. +1
      hahahahah xD

  2. To celebrate his new contract mark tries to impersonate at front of his RB8.

    1. Not a caption- He seems to make that face everytime someone makes asks him something true that he doesnt like.

  3. “So ‘Rosebud’ was his sled?”

  4. matthewf1 (@)
    4th August 2012, 10:14

    ‘hmmm….not bad for a number two’

  5. Interviewer: So Mark, not bad for a number 2 driver eh?
    Webber: erhhh…could’ve done better.

  6. I wanted “Not bad for Number 2 driver” on my 2013 RB Helmet, but they denied my request!

  7. lololol … as I posted, noticed the “number two” quotes above … and that’s not my caption btw! lol

  8. “… this is how I want my 2013 car’s nose to look! … heck of an improvement eh mate!!!”

  9. ‘As he looked towards his retirement from F1, Mark Webber considered a second career in Gurning’

  10. “I should have signed with Ferrari…”

    1. Paul Ogbeiwi (@)
      5th August 2012, 9:53


  11. On the advice of his team mate, Webber tried to obtain a few extra tenths by making his face slightly more aerodynamic.

  12. Well Fernando I know what you’re thinking. “Did He finish 4th or 3rd?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is an RB8, the most aerodynamic F1 car in the world, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

    1. As a massive webber and clint eastwood fan–

      I love it!! Pure classic and COTD!!

      When I see a man chasing a woman (WDC) with a hard-on and a meat cleaver (ferrari) I don’t suspect he’s collecting for the red cross!!

    2. BEST — great comment! Webber and Eastwood share some good qualities, don’t they? Add “…and would blow your front wing clean off….” to your comment??

  13. “And this year’s contender for the Archibald Prize is Mark Webber’s self portrait, entitled Thoughtful Sneeze.”

  14. I have that bitter taste Fernado always talks about.

  15. “Bloody hell, I feel like I’m forgetting something. It has something to do with number two and my contract, but all I remember is winning 2 races to Sebs sole victory..”

  16. No matter how much I squeeze I can’t make my chin shrink, look…

  17. Whilst negotiating another year with Red Bull for 2013, Webber also had to consider a surprise late offer from HRT.

  18. Should I become a clown?

  19. Now I warn you ladies,
    I can’t keep it in,
    I was born with a stiff,
    Stiff upper lip.

  20. David Lincoln
    4th August 2012, 12:19

    I wonder if Fernando is faster than I am…..

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