Nico Rosberg, Mercedes, Hockenheim, 2012

Caption Competition 18: Nico Rosberg

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Nico Rosberg, Mercedes, Hockenheim, 2012

Nico Rosberg shows off some of his other skills during a break in the action at the German Grand Prix weekend.

You know the drill by now: Share the funniest caption you can come up with in the comments and a selection of the best will be featured in the daily round-up.

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81 comments on “Caption Competition 18: Nico Rosberg”

  1. I hope no one notices my shoes match the ball…

  2. Nico got the wrong idea when Ross Brawn said that they weren’t achieving their goals on a regular basis.

    1. nice one.

    2. hehe.. nice one.

  3. “So I kick the ball as hard as I can, and the sensors inside it register the hit, which then sends a message to the computer, and the computer tells me how hard I can hit something measured in Maldonados.”

  4. Oooops I kick it again!

    1. @vickyy Nice one! I haven’t checked yet but I bet it’s the winner :P

      1. @andrewtanner , unfortunately no, even i thought i nailed it but there were better entries :)

  5. Britney was a bit confused when they told her you have to have big balls for F1!

  6. “It’s even easier to kick Michaels balls”

  7. It’s easier to kick balls driving a bad car than a good car.

  8. This is you Michael!

  9. Seriously… these tyre marbles are just getting ridiculous.

    1. Nice one :) !

    2. Ladies n Gents, we have a winner.

  10. ”Who is Messi?”

  11. Nico has his Grand Prix victory, now tries his hand at football

  12. Brawn: “While working on a device was meant to control the gravity around our car, we found other fun and interesting uses for it. Notice the blue cable connected to Nico’s belt… when set to INVERTED mode, the gravity zone around the subject is lessened to the point where it is possible for the subject (and objects within close proximity – Brawn points to the ball) to essentially float for a short while. Nico will demonstrate”.

  13. Nico seemingly did not understand mind games meant tricking your opponent, not levitating their balls.

  14. Here Ross, after your hilarious Mexican wave, I’ve got to see how you are at footy

  15. ShaneB457 (@shaneb12345678910)
    11th August 2012, 10:54

    Mercedes need to keepie-uppie with their development :)

  16. Nico demonstrating how he would prefer it if the tyres had a rounder profile again

  17. Look! It’s Kick-Ke Rosberg!

    Sorry, that was preposterous. No idea with this one.

    1. Brilliant actually

    2. yeah, i like that one a lot too @electrolite

    3. winner :)

  18. The reason why Schumacher has so many car failures: Rosberg always plays in Schumacher his garage.

  19. Rosberg plays football but gets into trouble with old man Schumacher, gets told to **** off down the road.

  20. New pictures show how the Williams pit fire really started.

    1. davidnotcoulthard
      11th August 2012, 16:54

      That would’ve been a winner…except that Keith said that it was from The Tilkedrome of Hockenheim.

      1. Thanks for stepping all over my entry, there should be a rule,only POSITIVE replies to entries.

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