Caption Competition 18: Nico Rosberg

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Nico Rosberg, Mercedes, Hockenheim, 2012

Nico Rosberg shows off some of his other skills during a break in the action at the German Grand Prix weekend.

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81 comments on Caption Competition 18: Nico Rosberg

  1. xjr15jaaag (@xjr15jaaag) said on 11th August 2012, 15:03

    Team to Rosberg: give the ball to Michael.
    That’s a good boy now.
    (would be better if Felipe was kicking it though)

  2. Tim (@gusty) said on 11th August 2012, 15:17

    Ohhh the hokee cokee! Ohhh the hokee cokee…

  3. Estesark (@estesark) said on 11th August 2012, 15:29

    Out of shot, Michael Schumacher was putting on a goalkeeper’s jersey and getting ready to face a few shots.

    “I’m always the number one in my team”, he said.

    /me gets coat

  4. Valentino (@valentino) said on 11th August 2012, 16:02

    “So what if he’s a seven time world champion and plays football, I play football too!!!”

  5. Box this lap Nico

  6. Rocky (@rocky) said on 11th August 2012, 16:14

    I swear heads will roll!

  7. Mads (@mads) said on 11th August 2012, 16:18

    Ross: “Nico, don’t let Michael get his hand on that ball, he is just going to break that as well!”

  8. Dane (@n0b0dy100) said on 11th August 2012, 16:18

    As Nico kicked the ball out of the garage he remarked “This is what I’m doing to Michael’s career.”

  9. davidnotcoulthard said on 11th August 2012, 16:44

    “The Innovations made by Petronas will, in the future, make it possible to store the F1 cars in a sphere the size of a ball used for football. Then, Mercedes can get more cash by letting the FA use the ball for this season’s FA cup final, before racing it at Silverstone.”

  10. OmarR-Pepper (@omarr-pepper) said on 11th August 2012, 16:56

    I’ll kick the oldie out Wuahahahhaa!!!!!!

  11. plutoniumhunter (@plutoniumhunter) said on 11th August 2012, 17:09

    Nico Rosberg, age 5.

  12. xeroxpt (@) said on 11th August 2012, 17:17

    Don’t look at the tyres look at me.

  13. foleyger (@foleyger) said on 11th August 2012, 17:29

    ” Michael may get the boot at the end of the yr as I have the Golden boots”

  14. icemangrins (@icemangrins) said on 11th August 2012, 17:46

    OK guys, the photographers are distracted. Life the nose cone now.

  15. Lothario said on 11th August 2012, 17:50

    “Pretend this ball is the head of the guy who wolf-whistled my girlfriend..” (During the suspended Silverstone qualifying, after Nico and Rs did the Mexican wave, Nico’s girlfriend popped onto the screen. Someone wolf-whistled her and Nico turned around as he must have heard! Haha :D)

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