Nico Rosberg, Mercedes, Hockenheim, 2012

Caption Competition 18: Nico Rosberg

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Nico Rosberg, Mercedes, Hockenheim, 2012

Nico Rosberg shows off some of his other skills during a break in the action at the German Grand Prix weekend.

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81 comments on “Caption Competition 18: Nico Rosberg”

  1. Nico Rosberg, age 5.

  2. Don’t look at the tyres look at me.

  3. ” Michael may get the boot at the end of the yr as I have the Golden boots”

  4. OK guys, the photographers are distracted. Life the nose cone now.

    1. ha ha lift

  5. “Pretend this ball is the head of the guy who wolf-whistled my girlfriend..” (During the suspended Silverstone qualifying, after Nico and Rs did the Mexican wave, Nico’s girlfriend popped onto the screen. Someone wolf-whistled her and Nico turned around as he must have heard! Haha :D)

  6. Off season, but on the ball!

  7. Rosberg Robot Shocker! Human-like android discovered recharging in Mercedes GP garage!

    Boss Ross says “It’s cheaper than the real thing, doesn’t whine as much and because it’s made out of old console parts it’s quite handy at FIFA 2012 too”

  8. You think im good? You should see my penalties!

  9. Nico works on his driving skills.

  10. ill teach you how to kick a ball with shoe , now please tell me how to kick schumi out

  11. Nico shows his Russian dancing skills when a ball is thrown at him. The person who threw it runs off leaving the only clue…”I beat Mansell and Senna in my first race win… beat Mr. Grip-No-Have and my loose tyre in yours”

  12. “let me show you what I have been doing to Michaels ECU when nobody’s around!!”

  13. The reason for Nico’s recent slump in form

  14. Nico Rosberg…caught moments before he fell on his butt attempting a bicycle kick during a promotional visit at a local tire store.

  15. Man with dot for face walks past Mercedes garage!

  16. “Come on Michael, where are your skills? …it’s more fun playing with Frank Williams!”

  17. Oops, I kicked it again…I gave you my heart, got lost in the game…oh baby baby

  18. “Well, if I had been in the starting lineup of Germany in the last Euro quarter finals, we wouldn’t have lost.”

  19. Ralf Machio eat your heart out.

  20. “That is NOT my helmet!”

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