Caption Competition 19: David Coulthard
Caption Competition
Former F1 driver turned BBC commentator and DTM racer David Coulthard has been in America doing a demonstration run for Red Bull this week.
This involved a visit from the Weehawken, New Jersey police force – and seemed a perfect picture for a Caption Competition.
So share your comedy caption in the comments below and look out for the pick of the best in the daily round-up.
Caption Competition
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- Caption Competition 31: Pirelli and Mercedes
- Caption Competition 30: Mark Webber
- Caption Competition 29: Vettel in the RB9
- Caption Competition 28: Hamilton at Mercedes
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Image via Red Bull on Twitter
dragoll (@dragoll) said on 18th August 2012, 10:07
DC: “I’m a racing driver, don’t you think I know where the steering wheel is…”
Gridl0k said on 18th August 2012, 15:43
First one wins it, for me :)
robk23 (@robk23) said on 18th August 2012, 10:08
“Who do you think you are, Lewis Hamilton?”
xeroxpt (@) said on 18th August 2012, 16:37
That’s because of those burnouts right?
PieLighter (@pielighter) said on 18th August 2012, 17:01
It’s a reference to how Stirling Moss got pulled over by plods for speeding or something, and the officer said “Who do you think you are, Stirling Moss?”. He didn’t realise who he was talking to.
James (@jamesf1) said on 18th August 2012, 20:53
Was actually a Citreon TV or VW Golf advert on in the 70s or 80s =)
Wojciech Lewandowski (@wlewy13) said on 18th August 2012, 10:12
-I know I was going a bit too fast but otherwise I wouldn’t have enough downforce…
-Mhm…
Mads (@mads) said on 18th August 2012, 10:20
@wlewy13
Haha!
Cyclops_PL (@cyclops_pl) said on 18th August 2012, 12:13
Masterpiece.
xeroxpt (@) said on 18th August 2012, 16:43
I really like this one, but i think I have a good one as well.
Officer: Son, you had the stereo too loud.
BBQ2 said on 18th August 2012, 10:12
Officer: “get in there buddy!”…..
DC: “wait a minute, I am DC” ….
Officer: “Well, here is NJ, and you got yourself a ticket”
Red Andy (@red-andy) said on 18th August 2012, 10:17
“Sorry to bother you, Mr Coulthard. Someone mentioned doughnuts and we thought we’d better check it out.”
Miguel Bento (@miguelbento) said on 18th August 2012, 12:21
Nice :)
apsiloritis (@apsiloritis) said on 18th August 2012, 13:34
+1
xeroxpt (@) said on 18th August 2012, 16:44
Very good.
melkurion (@melkurion) said on 19th August 2012, 10:20
Awesome!!!
AndrewTanner (@andrewtanner) said on 21st August 2012, 13:07
@red-andy Pretty good!
Mads (@mads) said on 18th August 2012, 10:18
Officer: “Yeah yeah excuses, excuses. Mr. Coulthard, this picture is definitely you, right?, and look at the speed of your car 205mp/h. And now look at the sign right there in the corner. It says 35 right? What do you think that means?”
f199player (@f199player) said on 18th August 2012, 10:29
DC: “Yes officer I saw the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you”
ajitaw said on 18th August 2012, 10:30
“Sir I have official papers from the Queen of Eng…”
“Queen of who?!”
Milos Zivkovic (@iamaflyingfinn) said on 18th August 2012, 10:32
Welcome back to America.
alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 18th August 2012, 10:32
We came down to check out your coke bottle. Can you tell us how it works?
Mads (@mads) said on 18th August 2012, 10:32
Officer: “You did over 200mph in a 35 zone. Who do you actually think you are? A racing driver?”
the_sigman (@sigman1998) said on 18th August 2012, 14:27
Nice one!
the_sigman (@sigman1998) said on 18th August 2012, 10:38
DC: Why do you arrest me?
Officer (Whiting): For causing a collision. So you will have a drive-through penalty.
DC: What is that?
Officer: What Pastor Maldonado does every race.
alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 18th August 2012, 22:43
Maybe you could do it like a fast food restaurant… Drive Thru Penalty (no advertising or otherwise intended)!
Ring Joven (@ringjoven) said on 19th August 2012, 19:41
nice!!! i like!!!
Osvaldas31 (@osvaldas31) said on 18th August 2012, 10:45
Officer: “Get into the car!”
DC gets into the car.
Officer: “Now could you teach me how drive faster, I want to be the quickest cop in road chases!”
Max Jacobson (@vettel1) said on 18th August 2012, 10:56
Where are your tail lights sir?
lynchie (@lynchie) said on 18th August 2012, 10:59
Cop : “Sir, we are stopping you because we believe your Jawline is illegal”
DC : “wHHA… ? ”
Cop : ” Please try and put you face through this legality template… ” *holds up one of those templates like you get in the postoffice*